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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Sitting in a parking garage in your car, with it in gear and your foot on the brake, passed out and covered in vomit, is no way to be found by the cops at 3:45 am on a Sunday morning. But in a college town, how else would you spend your time?   ( divider line
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2698 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Aug 2013 at 8:04 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-31 08:07:37 AM  
With college women.
2013-08-31 08:30:29 AM  
How did I know it would be Univ. of Iowa before I'd even finished reading the headline?
2013-08-31 08:53:16 AM  
Well I can not forget where it is I come from and I can not forget the people who love me -- because I can be myself here in this small town covered in my vomit and feces.....
2013-08-31 09:23:28 AM  
How about passed out your ex-girlfriend's porch in subfreezing weather wearing a huge down jacket?
2013-08-31 09:27:31 AM  
NCAA football started this week, so I'm thinking this won't be all that unusual for the next 15 weeks
2013-08-31 09:44:18 AM  

StrikitRich: NCAA football started this week, so I'm thinking this won't be all that unusual for the next 15 weeks

Talk like that will get the NCAA lawyers on your ass.
2013-08-31 10:28:56 AM  
A word of advice:  the cops would much rather bust you for dui than public intoxication, so don't try to sleep it off in your car, especially the drivers seat.  You may find that even though you thought you were in the back seat with the car in park, the police report says you were in the drivers seat with the engine running.
So get a ride home or find a couch.

/better yet, don't  get drunk.  Your internal organs will thank you when you're older...
2013-08-31 10:36:26 AM  
This is why I used to hide my keys in the trunk whilst passed out in the car. BTW.. Is there such a thing as a flippant misdemeanor?
2013-08-31 10:54:41 AM  
Was he listening to Motley Crue?
2013-08-31 11:45:17 AM  
See, this is why I can't drink. This guy is covered in vomit and he probably drinks way more than my lightweight ass. Vomiting is not fun, and that's all alcohol does to me -- acts as a very efficient emetic.
2013-08-31 02:03:53 PM  
I watched a cheap knock off of TV show 'cops' they found a woman passed out at the wheel, her car badly damaged from all the things she hit before passing out. They find about 10 pill bottles, she is clearly high as a kite. She can barley stand up she is so high. They find about 10 pill bottles in her car. Long story short - they wind up releasing her to a parent because she had prescriptions for all the pills, did not admit to taking any of them, and had a bad knee so she could not perform road sobriety tests.

The next episode they pulled over a perfectly sober teenager  for speeding, found a dime bag of weed, handcuffed, man handled, taken to jail, car impounded.
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