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(Daily Telegraph)   It's one thing to make love to your girlfriend on the very same field where your team won a decisive victory earlier in the night. It's another thing to do it when your team ended the game in a 0-0 tie   (dailytelegraph.com.au) divider line 56
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2013-08-31 09:21:01 AM
It's the only time someone on his team will score on that field?
 
2013-08-31 09:27:10 AM
Anytime it's a thing, anywhere.
 
2013-08-31 09:27:32 AM
They were just told to put their clothes on and leave?? In this country they would have been tazed...
 
2013-08-31 09:32:22 AM
Why is it another thing to do it after a tie?

I don't get why the score of the game has any relationship to the couple having sex?
 
2013-08-31 09:33:16 AM

AsBaile: They were just told to put their clothes on and leave?? In this country they would have been tazed...


Looks like we've got a smart-mouthed one over here...

i1.ytimg.com

/That's a tazerin'
 
2013-08-31 09:34:20 AM

AsBaile: They were just told to put their clothes on and leave?? In this country they would have been tazed...


They didn't appear to be fat.

Saw the 0-0 tie and guessed soccer.  Did I win, if I did I'll have what they're having.  Sadly the wife is at work, so I have to wait.
 
2013-08-31 09:34:38 AM
Stalkers with guns trump stalkers with cameras.

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-31 09:34:51 AM
They say a tie is like kissing your sister.
 
2013-08-31 09:36:04 AM
Doesn't matter, had sex
 
2013-08-31 09:37:28 AM

AsBaile: They were just told to put their clothes on and leave?? In this country they would have been tazed...


And put on a sex offender list for life.
 
2013-08-31 09:41:21 AM
Oh they so Randy!!!!
 
2013-08-31 09:41:32 AM
Goooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal! There was one score on that field after all.
 
2013-08-31 09:46:11 AM
At least someone scored
 
2013-08-31 09:48:55 AM
That guy was the only man on the field that night who had no flopping issues.
 
2013-08-31 09:54:31 AM
To stay with the night's theme, no one reached climax.
 
2013-08-31 10:00:16 AM

Wolfmanjames: They say a tie is like kissing your sister.


This happened in Denmark, not West by-God Virginia
 
2013-08-31 10:00:17 AM
I can't figure out what is happening in that picture. It looks like a random assortment of body parts in a heap.
 
2013-08-31 10:02:36 AM
When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.
 
2013-08-31 10:03:08 AM
Like kissing your sister
 
2013-08-31 10:03:17 AM
0-0 tie is like a win for both teams in soccer.
 
2013-08-31 10:03:42 AM

drxym: I can't figure out what is happening in that picture. It looks like a random assortment of body parts in a heap.



I think the girl is on top and the guy has his pants down weird.
 
2013-08-31 10:06:50 AM
No, that's pretty much the same thing, subby.

And the fluck
i141.photobucket.com
what in it am I looking at?  Is there an amputee involved?
 
2013-08-31 10:10:11 AM
Has anyone said "Well, at least somebody scored yet!"?  'cuz that would be funny.
 
2013-08-31 10:11:33 AM

maddogdelta: Has anyone said "Well, at least somebody scored yet!"?!", yet  'cuz that would be funny.


Dammit... quote mark fail.
 
2013-08-31 10:12:51 AM
 That's really one of those areas where there's not really a special occasion necessary.
"hey, I just got my new drivers license, wanna fark?"
"Oh, hi honey did you get your hair done? Wanna fark?"
 
2013-08-31 10:13:23 AM
No no no. They each represent one team and are trying to settle the match. First one to finish, their team wins.
 
2013-08-31 10:16:39 AM

trappedspirit: No, that's pretty much the same thing, subby.

And the fluck

what in it am I looking at?  Is there an amputee involved?


The chick is on top, and appears to be wearing high black socks. The dude, as all true gentlemen do when porking on a field, has pulled his jorts down around his ankles.
 
2013-08-31 10:17:25 AM

ZzeusS: drxym: I can't figure out what is happening in that picture. It looks like a random assortment of body parts in a heap.


I think the girl is on top and the guy has his pants down weird.


from TFA " Broendby are currently at the bottom ". The girl must be Randy. So who's on first.
 
2013-08-31 10:37:39 AM
This is what is known in College parlance as "The Sex of Shame." It is hoped that by copulating on the field where your team met its defeat, that the gods of the game will be appeased and your team may win the next one.
Or so I've heard.
 
2013-08-31 10:38:21 AM
The picture is perfectly clear to me. It's fun watching a bunch of Farkers try to figure out what sex looks like.
 
2013-08-31 10:40:24 AM
lack of warmth * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-08-31 09:34:20 AM AsBaile: They were just told to put their clothes on and leave?? In this country they would have been tazed... They didn't appear to be fat. Saw the 0-0 tie and guessed soccer. Did I win, if I did I'll have what they're having. Sadly the wife is at work, so I have to wait.
===============================================

Hockey and baseball can, in some cases, have scores that low... but neither can end in a tie. So guessing soccer does not take much effort.

I suppose football could theoretically end in a 0-0 tie, but I'm not sure that's ever happened.
 
2013-08-31 11:18:36 AM

Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.


Just stay with sports you understand, thx.
 
2013-08-31 11:23:28 AM

AsBaile: They were just told to put their clothes on and leave?? In this country they would have been tazed...


that was the best part of the story. well that and now they are internet famous folks want to know who they are.
 
2013-08-31 11:24:56 AM

Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.


Yeah, QTF. I have never seen it but I know they used to (or still?) do arena football where the field is only 50 yards instead of 100. Must be a riot. There was also talk in tennis of changing the size of the ball so it would fly slower since, due to increasing athleticism, too many people were not able to return a serve thus making the game rather boring in a different way.

A smaller field or a larger goal area would be all it takes to change the dynamic.

As it is 0-0 is so boring look what people have to do to keep themselves entertained.
 
2013-08-31 12:17:56 PM

trappedspirit: No, that's pretty much the same thing, subby.

And the fluck
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what in it am I looking at?  Is there an amputee involved?


Not sure if fap...
 
2013-08-31 12:25:59 PM
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
 
2013-08-31 12:56:28 PM

spawn73: Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.

Just stay with sports you understand, thx.


I notice I'm not scoring any goals as I type this...might I be possibly playing soccer?  Just trying to understand.
 
2013-08-31 01:16:26 PM
Well, it does lend itself to a BDSM encounter riffing on the broader theme of "penalty kicks," I guess.
 
2013-08-31 01:22:19 PM

Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.


When a three hour game only has 12 minutes of "action" (most of which consists of a bunch of fat blokes pushing each other over so one guy can run really fast) and the rest of the time is spent watching TV advertisements, halftime "wardrobe malfunctions", cheerleaders, and random dudes standing around on the sidelines, it's time to revisit what constitutes "entertainment".

I've watched your allegedly "Super" Bowls, and they're usually boring as shiat.

/former NFL fan
 
2013-08-31 01:26:42 PM
Screwing someone on the grass, in the middle of a field, is not "making love", it's screwing, pure and simple!
 
2013-08-31 02:03:31 PM
It's strange, where they chose to drop down on the field there. Hell, if I was brave enough to do something like that (I'm not), I would have at least gone that extra 12 yards and done it right on the center dot.
 
2013-08-31 03:54:05 PM
Looking at the table, Brøndby have yet to win six games into the season and have lost half their games while Randers are just one point behind third place. I expect Brøndby are happy to have taken points off their rival and to have kept a clean sheet.
 
2013-08-31 04:06:00 PM
"there were several eyewitnesses"
Yes, I bet there were.
 
2013-08-31 05:02:48 PM

Abox: spawn73: Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.

Just stay with sports you understand, thx.

I notice I'm not scoring any goals as I type this...might I be possibly playing soccer?  Just trying to understand.


You never will, just accept it and bugger off to whatever is invented with people like you in mind.
 
2013-08-31 05:50:06 PM

Trapper439: Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.

When a three hour game only has 12 minutes of "action" (most of which consists of a bunch of fat blokes pushing each other over so one guy can run really fast) and the rest of the time is spent watching TV advertisements, halftime "wardrobe malfunctions", cheerleaders, and random dudes standing around on the sidelines, it's time to revisit what constitutes "entertainment".

I've watched your allegedly "Super" Bowls, and they're usually boring as shiat.

/former NFL fan


Sounds like you wish I'd said soccer was boring so your post would have something to do with my post.
 
2013-08-31 05:53:05 PM

spawn73: Abox: spawn73: Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.

Just stay with sports you understand, thx.

I notice I'm not scoring any goals as I type this...might I be possibly playing soccer?  Just trying to understand.

You never will, just accept it and bugger off to whatever is invented with people like you in mind.


No I think I get it...even though I haven't scored a goal in the last ninety minutes, I can tell I'm not playing soccer because nobody's rioting or changing the channel.
 
2013-08-31 06:28:54 PM

Abox: spawn73: Abox: spawn73: Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.

Just stay with sports you understand, thx.

I notice I'm not scoring any goals as I type this...might I be possibly playing soccer?  Just trying to understand.

You never will, just accept it and bugger off to whatever is invented with people like you in mind.

No I think I get it...even though I haven't scored a goal in the last ninety minutes, I can tell I'm not playing soccer because nobody's rioting or changing the channel.


Nope, you wont ever get it. You might as well complain that chess is boring because noone ever scores any goals.
 
2013-08-31 06:30:52 PM

Abox: spawn73: Abox: spawn73: Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.

Just stay with sports you understand, thx.

I notice I'm not scoring any goals as I type this...might I be possibly playing soccer?  Just trying to understand.

You never will, just accept it and bugger off to whatever is invented with people like you in mind.

No I think I get it...even though I haven't scored a goal in the last ninety minutes, I can tell I'm not playing soccer because nobody's rioting or changing the channel.


Seriously, you've got to have some deep-rooted neuroses going on that you feel you have to dis fitba so hard.

I guess it really bothers you that you just don't get the most popular - and lucrative - sport in the world.
 
2013-08-31 07:16:34 PM

jake3988: lack of warmth * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-08-31 09:34:20 AM AsBaile: They were just told to put their clothes on and leave?? In this country they would have been tazed... They didn't appear to be fat. Saw the 0-0 tie and guessed soccer. Did I win, if I did I'll have what they're having. Sadly the wife is at work, so I have to wait.
===============================================

Hockey and baseball can, in some cases, have scores that low... but neither can end in a tie. So guessing soccer does not take much effort.

I suppose football could theoretically end in a 0-0 tie, but I'm not sure that's ever happened.


PErsonaly, Does is reAlly matter if aNy game ends in a Tie if it Is boring and Crappy throughout.
 
2013-08-31 07:34:25 PM

spawn73: Abox: spawn73: Abox: spawn73: Abox: When games end 0-0 it's time to revisit the rules or IMO the size of the field.

Just stay with sports you understand, thx.

I notice I'm not scoring any goals as I type this...might I be possibly playing soccer?  Just trying to understand.

You never will, just accept it and bugger off to whatever is invented with people like you in mind.

No I think I get it...even though I haven't scored a goal in the last ninety minutes, I can tell I'm not playing soccer because nobody's rioting or changing the channel.

Nope, you wont ever get it. You might as well complain that chess is boring because noone ever scores any goals.


I didn't say soccer was boring.  And the goal of chess is to checkmate which does happen.
 
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