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(CTV News)   Police are looking for a man after grabbing a woman's arm in the park. Police sketch artist, who may think the Master of Puppets could possibly Load and Kill 'Em All, has a good idea who was St. Anger...And Justice For All   (barrie.ctvnews.ca) divider line 51
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2013-08-31 11:59:14 AM
Well he's not Black...
 
2013-08-31 12:04:15 PM
Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.
 
2013-08-31 01:17:33 PM
I feel like I should comment in this thread.
 
2013-08-31 01:17:56 PM
It must be too early in the morning because I have no idea what the headline says.

/No I'll see what the article was.
 
2013-08-31 01:19:17 PM
images.cryhavok.org

Bargains are so metal.
 
2013-08-31 01:21:10 PM
The man was heard yelling, "Give me fuel! Give me fire! Give me Jabbajabbajaaaa!!!!"
 
2013-08-31 01:21:13 PM
Word salad.
 
2013-08-31 01:21:15 PM
Musha rain dum a doo dum a da!
 
2013-08-31 01:21:18 PM
Meh.
 
2013-08-31 01:25:02 PM
Why on Earth did the police grab the woman's arm, and why are they looking for a man?
 
2013-08-31 01:25:57 PM
Why did the police grab a woman's arm in the park?

/subby's headline only got worse from there.
 
2013-08-31 01:27:40 PM

Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.


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2013-08-31 01:27:55 PM
subby, when you twist and shout words into a headline to please please me, it help! your revolver after a hard day's night if the sentence isn't a convoluted mess yesterday and today. Let it be.
 
2013-08-31 01:29:04 PM

poot_rootbeer: Why did the police grab a woman's arm in the park?

/subby's headline only got worse from there.


well, maybe it's his first headline, and he was rushing to get it submitted before someone else did?  cut him some slack.

/not submitter
 
2013-08-31 01:29:31 PM

my lip balm addiction: Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.

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2013-08-31 01:29:43 PM
side note: Metallica sucks.
 
2013-08-31 01:32:57 PM

sno man: my lip balm addiction: Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.

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Megadeth =/= Metallica
 
2013-08-31 01:33:07 PM

lazymojo: side note: Metallica sucks.


Agreed.
 
2013-08-31 01:34:04 PM

HighZoolander: subby, when you twist and shout words into a headline to please please me, it help! your revolver after a hard day's night if the sentence isn't a convoluted mess yesterday and today. Let it be.


This, boy
 
2013-08-31 01:37:00 PM

my lip balm addiction: sno man: my lip balm addiction: Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x224]

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Megadeth =/= Metallica


Yes, wasn't there a thread about that a day or two ago?
 
2013-08-31 01:40:30 PM
The perp was described as a white male, five foot nine, 200 pounds, whose theme song as he grabbed her arm was Enter Sandman
 
2013-08-31 01:40:53 PM
Wanted for questioning:

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2013-08-31 01:42:34 PM
Headline is trying too hard.
 
2013-08-31 01:48:14 PM
No Battery charges?
 
2013-08-31 01:49:34 PM

lazymojo: poot_rootbeer: Why did the police grab a woman's arm in the park?

/subby's headline only got worse from there.

well, maybe it's his first headline, and he was rushing to get it submitted before someone else did?  cut him some slack.

/not submitter


Slack for a rushed subby? Okay. But the mod who read that and thought, "Hey! Main page material!" Should be stuffed in a sack and beaten with soap in a sock.
 
2013-08-31 01:52:03 PM

Apik0r0s: Headline is trying too hard.


Well, that's in the Eye of the Beholder.
 
2013-08-31 01:53:47 PM

clipperbox: The man was heard yelling, "Give me fuel! Give me fire! Give me Jabbajabbajaaaa!!!!"


Hoo!  Heh-heh.
 
2013-08-31 01:55:12 PM

clipperbox: The man was heard yelling, "Give me fuel! Give me fire! Give me Jabbajabbajaaaa!!!!"


No, it's clearly "Gimme few! Gimme fie! Gimme Jabbajabbajaaaaa!!!"
You should use your ears next time.
 
2013-08-31 01:59:15 PM

my lip balm addiction: sno man: my lip balm addiction: Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.

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[imageshack.com image 417x278]

Megadeth =/= Metallica


What about Skid Row?  Does Skid Row = Metallica?

Megadeth =/= Metallica

Metallica > Ratt

Megadeth < Stryper

Stryper < Ratt

∴ Metallica > Megadeth
 
2013-08-31 02:02:14 PM
Alleged perp has No Remorse.
 
2013-08-31 02:07:10 PM

walkerhound: my lip balm addiction: sno man: my lip balm addiction: Klippoklondike:

Megadeth < Stryper


Sorry, I can't get past Stryper being bible throwing scripture shouters in the 80's
 
2013-08-31 02:07:23 PM

walkerhound: Megadeth < Stryper


illinoisentertainer.com

userserve-ak.last.fm

Methinks you're delusional. In a good way, though. I like it.
 
2013-08-31 02:12:13 PM
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-08-31 02:17:11 PM

Muta: HighZoolander: subby, when you twist and shout words into a headline to please please me, it help! your revolver after a hard day's night if the sentence isn't a convoluted mess yesterday and today. Let it be.

This, boy


Girl, you know it's true.
 
2013-08-31 02:21:06 PM

untaken_name: walkerhound: Megadeth < Stryper

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Methinks you're delusional. In a good way, though. I like it.


Not that I was looking for it, but you can totally see that guy's junk through the spandex.
 
2013-08-31 02:26:27 PM

Infernalist: [images.cryhavok.org image 500x732]

Bargains are so metal.


Funny.

As for the bargains, I don't think you'll find any at Armani.
 
2013-08-31 02:27:07 PM
untaken_name: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x515]


I had no idea that the other villain group from Jem and the Holograms was a real band.
 
2013-08-31 02:27:17 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: lazymojo: poot_rootbeer: Why did the police grab a woman's arm in the park?

/subby's headline only got worse from there.

well, maybe it's his first headline, and he was rushing to get it submitted before someone else did?  cut him some slack.

/not submitter

Slack for a rushed subby? Okay. But the mod who read that and thought, "Hey! Main page material!" Should be stuffed in a sack and beaten with soap in a sock.


Mods don't greenlight articles, Mr. Soapsock
 
2013-08-31 02:35:49 PM
What a worthless genre -- a billion decibels to cover up the lack of musical talent.
 
2013-08-31 02:37:07 PM

HighZoolander: subby, when you twist and shout words into a headline to please please me, it help! your revolver after a hard day's night if the sentence isn't a convoluted mess yesterday and today. Let it be.


Did the headline make you wanna Beat on the Brat with a baseball bat? It made me feel like I Wanna Be Sedated. Subby you are such a Pinhead! Why don't you go rest out in the California Sun for a while...
I should get off Fark for a while myself, but I Just Wanna Have Something To Do. Maybe I just need some Psychotherapy.
 
2013-08-31 02:38:17 PM

PainfulItching: walkerhound: my lip balm addiction: sno man: my lip balm addiction: Klippoklondike:

Megadeth < Stryper

Sorry, I can't get past Stryper being bible throwing scripture shouters in the 80's


It was mostly for the sake of proving a theorem.

/I had to look them up to remember a song of theirs - Keep the Fire Burning is the only one I recognized.
 
2013-08-31 03:01:41 PM
Loved the headline. Don't listen to em subby.
 
2013-08-31 03:23:11 PM

clipperbox: The man was heard yelling, "Give me fuel! Give me fire! Give me Jabbajabbajaaaa!!!!"


I chuckled.
 
2013-08-31 04:13:33 PM

Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.


9/10.  Well done.
 
2013-08-31 04:17:29 PM

Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.


I'm reading this thread from Austria, so I got a kick out of your comment. Now I'm gonna go put another shrimp on the barbie.
 
2013-08-31 04:22:00 PM

sno man: my lip balm addiction: sno man: my lip balm addiction: Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.

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Megadeth =/= Metallica

Yes, wasn't there a thread about that a day or two ago?


Here is that thread...
 
2013-08-31 04:28:20 PM
Why would the police grab a woman's arm in the park, subby?
 
2013-08-31 04:42:01 PM

doctor wu: Why would the police grab a woman's arm in the park, subby?


The better question is:

Why would they look for a man AFTER grabbing a woman's arm in the park. I mean, can't they at least get their priorities straight?
 
2013-08-31 06:35:56 PM

my lip balm addiction: sno man: my lip balm addiction: Klippoklondike: Megadeath jokes.  Hilarious.

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[imageshack.com image 417x278]

Megadeth =/= Metallica


that's the joke, genius.

Also, should I call the police next time someone grabs my ass at a crowded crosswalk or shoved their boner in my face on the bus? I usually just move, but if people are calling police for arm-grabbing, seems like I should up my game.
 
2013-09-01 04:08:00 AM
There must be either something missing to this story or our qualifications for assault have dropped precipitously. "Time was you had to hit someone."

/can someone remind me what movie I'm quoting?
 
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