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(Kotaku)   Female train station worker in Tokyo throws unruly male across her shoulder for a free ride. Link includes animated reenactment complete with Mike Tyson-esque first strike by the guy   (kotaku.com) divider line 26
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2013-08-31 07:20:49 AM
One more reason I love Japanese women, sexy as hell and they can protect me from muggers.
 
2013-08-31 07:33:19 AM
Nice to see that Chun Li is acclimating to her new job.
 
2013-08-31 07:34:16 AM
Not as good as the Insane Taiwanese News Service, or whatever they're called.
 
2013-08-31 07:39:14 AM
She: Pay your fare!

He: No!

She: Yes!

He: Flip you for it? Itai! (Japanese for "Ouch!")

Seriously? I like it when bullies fall down and go splat.
 
2013-08-31 07:42:29 AM
I told you they all know karate

/ducks... and moves like water
 
2013-08-31 07:45:22 AM
Seems like most Japanese kids either learn judo or kendo growning up.

My wife learned judo. I don't mess around with her.
 
2013-08-31 07:47:44 AM
Female train station worker in Tokyo throws unruly male across her shoulder for a free ride. Link includes animated reenactment complete with Mike Tyson   Jacki Chan-esque first strike by the guy
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Yes, I know he's from Hong Kong.  No, I don't care.
 
2013-08-31 07:49:02 AM
I smell a PPV opportunity....
 
2013-08-31 07:49:08 AM

ReapTheChaos: One more reason I love Japanese women, sexy as hell and they can protect me from muggers.




Behold the power of pixelated genitals. That Japanese government sure is smart.
 
2013-08-31 07:52:43 AM
If service employees did this more often, I guarantee we'd have more civility in public places. Being a dick to the teenage cashier at McDonalds? Yeah, that's a Judo chop to the face.
 
2013-08-31 08:22:07 AM

K3rmy: Nice to see that Chun Li is acclimating to her new job.


JAPAN IS NOT CHINA
 
2013-08-31 08:26:54 AM

K3rmy: Nice to see that Chun Li is acclimating to her new job.


To go with the Street Fighter theme, I think you meant Sakura.  She covers the Japanese as well as dangerous girl in a skirt segment.
 
2013-08-31 08:27:41 AM

Pilikia: K3rmy: Nice to see that Chun Li is acclimating to her new job.

JAPAN IS NOT CHINA




Is our childrens learning?

I blame porn. And Obama. Mostly Obama.

Thanks Obama.
 
2013-08-31 08:28:00 AM
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2013-08-31 08:57:31 AM
Mike Tyson-esque? A right  cross? That's pretty much one of the first punches they teach you if you take a boxing class. A good tan sau combined with a straight punch would have been an effective response, but props for the hip throw....
 
2013-08-31 09:03:07 AM

WhoopAssWayne: If service employees did this more often, I guarantee we'd have more civility in public places. Being a dick to the teenage cashier at McDonalds? Yeah, that's a Judo chop to the face.


Judo is "throw".
Karate is "chop".

/pork is also chop
 
2013-08-31 09:07:40 AM
Most of the judo girls I know from Japan are pretty butch.  It's basically a form of wrestling.
 
2013-08-31 10:08:45 AM
The comments section covers most of the bases.
 
2013-08-31 10:27:20 AM
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2013-08-31 10:29:31 AM
Snu snu
 
2013-08-31 11:37:17 AM

EricJapan: Most of the judo girls I know from Japan are pretty butch.  It's basically a form of wrestling.


So is sex. Except everyone wins, no matter who ends up on top.
 
2013-08-31 12:06:53 PM

lostcat: Seems like most Japanese kids either learn judo or kendo growning up.

My wife learned judo. I don't mess around with her.


I remember learning the judo shoulder throw when I was a kid. My knees hurt remembering that twist that you need to do in order to throw someone properly.

/ITAI!
//Judo, meaning "the gentle way" (no lie)
 
2013-08-31 12:27:48 PM
In a world full of Tentacle Rape Monsters you have to be able to defend yourself.
 
2013-08-31 01:27:27 PM
Between this and it being the high holy day of Bacondom, I am completely turgid.
 
2013-08-31 02:25:21 PM
Probably the thrill of that guy's life.

CS,B: I used to date a very tall, athletic older woman. One day when we went to a wine festival, we both were faux arguing over who should carry the heavy picnic basket in from the parking field.

I solved the problem by giving her the picnic basket, saying "Ok, fine. You carry it!" and throwing her over my shoulder, picnic basket in hand, and walking up to the ticket booth with her butt hanging over my shoulder.

That night she made the admission "Ok, that was the hottest thing EVER!" and proceeded to show what it meant.

/ was pretty proud of myself that night.
// "Two *mostly* adult tickets please!"
/// Sometimes the caveman approach works.
 
2013-08-31 04:41:04 PM

maxheck: Probably the thrill of that guy's life.

CS,B: I used to date a very tall, athletic older woman. One day when we went to a wine festival, we both were faux arguing over who should carry the heavy picnic basket in from the parking field.

I solved the problem by giving her the picnic basket, saying "Ok, fine. You carry it!" and throwing her over my shoulder, picnic basket in hand, and walking up to the ticket booth with her butt hanging over my shoulder.

That night she made the admission "Ok, that was the hottest thing EVER!" and proceeded to show what it meant.

/ was pretty proud of myself that night.
// "Two *mostly* adult tickets please!"
/// Sometimes the caveman approach works.


I just let my wimmin smack me in the head, and drag me back to their cave.

Of course, "their cave" tends to be a gutter, back alley, or bath tub full of ice.

/I miss my rolex
//my wallet
///my left kidney
 
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