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(Daily Mail)   Today's six words which will send you running for the exits: Kris Jenner / Bruce Jenner sex tape   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
    More: Scary, Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, X-rated, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian  
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2013-08-31 12:04:29 AM  
Bruce Jenner's "O" face
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2013-08-31 12:51:57 AM  
Kris Jenner / Bruce Jenner se-

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2013-08-31 01:21:30 AM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-31 02:17:30 AM  
I haven't seen Bruce Jenner since he was on boxes of Wheaties when I was a kid.
 
2013-08-31 02:48:58 AM  
that is not needed.
 
2013-08-31 02:49:47 AM  
Bruce Jenner looks more and more like an old butch lesbian every time I see a picture of him.

/obvious, but had to be said
 
2013-08-31 02:51:06 AM  

der Glitzkrieg: Bruce Jenner looks more and more like an old butch lesbian every time I see a new picture of him.

/obvious, but had to be said


FTFM

/preview is your friend
 
2013-08-31 02:53:51 AM  
Which of them is the chick?
 
2013-08-31 03:01:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 03:18:26 AM  
and a slashie
 
2013-08-31 03:37:30 AM  
Why is this shocking? Home video recorders came out back in the early 80s or so, in this day and age I'd be more shocked if someone hadn't made a sex tape.

I think it was back in 87, my ex's grandmother rented us a VHS camcorder over the xmas holiday so we could record the kids. Guess what me and the ex did that night once the kids were asleep?
 
2013-08-31 03:44:27 AM  
i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 04:00:13 AM  
They sound desperate for attention, I'm not desperate to give it to them.
I'm sure they'll get whatever it is they want out of life, just not from me.
 
2013-08-31 04:08:02 AM  
I'll fully admit I'm kinda curious if she's any more of the dead fish vibe she seems to give off anyway.
 
2013-08-31 05:30:49 AM  
If I may quote The Soup, Bruce Jenner's hair looks like he has two equally bad haircuts.
 
2013-08-31 05:39:51 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Why is this shocking? Home video recorders came out back in the early 80s or so, in this day and age I'd be more shocked if someone hadn't made a sex tape.

I think it was back in 87, my ex's grandmother rented us a VHS camcorder over the xmas holiday so we could record the kids. Guess what me and the ex did that night once the kids were asleep?


And 30 years ago it might have been interesting to see their tape.  Now, its like picturing your parents having sex.
 
2013-08-31 06:31:35 AM  
I hate that entire farking family.
 
2013-08-31 06:32:39 AM  
Meh. I bet I've seen worse.
 
2013-08-31 06:48:34 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Why is this shocking? Home video recorders came out back in the early 80s or so, in this day and age I'd be more shocked if someone hadn't made a sex tape.

I think it was back in 87, my ex's grandmother rented us a VHS camcorder over the xmas holiday so we could record the kids. Guess what me and the ex did that night once the kids were asleep?


You fixed the cable?
 
2013-08-31 06:52:04 AM  
Kris Jenner is kinda milfy, at least.
 
2013-08-31 07:29:00 AM  
Uh Oh! We have get our name back in the press.

"Hey guess what everyone, I did a sex tape!" Next up: "I'm bi-sexual"
 
2013-08-31 07:48:34 AM  

log_jammin: I hate that entire farking family.


I have to agree.

For instance,

If I turned on the news in the morning and found out an oil tanker ran into their house while they were all asleep?

and they died in the ensuing inferno?

and that the impact and explosion loosened a developing sinkhole under their estate that swallowed them their property and possessions miles into the earth?

It would probably brighten my day a bit. Probably not much more because while I cared enough to post, I don't think I could possible care less about these people. Seeing them or hearing about them is akin to passing the seldom but inevitable sewage treatment plant on the highway.
 
2013-08-31 07:59:21 AM  
Can we stop calling them porn stars now?
 
2013-08-31 08:40:31 AM  
I have to admit I am completely repulsed by the idea of watching a video made by them.  However, I would be interested if it has certain features.  For instance Kris getting her freak on while perfoming in a donkey show while Bruce watches all leathered up like the gimp in Pulp Fiction.  That I believe would be entertaining.
Oh, and the daughters all blowing members of the donkey show audience while everyone tosses dollar bills at them.

/just a thought.....
 
2013-08-31 08:52:12 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Why is this shocking? Home video recorders came out back in the early 80s or so, in this day and age I'd be more shocked if someone hadn't made a sex tape.

I think it was back in 87, my ex's grandmother rented us a VHS camcorder over the xmas holiday so we could record the kids. Guess what me and the ex did that night once the kids were asleep?


Figured out how to program it?
 
2013-08-31 08:55:33 AM  
Those pictures of Khloe in that tight black...uh.. Plastic? Kind of do it for me.
 
2013-08-31 09:04:08 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Why is this shocking? Home video recorders came out back in the early 80s or so, in this day and age I'd be more shocked if someone hadn't made a sex tape.

I think it was back in 87, my ex's grandmother rented us a VHS camcorder over the xmas holiday so we could record the kids. Guess what me and the ex did that night once the kids were asleep?


And thank you to you and all those who did make a home sex tape and not leaked it to the world.

I heard my sil (really not attractive one) did the same thing while camping with her hubby and fil found the unmarked tape by accident.  I felt kind of sad for him.  He had a polaroid of himself wearing only a red bow and all three daughters found it by accident, so he had it coming.  The wife and I stick to really old technology for seeing ourselves naked, a mirror in the bedroom.  No one else wants to see that.
 
2013-08-31 09:19:22 AM  
"Kris Jenner / Bruce Jenner sex tape"

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 09:20:48 AM  
I have a tape of me and an ex from years ago. And if you farkers don't send me 5 million dollars Ill put it up and you will all watch it. My scrawny pale butt pumping away. Think about that! Swiss bank account # in profile :)
 
2013-08-31 09:46:55 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Why is this shocking? Home video recorders came out back in the early 80s or so, in this day and age I'd be more shocked if someone hadn't made a sex tape.

I think it was back in 87, my ex's grandmother rented us a VHS camcorder over the xmas holiday so we could record the kids. Guess what me and the ex did that night once the kids were asleep?


You fixed the cable?
 
2013-08-31 09:48:10 AM  

Slowdog: ReapTheChaos: Why is this shocking? Home video recorders came out back in the early 80s or so, in this day and age I'd be more shocked if someone hadn't made a sex tape.

I think it was back in 87, my ex's grandmother rented us a VHS camcorder over the xmas holiday so we could record the kids. Guess what me and the ex did that night once the kids were asleep?

You fixed the cable?


Damn! Shouldv'e checked first. Obviously I'm not a golfer.
 
2013-08-31 10:11:41 AM  
I'm just here for the "NOPE!" gifs.
 
2013-08-31 10:21:56 AM  
s.pikabu.ru
 
2013-08-31 10:27:27 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-31 10:34:59 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 10:35:38 AM  

katerbug72: [s.pikabu.ru image 245x245]




Best part of the show besides the boobies.
 
2013-08-31 10:42:44 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Why is this shocking? Home video recorders came out back in the early 80s or so, in this day and age I'd be more shocked if someone hadn't made a sex tape.

I think it was back in 87, my ex's grandmother rented us a VHS camcorder over the xmas holiday so we could record the kids. Guess what me and the ex did that night once the kids were asleep?


Set the clock?
 
2013-08-31 10:49:31 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: katerbug72: [s.pikabu.ru image 245x245]

Best part of the show besides the boobies.



I wanted to post the slow backing out version but all the gifs are too large for Fark. Darn it. I love Rudy.
 
2013-08-31 10:52:05 AM  

der Glitzkrieg: lesbian


There's a joke in there somewhere, but damn if I can find it.
 
2013-08-31 11:05:40 AM  
The funniest thing about the article is dude wearing his hair in a pony tail under his hat. Hahahahaha
 
2013-08-31 11:17:47 AM  
Waning popularity so now they're going to take a page from their daughter's "career" and release a sex tape. This truly is an entire family obsessed with fame and devoid of scruples or shame.
 
2013-08-31 11:58:30 AM  

keepitcherry: The funniest thing about the article is dude wearing his hair in a pony tail under his hat. Hahahahaha

And the sign says "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that, huh, me working for you"
 
2013-08-31 12:16:17 PM  
Who are these horrible people and why are their greasy antics of any more interest than lunch period at the tard ranch?
 
2013-08-31 12:24:06 PM  
Videotaping/photographing yourself having sex has to be utter height of narcissism.  How enamored with your own self do you have to be to want a visual record of you humping?  Is your memory that shiatty?  Can you not just remember having sex with that particular person?
 
2013-08-31 12:28:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 12:53:21 PM  

slayer199: Now, its like picturing your grandparents having sex.


FTFY
 
2013-08-31 01:04:53 PM  

mongbiohazard: Waning popularity so now they're going to take a page from their daughter's "career" and release a sex tape. This truly is an entire family obsessed with fame and devoid of scruples or shame.


Well the 2 youngest have to wait a few years before they release their sex tapes
 
2013-08-31 01:15:03 PM  

groppet: mongbiohazard: Waning popularity so now they're going to take a page from their daughter's "career" and release a sex tape. This truly is an entire family obsessed with fame and devoid of scruples or shame.

Well the 2 youngest have to wait a few years before they release their sex tapes



At which point I would bet money at least one of them will.
 
2013-08-31 01:26:56 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Videotaping/photographing yourself having sex has to be utter height of narcissism.  How enamored with your own self do you have to be to want a visual record of you humping?  Is your memory that shiatty?  Can you not just remember having sex with that particular person?


Sometimes both parties enjoy doing it and watching it together can be fun as well, but please continue projecting. The flames should be fun on this one considering that your screen name should bring out the white knights. Also, Farkers seem to be a bit repressed when it comes to sex. They just love to lash out at those that are kinkier and get it more frequently.
 
2013-08-31 01:40:01 PM  
So, he's wearing the French Maid costume while she's in a tux with a strap on?

Nah.  I'll pass..
 
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