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(Deadspin)   Sportscasting 101: If you ever have to say "they cut Richard Kent, a punter", make sure you pronounce all words very carefully (Not safe for work audio)   (deadspin.com ) divider line
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2013-08-31 12:04:05 AM  
From the reader's comments:

"Sounds like the pronunciation was a muff"

/That's gold, Jerry! Gold
 
2013-08-31 02:15:09 AM  
Good work, just keep rolling like you didn't just say that word. I wonder how many people didn't even notice.

/Dick Coont? Now that's a name!
 
2013-08-31 04:14:52 AM  
That was great. I needed a good laff.
 
2013-08-31 05:06:37 AM  
Ruptured disk.
 
2013-08-31 06:08:13 AM  

Lorelle: That was great. I needed a good laff.


That wasn't great, he just carried on like he hadn't said it.

Jim Naughtie on Radio 4 talking about culture secretary Jeremy Hunt is great.
 
2013-08-31 06:14:00 AM  

iron de havilland: Lorelle: That was great. I needed a good laff.

That wasn't great, he just carried on like he hadn't said it.

Jim Naughtie on Radio 4 talking about culture secretary Jeremy Hunt is great.


I should add: there's the slightly punny nature of Jim's own name in this context, but it's pronounced "nochty" - as in "lough"/"loch" - rather than as "naughty".
 
2013-08-31 06:17:49 AM  
Man, I'm tempted to make a joke about this guy and his skills, but if it is dangerous to mess with a guy who f*cking WRITES for a living, how dangerous might sportscasters be?
 
2013-08-31 08:12:24 AM  
Dick coont?
 
2013-08-31 08:35:48 AM  

Principal Clarinet: From the reader's comments:

"Sounds like the pronunciation was a muff"

/That's gold, Jerry! Gold


"That makes two nonexistent vaginas associated with the Chargers roster."


Heeeyooooo


/didn't Billy Ray Smith get beat out of his job by an aging Jim McMahon?
 
2013-08-31 09:12:00 AM  
 
2013-08-31 09:27:49 AM  
Did they poont coont?
 
2013-08-31 09:29:10 AM  
Freudian slip: A verbal mistake that is thought to reveal a repressed belief, thought, or emotion.

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And who can blame him after watching the Charger girls gyrate around all evening?
 
2013-08-31 10:44:23 AM  

Allen262: Ruptured Bulging disk.


FTFY
 
2013-08-31 10:58:36 AM  
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2013-08-31 11:14:46 AM  

Anderson's Pooper: Allen262: Ruptured Bulging disk.

FTFY


"Thankfully there was no video of that"
 
2013-08-31 12:39:53 PM  
Can't cut punter Dick Kent. (repeat)
 
2013-08-31 01:32:16 PM  

varmitydog: Freudian slip: A verbal mistake that is thought to reveal a repressed belief, thought, or emotion.

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And who can blame him after watching the Charger girls gyrate around all evening?




All very attractive (naturally). A whole lot of dead eyes in that group though. I'll bet nearly half of them couldn't start a fire with a box of matches, a gallon of gasoline, and (such as) an illustrated manual.
 
2013-08-31 04:38:10 PM  

subfactorial: varmitydog: Freudian slip: A verbal mistake that is thought to reveal a repressed belief, thought, or emotion.

[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]

And who can blame him after watching the Charger girls gyrate around all evening?

All very attractive (naturally). A whole lot of dead eyes in that group though. I'll bet nearly half of them couldn't start a fire with a box of matches, a gallon of gasoline, and (such as) an illustrated manual.


I'm sure they can do a lot of things as other U.S. Americans, like such as starting fires.
 
2013-08-31 07:45:58 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Principal Clarinet: From the reader's comments:

"Sounds like the pronunciation was a muff"

/That's gold, Jerry! Gold

"That makes two nonexistent vaginas associated with the Chargers roster."


Heeeyooooo


/didn't Billy Ray Smith get beat out of his job by an aging Jim McMahon?


BR was a linebacker, so... no. Not remotely.
 
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