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(Sun Sentinel)   Mother accused of forcing her 12 year-old daughter to beat up another driver at a gas station   ( divider line
    More: Florida, bus drivers, Lauderhill, Sunoco  
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5179 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Aug 2013 at 5:49 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-31 07:05:16 AM  
2 votes:

gadian: 12 years old is damned old enough to tell your mother to go to hell if she's batshiat enough to ask you to deliver a whoopin on someone.

The problem is, if you were raised that way you probably wouldn't think there was anything strange about it.
2013-08-30 11:01:05 PM  
2 votes:
Odds are she was black.
2013-08-31 08:38:50 AM  
1 vote:
The daughter was released into the custody of her father, Orangejello
2013-08-31 08:27:50 AM  
1 vote:

feckingmorons: Quacheena


why is my name Florida!!
2013-08-31 07:05:58 AM  
1 vote:

gadian: 12 years old is damned old enough to tell your mother to go to hell if she's batshiat enough to ask you to deliver a whoopin on someone.

The apple don't fall far from the Treemonisha...
2013-08-31 06:52:39 AM  
1 vote:

Apos: 1. This MOTY HAD to have been named after an obscure Star Wars character.....Right?

I just assume that these stupid sounding names are someone's idea of what an African princesses name ought to sound like, combined with some cheap fast food or medicinal product.
2013-08-31 06:46:18 AM  
1 vote:

hasty ambush: Was this a black on black crime or racially motivated?

When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness. Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings.

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Cannot find the victims name, Randa, anywhere either except as a shorten version of Miranda.

Stop making up names people.

The guys from Freakonomics say you're right to discriminate against people with stupid names. Not because of racism or anything, but because if your parents were so stupid that they thought naming you "Quacheena " was going to help you in life, you're probably stupid too.
2013-08-31 06:19:32 AM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: Fark needs to ban that Bugs Bunny Florida GIF. It may have been kinda funny when it first appeared, but it's getting to where you cant read a thread on Florida without 10 people posting it.

Shut your whore Florida mouth, I like it : )
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