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(Sun Sentinel)   Mother accused of forcing her 12 year-old daughter to beat up another driver at a gas station   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 61
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2013-08-30 10:53:33 PM  
Quacheena
 
2013-08-30 11:01:05 PM  
Odds are she was black.
 
2013-08-31 12:01:33 AM  
I may get an iPhone just so I can track it after some loser steals it.
 
2013-08-31 12:11:47 AM  
Two observations:

1. This MOTY HAD to have been named after an obscure Star Wars character.....Right?

2. In honor of the tag, this automatically applies:


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-31 12:44:06 AM  

feckingmorons: Quacheena

 
2013-08-31 01:36:42 AM  
This coming race war is going to be so fun.
 
2013-08-31 05:55:49 AM  
She sounds like someone who annoys me.
 
2013-08-31 06:11:41 AM  
Could have been one of the obama girls
 
2013-08-31 06:14:35 AM  
Fark needs to ban that Bugs Bunny Florida GIF. It may have been kinda funny when it first appeared, but it's getting to where you cant read a thread on Florida without 10 people posting it.
 
2013-08-31 06:19:32 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Fark needs to ban that Bugs Bunny Florida GIF. It may have been kinda funny when it first appeared, but it's getting to where you cant read a thread on Florida without 10 people posting it.


Shut your whore Florida mouth, I like it : )
 
2013-08-31 06:20:04 AM  
Was this a black on black crime or racially motivated?

When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness. Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings.


florida.arrests.org


Cannot find the victims name, Randa, anywhere either except as a shorten version of Miranda.

Stop making up names people.
 
2013-08-31 06:27:32 AM  

jjohnny65: Could have been one of the obama girls


If he had a daughter named Quacheena she would of looked like her?
 
2013-08-31 06:38:16 AM  

hasty ambush: Was this a black on black crime or racially motivated?

When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness. Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings.





Cannot find the victims name, Randa, anywhere either except as a shorten version of Miranda.

Stop making up names people.


Your names website is racist and lists only slave names
 
2013-08-31 06:46:04 AM  
" Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings."

It's found here. Expect a child to be named Datio real soon.
www.mindreadersdictionary.com
 
2013-08-31 06:46:18 AM  

hasty ambush: Was this a black on black crime or racially motivated?

When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness. Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings.


[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]


Cannot find the victims name, Randa, anywhere either except as a shorten version of Miranda.

Stop making up names people.


The guys from Freakonomics say you're right to discriminate against people with stupid names. Not because of racism or anything, but because if your parents were so stupid that they thought naming you "Quacheena " was going to help you in life, you're probably stupid too.
 
2013-08-31 06:52:02 AM  
www.trbimg.com
    Who you lookin' at?
 
2013-08-31 06:52:39 AM  

Apos: 1. This MOTY HAD to have been named after an obscure Star Wars character.....Right?


I just assume that these stupid sounding names are someone's idea of what an African princesses name ought to sound like, combined with some cheap fast food or medicinal product.
 
2013-08-31 06:52:56 AM  

Kurmudgeon: " Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings."

It's found here. Expect a child to be named Datio real soon.


Is Datio kid?
 
2013-08-31 06:56:30 AM  
12 years old is damned old enough to tell your mother to go to hell if she's batshiat enough to ask you to deliver a whoopin on someone.
 
2013-08-31 07:05:16 AM  

gadian: 12 years old is damned old enough to tell your mother to go to hell if she's batshiat enough to ask you to deliver a whoopin on someone.


The problem is, if you were raised that way you probably wouldn't think there was anything strange about it.
 
2013-08-31 07:05:58 AM  

gadian: 12 years old is damned old enough to tell your mother to go to hell if she's batshiat enough to ask you to deliver a whoopin on someone.


The apple don't fall far from the Treemonisha...
 
2013-08-31 07:08:16 AM  
www.anchorman-quotes.info

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe her namesake is a Dutch slave vessel that was used during the Pirate Era."
 
2013-08-31 07:15:22 AM  
Meh, white people problems
 
2013-08-31 07:20:20 AM  
Quacheena - you need say no more.
 
2013-08-31 07:31:43 AM  
Back in the day newspapers would describe the race of assailants/perpetrators in any crime story. They stopped doing that some time ago for the most part, but fortunately for people wanting to find support for their racist assumptions that was about the same time that people in the hood really got serious about those made up names.
 
2013-08-31 07:57:04 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: ReapTheChaos: Fark needs to ban that Bugs Bunny Florida GIF. It may have been kinda funny when it first appeared, but it's getting to where you cant read a thread on Florida without 10 people posting it.

Shut your whore Florida mouth, I like it : )




Cracks me up every time.
img.fark.net

/stay away
 
2013-08-31 08:09:06 AM  
Anyone what a foster kid? I'm sure this one will be a delight.
 
2013-08-31 08:09:21 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: ReapTheChaos: Fark needs to ban that Bugs Bunny Florida GIF. It may have been kinda funny when it first appeared, but it's getting to where you cant read a thread on Florida without 10 people posting it.

Shut your whore Florida mouth, I like it : )


You KNOW something's up when someone from "The OTHER Florida," e.g. Texas, calls for a Florida .gif banning. Or was that Ohio? Or Arizona?

/whore Florida mouth
 
2013-08-31 08:13:55 AM  

Kurmudgeon: " Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings."

It's found here. Expect a child to be named Datio real soon.
[www.mindreadersdictionary.com image 450x474]


What is "Accomodation Wrong Knife" supposed to mean?
 
2013-08-31 08:20:50 AM  

JAGUART: [www.anchorman-quotes.info image 431x366]

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe her namesake is a Dutch slave vessel that was used during the Pirate Era."


Ah yes the S.S. "Quacheena "

moodle.esu16.org

Rarely does anyone ask who sold the Dutch the slaves?  The Dutch were retailers not wholesalers.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
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2013-08-31 08:27:50 AM  

feckingmorons: Quacheena


Florida?

why is my name Florida!!
 
2013-08-31 08:38:50 AM  
The daughter was released into the custody of her father, Orangejello
 
2013-08-31 09:00:46 AM  
hasty ambush:

Stop making up names people.

Says someone named "hasty ambush."

/saturday morning zing
 
2013-08-31 09:14:34 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: tinfoil-hat maggie: ReapTheChaos: Fark needs to ban that Bugs Bunny Florida GIF. It may have been kinda funny when it first appeared, but it's getting to where you cant read a thread on Florida without 10 people posting it.

Shut your whore Florida mouth, I like it : )

Cracks me up every time.
[img.fark.net image 265x194]

/stay away


It never gets old.
 
2013-08-31 09:49:17 AM  

bigpeeler: This coming race war is going to be so fun.


Yup. The retard black panthers and the dumbass white supremacists kill each other off and all us non-insane people can just get on with our lives.
 
2013-08-31 10:08:01 AM  

Richard C Stanford: us non-insane people


Kind of a high opinion of yourself.
 
2013-08-31 10:30:33 AM  

Richard C Stanford: bigpeeler: This coming race war is going to be so fun.

Yup. The retard black panthers and the dumbass white supremacists kill each other off and all us non-insane people can just get on with our lives.


We should just tell them they both can have Florida. Winner take all. Then one bugsbunny.gif and we're done.
 
2013-08-31 10:34:55 AM  

big pig peaches: Richard C Stanford: bigpeeler: This coming race war is going to be so fun.

Yup. The retard black panthers and the dumbass white supremacists kill each other off and all us non-insane people can just get on with our lives.

We should just tell them they both can have Florida. Winner take all. Then one bugsbunny.gif and we're done.




What's gonna happen if the crime rate changes?

Hillarity?

/stay away
 
2013-08-31 10:56:04 AM  

hasty ambush: When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness. Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings.


I can't not read that as Crotcheena.  And then I think of some hyena/crotch combination. Crotch hyenas. No wonder she has anger issues.
 
2013-08-31 11:09:55 AM  
hasty ambush:

Cannot find the victims name, Randa, anywhere either except as a shorten version of Miranda.

Stop making up names people.



Hey, all names are "made up"; they don't have to mean anything.
 
2013-08-31 11:12:38 AM  

hasty ambush: Was this a black on black crime or racially motivated?

When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness. Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings.


[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]


Cannot find the victims name, Randa, anywhere either except as a shorten version of Miranda.

Stop making up names people.


Mayhap Randa is a "clever" twist on the spelling of Rhonda. And by "clever", I mean "stupid as fark".

Quacheena? Yeah, I got nuthin'.

I vaguely remember some comedian doing a stand-up bit where he put forth the idea that black
mothers name their children after the sounds they make giving birth.
 
2013-08-31 11:23:15 AM  

digitalrain: hasty ambush: Was this a black on black crime or racially motivated?

When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness. Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings.


[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]


Cannot find the victims name, Randa, anywhere either except as a shorten version of Miranda.

Stop making up names people.

Mayhap Randa is a "clever" twist on the spelling of Rhonda. And by "clever", I mean "stupid as fark".

Quacheena? Yeah, I got nuthin'.

I vaguely remember some comedian doing a stand-up bit where he put forth the idea that black
mothers name their children after the sounds they make giving birth.




Named after a fench slaver?
 
2013-08-31 11:54:01 AM  

Captain James T. Smirk: The daughter was released into the custody of her father, Orangejello


Named after the great Nubian Warrior King Orangejello the First
 
2013-08-31 11:58:54 AM  

Desmo: hasty ambush:

Cannot find the victims name, Randa, anywhere either except as a shorten version of Miranda.

Stop making up names people.


Hey, all names are "made up"; they don't have to mean anything.


Not so:  hasty ambush defined-
Immediate Action where the patrol makes visual contact
with an enemy force and has time to establish an ambush without being detected.
 
2013-08-31 12:01:17 PM  

big pig peaches: Richard C Stanford: bigpeeler: This coming race war is going to be so fun.

Yup. The retard black panthers and the dumbass white supremacists kill each other off and all us non-insane people can just get on with our lives.

We should just tell them they both can have Florida. Winner take all. Then one bugsbunny.gif and we're done.


Its not racist  as we say these things in much the same way black people use the term cracker in a non-racist way or Farkers say Floridian.
 
2013-08-31 01:31:28 PM  

hasty ambush: Was this a black on black crime or racially motivated?

When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness. Is it even a real name? I cannot find it listed under names and meanings.


Yeah, like those black parents who named their daughters Condoleezza and Oprah. Those girls didn't amount to anything.

Of course, it's different when white people give their kids names such as Bristol, Trig, Track, Willow, and Piper.
 
2013-08-31 02:07:29 PM  
Man, the Fark Closet Racist Brigade is really tugging themselves blind over this. Keep doing the Lord's work, guys!
 
2013-08-31 02:44:05 PM  

Lorelle: hasty ambush: Was this a black on black crime or racially motivated?

When her parents gave her a name like Quacheena you know she was not destined for greatness.

Yeah, like those black parents who named their daughters Condoleezza and Oprah. Those girls didn't amount to anything.


Those are the exception, not the norm.
 
2013-08-31 02:58:39 PM  
Obama could have been that Quacheena...
 
2013-08-31 03:03:41 PM  

bigpeeler: Those are the exception, not the norm.


Sure, just like

Barack
Denzel
Soledad
Thurgood
Booker
Aretha
Kweisi
Cornel
Cabell (Cab)
Eartha
Satchel
Serena
Venus

are exceptions, and "not the norm." Yup, right.
 
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