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(Denver Channel)   Flight from California to New York diverted after passenger goes full Filner   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Filner, A JetBlue, Denver, international airport, Denver Police Department, flights, passengers  
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7222 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Aug 2013 at 2:15 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-31 02:38:03 AM  
6 votes:
2013-08-31 07:13:58 AM  
2 votes:
"I'm not wearing any pants."
2013-08-31 03:36:31 AM  
2 votes:
2013-08-31 02:45:41 AM  
1 vote:
also took an Ambien sleeping pill.

Yeah baby! Ambien freakout!  It's a QUAALUDE, Momma! Mess you up.  It's not REM sleep, and then you go insane.
2013-08-31 02:43:49 AM  
1 vote:

I had a late night flight out of Chicago to Atlanta once. Across the aisle was an middle aged white guy sitting with a 20 something black chick. They didn't seem to know each other. I was kinda dozing in and out of sleep and when I opened my eyes I saw the chick giving him head under a blanket. As we deplaned, they went separate ways and acted like they had never seen each other in luggage claim. I really wanted to introduce myself to the girl but had no nerve.
2013-08-31 02:21:43 AM  
1 vote:
Never go full Filner.
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