Apos: Flight attendants say they did not serve Meyer alcohol because he was visibly drunk from vodka he brought on board and he failed to obey their instructions.And this colossal douchenozzle wasn't IMMEDIATELY escorted off the plane because.....?
LessO2: Apos: Flight attendants say they did not serve Meyer alcohol because he was visibly drunk from vodka he brought on board and he failed to obey their instructions.And this colossal douchenozzle wasn't IMMEDIATELY escorted off the plane because.....?They're saying he got drunk after the plane took off via the vodak he brought on board himself.
HotWingAgenda: I honestly had no idea that the FBI is responsible for cases of sexual harassment on airplanes. TMYK, I guess.
Ni: HotWingAgenda: I honestly had no idea that the FBI is responsible for cases of sexual harassment on airplanes. TMYK, I guess.I believe offenses on planes that are in the air fall under federal law, and FBI is the federal LE.The charges of assault (battery, actually), sound like BS. Tapping someone on the shoulder could be called battery, and again, is BS. Drunk and annoying is one thing, and people who actually live in a society should be able to handle a little bit of that. Arrested and in jail facing federal charges is another thing entirely.
HotWingAgenda: Seems like shooting a fly with a bazooka.
JerkyMeat: HotWingAgenda: Seems like shooting a fly with a bazooka.Land of the free!
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Piestar: +1 subby, but you missed out on the extra credit for being behind on the term, we now call it (and him) Filthner here in my part of San Diego!
SmittyBGKY: Sorry... that was meant to be a reply to all the folks calling for the ban of alcohol at airports.
99.998er: CSBI had a late night flight out of Chicago to Atlanta once. Across the aisle was an middle aged white guy sitting with a 20 something black chick. They didn't seem to know each other. I was kinda dozing in and out of sleep and when I opened my eyes I saw the chick giving him head under a blanket. As we deplaned, they went separate ways and acted like they had never seen each other in luggage claim. I really wanted to introduce myself to the girl but had no nerve.
Nick Nostril: I guess it must be the area of the country where I live but I rarely sit next to anyone who you would even remotely want to touch, sexually or otherwise.
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