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(Metro)   "Hello emergency services? There are beeeeeeeeeeeeeees on my car"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-08-31 12:02:30 AM
www.teamvalkyrieftw.com


/O-bee-ligatory
// Sichuan was definitely buzzing with activity
 
2013-08-31 01:15:27 AM
BEANS???
 
2013-08-31 01:16:44 AM
www.halfassedproductions.com
 
2013-08-31 01:20:11 AM
In the USA, the fire department would not have arrived on scene and hosed down the bees.
 
2013-08-31 01:23:40 AM
blog.soton.ac.uk
 
2013-08-31 01:24:16 AM
Macaulay Culkin, NO!

bestforfilm.com
 
2013-08-31 01:24:38 AM

Harry_Seldon: In the USA, the fire department would not have arrived on scene and hosed down the bees.


I know who could have helped.
 
2013-08-31 01:24:56 AM
Another tragic instance of violence against a minority. Well, in China I guess only the black half is a minority.
 
2013-08-31 01:25:13 AM
www.rocklamanna.com
 
2013-08-31 01:26:13 AM
 
2013-08-31 01:26:16 AM

Mr. Ekshun: Another tragic instance of violence against a minority. Well, in China I guess only the black half is a minority.


images.wikia.com
I know that feel, bro.
 
2013-08-31 01:27:05 AM
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ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-08-31 01:27:08 AM
see, I was going for the full monty, you guys are just pussy footing around posting one at a time.
 
2013-08-31 01:27:20 AM
 
2013-08-31 01:30:44 AM

ds_4815: Someone call a doctor!


the fark did I just watch?
 
2013-08-31 01:32:14 AM
i1295.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 01:35:42 AM

Harry_Seldon: In the USA, the fire department would not have arrived on scene and hosed down the bees.


In most of the USA, someone in the zone knows a local beekeeping fanatic and calls them out to deal with it.  And they do it gladly for the free bees in hopes for a new hive.

/Not my thing on the front-end but it's kind of fun to spin out the hives for honey.
 
2013-08-31 01:41:05 AM
whitneym49.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-31 01:47:32 AM
And what was wrong with just flooring it down the highway, lil buggers couldn't hold on much past 60
 
2013-08-31 01:48:38 AM
Beads?
 
2013-08-31 01:50:10 AM

MansWorkShop: [i1295.photobucket.com image 850x637]


not even close to a bee, bro.
 
2013-08-31 02:19:43 AM
It's easy, just call 0118 999 88199 9119 725

3!
 
2013-08-31 02:42:29 AM
Everyone involved in this incident is a friggin moron.
 
2013-08-31 02:44:56 AM
oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-31 03:10:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 03:15:40 AM
I was stung in the thigh and little toe today. I waited until dark and I put my homemade bee proof suit on. They thought they were safe underground. Cozy in their bustling bee metropolis. But I have a shovel and I made a bee proof suit. I dug those farkers up then I dumped boiling water in the hole. I burned whatever was left. farking bees.
 
2013-08-31 03:17:34 AM
Soon to be a Michael Bay movie wherein the car us hosed down with gasoline and set ablaze. The driver jumps an Amsterdam canal, mid-flight he and the passengers dive from the car into a canal. It completes the jump into a museum, explodes and destroys several priceless Van Goghs.
 
2013-08-31 03:21:17 AM
Well, I see all the obligatory posts have been made...
 
2013-08-31 03:59:06 AM

zulius: Well, I see all the obligatory posts have been made...


Not all of them

t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-31 04:14:33 AM

WeenerGord: zulius: Well, I see all the obligatory posts have been made...

Not all of them

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NOW we're done.
 
2013-08-31 04:19:09 AM
www.fanpop.com
i think that covers it.
 
2013-08-31 04:23:08 AM

wumpus: I was stung in the thigh and little toe today. I waited until dark and I put my homemade bee proof suit on. They thought they were safe underground. Cozy in their bustling bee metropolis. But I have a shovel and I made a bee proof suit. I dug those farkers up then I dumped boiling water in the hole. I burned whatever was left. farking bees.


*shivers* I was working in a flower bed one early spring. Heard buzzing and realized the earth was moving beneath me. I was standing in the middle of a bazillion bees. They seemed drunk or dazed. Maybe it was the temperature, but they didn't fly. I didnt get stung. Mr. MMM got the pleasure of pouring gas down the hole. Not sure that was the smartest idea, but it worked. Now I tiptoe through to tulips and watch for BEES.
 
2013-08-31 04:48:52 AM

wumpus: I was stung in the thigh and little toe today. I waited until dark and I put my homemade bee proof suit on. They thought they were safe underground. Cozy in their bustling bee metropolis. But I have a shovel and I made a bee proof suit. I dug those farkers up then I dumped boiling water in the hole. I burned whatever was left. farking bees.


Pretty sure SyFy will steal that idea
 
2013-08-31 05:47:18 AM

GonzoNihilist: [www.rocklamanna.com image 600x325]


Came here...leaving satisfied
 
2013-08-31 05:51:58 AM
At least they weren't.....AIDS BEES!!
 
2013-08-31 05:59:22 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 06:01:18 AM

spill_thrill: Beads?


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2013-08-31 06:28:13 AM
www.halolz.com
 
2013-08-31 06:40:59 AM
netbrawl.com
 
2013-08-31 07:11:36 AM
Bees are our friends. This one was keeping guard and chasing off wasps.

i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 07:19:43 AM
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Cover Henry Winkler in bees!!!!
 
2013-08-31 07:45:14 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-31 07:47:24 AM
The way the bees were massing up at the back, it looks like they could have left the car undisturbed through the driver's door.

The other thing would have been for the driving instructor to give a quick highway driving lesson:
"lets see if the swarm still clings to the side of the car at 50 mph, 60, 70, 80, .."

OTOH: free car wash
 
2013-08-31 07:50:51 AM

The Voice of Doom: The way the bees were massing up at the back, it looks like they could have left the car undisturbed through the driver's door.

The other thing would have been for the driving instructor to give a quick highway driving lesson:
"lets see if the swarm still clings to the side of the car at 50 mph, 60, 70, 80, .."

OTOH: free car wash


I think I would've:
A) Sped down the highway
B) Gone to an automated carwash
 
2013-08-31 07:56:47 AM
greg.org
 
2013-08-31 08:42:59 AM
The bees are fighting back! Quick, someone do a butt waggle dance to give them directions to Monsanto!

Twerk directions? More fun than using a GPS.

"I need directions to your house. Wanna twerk them to me?"

We should be like bees.
 
2013-08-31 08:49:31 AM
First it was centipedes in vaginas, now it's bees on your car.  These arthropod menaces should be stopped before they infest all our cavities!
 
2013-08-31 11:29:12 AM

wumpus: I was stung in the thigh and little toe today. I waited until dark and I put my homemade bee proof suit on. They thought they were safe underground. Cozy in their bustling bee metropolis. But I have a shovel and I made a bee proof suit. I dug those farkers up then I dumped boiling water in the hole. I burned whatever was left. farking bees.


Those weren't honey bees.  They likely weren't bees at all.
 
2013-08-31 12:14:01 PM

wb1gjk: wumpus: I was stung in the thigh and little toe today. I waited until dark and I put my homemade bee proof suit on. They thought they were safe underground. Cozy in their bustling bee metropolis. But I have a shovel and I made a bee proof suit. I dug those farkers up then I dumped boiling water in the hole. I burned whatever was left. farking bees.

Those weren't honey bees.  They likely weren't bees at all.


Yellowjackets......they're hornets if I remember correctly......

Vacuum works on these farkers too.....
 
2013-08-31 01:31:33 PM

Avery614: wb1gjk: wumpus: I was stung in the thigh and little toe today. I waited until dark and I put my homemade bee proof suit on. They thought they were safe underground. Cozy in their bustling bee metropolis. But I have a shovel and I made a bee proof suit. I dug those farkers up then I dumped boiling water in the hole. I burned whatever was left. farking bees.

Those weren't honey bees.  They likely weren't bees at all.

Yellowjackets......they're hornets if I remember correctly......

Vacuum works on these farkers too.....



Good work there and I heard that if you put a flea collar in the vacuum chamber, they die faster.
 
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