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(Metro)   'I would like to see some street gang member mess with someone in one of my chairs'   (metro.co.uk) divider line 66
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2013-08-30 07:20:45 PM
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2013-08-30 07:28:10 PM
Lance Greathouse's mobility scooter - christened Lord Humungous - has a flame-thrower that spits fire 10m (35ft)

A Glock 17 spits lead 50m (164ft).  You lose.
 
2013-08-30 07:51:37 PM
I haven't seen the statistics, but I doubt there are enough street gang attacks on the disabled to justify this monstrosity.

However, the checkout lines at Walmart do get pretty long leading up to Christmas.
 
2013-08-30 07:58:56 PM

johnsoninca: I haven't seen the statistics, but I doubt there are enough street gang attacks on the disabled to justify this monstrosity.

However, the checkout lines at Walmart do get pretty long leading up to Christmas.


Screw that, just trying to get to dinner by 4pm can be a hassle.
 
2013-08-30 08:25:59 PM
'Murican dream

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

(Life imitates Memes)
 
2013-08-30 08:44:52 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Lance Greathouse's mobility scooter - christened Lord Humungous - has a flame-thrower that spits fire 10m (35ft)

A Glock 17 spits lead 50m (164ft).  You lose.


He could just wear one of those too. Then he'd have the Glock and the Flamer both.
 
2013-08-30 08:45:29 PM
That's not a flamethrower, that's a propane torch.

Put one of these on your chair, dude.
 
2013-08-30 09:16:58 PM
I am the opposite of surprised that this now exists.
 
2013-08-30 09:20:34 PM
Good to see American ingenuity being used for the benefit of mankind.
 
2013-08-30 09:33:13 PM
So, if we change the Medicare rules just a little bit to subsidize these for people who want them... I believe the Tea Party will eventually self-detonate which would leave us to clean up the mess and after that we could set up decent single payer, right?
 
2013-08-30 09:55:54 PM

CruiserTwelve: Good to see American ingenuity being used for the benefit of mankind.


He's a machinist that builds custom wheelchairs for customers.  His first wheelchair was for his brother who had Parkinson's, but he died before the chair was completed.

As for the chair in the article, that's an amputee sitting it in (right leg below the knee is fake).  I think it was one of their special projects for Burning Man, an off-road wheelchair with what's essentially a flame gun.

No one is using that as their primary means of handicapped transportation.  Why would they?
 
2013-08-30 10:04:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-30 10:13:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-30 10:23:56 PM

Somacandra: Benevolent Misanthrope: Lance Greathouse's mobility scooter - christened Lord Humungous - has a flame-thrower that spits fire 10m (35ft)

A Glock 17 spits lead 50m (164ft).  You lose.

He could just wear one of those too. Then he'd have the Glock and the Flamer both.


I'd just walk up behind him and whack him on the head with a heavy stick.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-08-30 11:18:07 PM
Does he mean that he wants a street gang member in one of his chairs mess with someone?
 
2013-08-30 11:21:17 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-30 11:23:43 PM
What makes it looks like the dude has a handle on his nipple?
 
2013-08-30 11:27:27 PM
Sorry guy, but An Atlanta Bar Owner did this in 2008.

doi.ieeecomputersociety.org

and had a water cannon.
 
2013-08-30 11:32:09 PM
"around the length of a double decker bus "

WTF? Because double decker buses are known for the significant difference in length from normal buses, I suppose?
 
2013-08-30 11:32:40 PM
Los Locos kick your ass
 
2013-08-30 11:34:20 PM
Wacky engineer fits flamethrower on to mobility scooter

You mispelled 'redneck'.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-08-30 11:34:32 PM

Fano: Los Locos kick your ass


lol
 
2013-08-30 11:37:38 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: 'Murican dream

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(Life imitates Memes)


you sound fat
 
2013-08-30 11:37:49 PM

petuniapup: What makes it looks like the dude has a handle on his nipple?


I think that's the hydration tube from a camelbak backpack
 
2013-08-30 11:43:30 PM

ShawnDoc: Somacandra: Benevolent Misanthrope: Lance Greathouse's mobility scooter - christened Lord Humungous - has a flame-thrower that spits fire 10m (35ft)

A Glock 17 spits lead 50m (164ft).  You lose.

He could just wear one of those too. Then he'd have the Glock and the Flamer both.

I'd just walk up behind him and whack him on the head with a heavy stick.


What about a raspberry?
 
2013-08-30 11:44:24 PM

johnsoninca: I haven't seen the statistics, but I doubt there are enough street gang attacks on the disabled to justify this monstrosity.


If you spend enough time around middle-aged white guys, you learn a lot of them constantly daydream about defeating some imaginary "street gang member" in personal combat.

/ Middle-aged white guy
 
2013-08-30 11:47:15 PM
blog.themillionairenurse.com

Messed with.
 
2013-08-30 11:49:12 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: [blog.themillionairenurse.com image 400x258]

Messed with.


lol
 
2013-08-30 11:52:12 PM
 
2013-08-31 12:02:01 AM
Sit your ground?
 
2013-08-31 12:02:09 AM

Apos: KILL IT WITH FIRE!


Aren't Saguaro cactii protected from that sort of ass-hattery?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-08-31 12:04:06 AM

whatshisname: Apos: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Aren't Saguaro cactii protected from that sort of ass-hattery?


By federal law, of course...
They are scared of that guy though, what with their hands in the air and all.
 
2013-08-31 12:04:19 AM
"I would like to see some street gang member mess with someone in one of my chairs."

 You know, so long as he's downwind.
 
2013-08-31 12:06:25 AM
"I love fire and wheelchairs so I thought why not put them together," the 52-year-old, from Phoenix, Arizona, said.

That's what I said, but they told me granny wasn't ready to be cremated.


/NOW they tell me
 
2013-08-31 12:07:17 AM

theflatline: Sorry guy, but An Atlanta Bar Owner did this in 2008.

[doi.ieeecomputersociety.org image 498x425]

and had a water cannon.


Looks like the baby brother of this:
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-08-31 12:12:10 AM
Snow Crash
 
2013-08-31 12:15:20 AM
img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-31 12:20:08 AM
That's pretty awesome how he got Putin to pose for the ad.

and does Ballmer have a masters in public communications?
 
2013-08-31 12:21:32 AM
t2.gstatic.com
Approves.
 
2013-08-31 12:24:47 AM

ShawnDoc: Somacandra: Benevolent Misanthrope: Lance Greathouse's mobility scooter - christened Lord Humungous - has a flame-thrower that spits fire 10m (35ft)

A Glock 17 spits lead 50m (164ft).  You lose.

He could just wear one of those too. Then he'd have the Glock and the Flamer both.

I'd just walk up behind him and whack him on the head with a heavy stick.


It's not the pointed sticks you have to worry about.  It's the fresh fruit.
 
2013-08-31 12:32:57 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: 'Murican dream

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 560x457]

(Life imitates Memes)


Not 'Murican enough for my tastes.  Upgrade the wannabe browning to a minigun with laser sight, put a lift kit on that thing and switch that damn fancy walmart bag out for a dollar general one.

/gis for lift kit rascal does not deliver as hoped, unfortunately.  Backwater America, you are officially on probation until further notice.
 
2013-08-31 12:36:12 AM
Looks like Arizona. Is it Arizona?


'I love fire and wheelchairs so I thought why not put them together,' the 52-year-old, from Phoenix, Arizona, said.

 Yup. Arizona. The foremost example of what happens when the right-wing crazies flee California.
 
2013-08-31 12:40:15 AM
Hey Dude!  Don't mess with the Saguaro!   They have been known to fight back!
www.zoetrope.com
th08.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-31 12:41:31 AM
The fierce roar of the fire-cannon would be drowned out by the intense whining noise of thousands of Libtards getting their collective panties in a wad.
 
2013-08-31 12:42:56 AM
"I would like to see some street gang member mess with someone in one of my chairs"

It's a  good thing gang members are only able to walk straight up to people from the front, and can't step a few feet to the side if needed.  Otherwise your idiotic toy wouldn't do dick.
 
2013-08-31 12:48:17 AM
If he got some better clothes he'd fit right in.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-31 01:02:19 AM

styckx: The science in 6 seconds linked at he bottom is better


Why do they need a 4:12 minute video to explain science in 6 seconds? That's just assloads of fail.
 
2013-08-31 01:07:35 AM
This guy has never lived in an area with a gang problem and watched Grease to many times
 
2013-08-31 01:54:10 AM
Story made me think of this: MC Hawking - All My Shootings Be Drivebys (NSFW language)
 
2013-08-31 02:30:01 AM

whatshisname: Apos: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Aren't Saguaro cactii protected from that sort of ass-hattery?


Yes. As awesome as this device is, torching a Saguaro should land him, and anyone who helped him, in PMITA prison. After which we can only hope that he will be pounded in the ass by a saguaro.
 
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