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(Topless Robot)   So...who wants to wear a lifesize Jawa costume with glowing red eyes? UTINNI   ( toplessrobot.com) divider line
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3316 clicks; posted to Geek » on 30 Aug 2013 at 7:45 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-30 07:53:16 PM  
Ay, yoto!

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2013-08-30 08:10:56 PM  
Bogiggy!
 
2013-08-30 08:30:36 PM  
No one. The eyes are yellow. FAIL.
 
2013-08-30 08:30:47 PM  
FTFA: Eyes light up orange (not red as depicted in image)

I want it a little less now. Now, where do I get a Darth Malak or Revan costumes without making them. I'm not a cosplayer damnit, I just want to wear them at Halloween rather than dress as a pedestrian for the 10th year in a row.
 
2013-08-30 08:56:29 PM  
Jawas were not 6 foot tall either...double fail. You SUCK, Topless Robot!
 
2013-08-30 09:38:21 PM  
 
2013-08-30 09:52:28 PM  

neuroflare: FTFA: Eyes light up orange (not red as depicted in image)

I want it a little less now. Now, where do I get a Darth Malak or Revan costumes without making them. I'm not a cosplayer damnit, I just want to wear them at Halloween rather than dress as a pedestrian for the 10th year in a row.



http://www.etsy.com/listing/127348705/darth-revan-full-soft-parts-ca pe -costume?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=revan&ga_view_type=gallery&g a_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all
http://www.etsy.com/listing/160066412/star-wars-darth-revan-outfit-c ap e?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=revan&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_ to=US&ga_search_type=all
 
2013-08-30 10:01:19 PM  
Want.
 
2013-08-30 10:09:13 PM  

ArkAngel: neuroflare: FTFA: Eyes light up orange (not red as depicted in image)

I want it a little less now. Now, where do I get a Darth Malak or Revan costumes without making them. I'm not a cosplayer damnit, I just want to wear them at Halloween rather than dress as a pedestrian for the 10th year in a row.


http://www.etsy.com/listing/127348705/darth-revan-full-soft-parts-ca pe -costume?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=revan&ga_view_type=gallery&g a_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all
http://www.etsy.com/listing/160066412/star-wars-darth-revan-outfit-c ap e?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=revan&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_ to=US&ga_search_type=all


I should drop a class and just get that instead...
 
2013-08-30 10:38:33 PM  
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2013-08-30 10:43:38 PM  
Coolest costume I ever saw was a mom her took her two kids to see  Empire Strikes Back dressed as Jawas. They had red lights under the hoods and everything. Pretty impressive for now, let alone 1980.
 
2013-08-31 04:02:03 AM  
Jawas and Bacon?

/Hate the Empire side for this alone.
 
2013-08-31 08:06:01 AM  
My mom and dad made a jawa costume for me in grade school in the 80s. Enclosed hood and lights for eyes. It was glorious. utinni.
 
2013-08-31 08:38:43 AM  

Tophersky: Jawas were not 6 foot tall either..


There were tall jawas.

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2013-08-31 09:08:43 AM  
 
2013-08-31 09:57:02 AM  

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2013-08-31 09:58:12 AM  
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2013-08-31 10:40:35 AM  

Mugato: Tophersky: Jawas were not 6 foot tall either..

There were tall jawas.

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Those aren't 6 feet tall.

My favorite, for the kids, moment.
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2013-08-31 10:47:56 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Those aren't 6 feet tall.


Well they're not 6 feet tall but the point is they all weren't midgets either.
 
2013-08-31 11:31:50 AM  

Mugato: StoPPeRmobile: Those aren't 6 feet tall.

Well they're not 6 feet tall but the point is they all weren't midgets either.




Yeah, they were in full violation of Tatooine child labor laws. No wonder the laser marks were so accurate.
 
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