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(Denver Channel)   Smoking hot 18-year-old stabs her mother 78 times. Her father: "Isabella is a good kid, she's a good hearted. But I don't know what could've happened, honestly, to provoke this kind of reaction" (w/pics)   (thedenverchannel.com ) divider line
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2013-08-30 06:10:38 PM  

YOU be the judge:

media.thedenverchannel.com

 
2013-08-30 06:40:01 PM  
They are all crazy some are just more crazy then others.
 
2013-08-30 06:40:42 PM  

skatedrifter: YOU be the judge:

[media.thedenverchannel.com image 320x240]


I'd stab it.
 
2013-08-30 06:40:47 PM  
crazygirlfriend.com
 
2013-08-30 06:40:49 PM  
I get the feeling there is more to this story.
 
2013-08-30 06:41:15 PM  
75 times is normal. Anything over that indicates she might, just might be a little crazy
 
2013-08-30 06:41:53 PM  
She's coo coo for cocoa puffs I'd bet.
 
2013-08-30 06:41:55 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I get the feeling there is more to this story.


Anyway you slice it, it cuts deep
 
2013-08-30 06:42:23 PM  
Does it seem odd to everyone that Colorado has so many senseless acts of violence? Columbine HS, Aurora theatre.  Something to do with the altitude?
 
2013-08-30 06:42:32 PM  
memeorama.com
 
2013-08-30 06:42:46 PM  
Heaven help the punk who drove this "hottie" to commit matricide.
 
2013-08-30 06:42:56 PM  
Well, then.  Curfew too early?
 
2013-08-30 06:43:20 PM  

ELKAY: Does it seem odd to everyone that Colorado has so many senseless acts of violence? Columbine HS, Aurora theatre.  Something to do with the altitude?


You would go nuts too if you lived in Colorado.
 
2013-08-30 06:43:32 PM  
I'm a bit of a policework noob but how can they so precisely know how many times she was stabbed?  Did they could 79 individual wounds on the body?  It seems like after 20 or so they'd all kind of run together.

\\ Or maybe they just made it up for credibility?  I'm a noob but not that naive.
 
2013-08-30 06:44:09 PM  
The mom was probably a severe coont and tortured the girl until she snapped. 78 stab wounds are for you to make sure that whoever you killed stays dead.
 
2013-08-30 06:45:32 PM  

Apos: Heaven help the punk who drove this "hottie" to commit matricide.


Lolth approves of your assesment...
 
2013-08-30 06:45:49 PM  
79 subby, don't short her.
 
2013-08-30 06:46:54 PM  

bestie1: They are all crazy some are just more crazy then others.


That's how I knew I was ready to get married.  Over 20 years ago I mentioned those exact words to my father who had never ever given me any kind of girl advice.  His response: "It took you this long to figure that out?".  Pretty sure I was engaged right after that.  It was the acceptance that helped.


/still married
 
2013-08-30 06:47:35 PM  

Dante87336: The mom was probably a severe coont and tortured the girl until she snapped. 78 stab wounds are for you to make sure that whoever you killed stays dead.


When provoked enough even a good person can stab with the best of them.

/they really shouldn't, though
 
2013-08-30 06:47:36 PM  
Smokin' hot? Ok, if you like Asian chicks, I suppose. Otherwise, NO
 
2013-08-30 06:48:22 PM  

Misconduc: ELKAY: Does it seem odd to everyone that Colorado has so many senseless acts of violence? Columbine HS, Aurora theatre.  Something to do with the altitude?

You would go nuts too if you lived in Colorado.


Dear sir,

That might just be the single worst trolling attempt in the history of Fark. You are a failure at trolling and at life. Now step away from your computer & when you can be more clever, you may rejoin the conversation.

Colorado is awesome. Everyone knows that.
 
2013-08-30 06:48:25 PM  
FTA "The stepfather said Isabella Guzman took the knife and fled the home clad only in a pink athletic bra and turquoise shorts, the affidavit said."


Dammit.
 
2013-08-30 06:48:27 PM  
Were her sisters Fook-me and Foolk-yu?
 
2013-08-30 06:49:39 PM  
And she never had to reload once.
 
2013-08-30 06:49:42 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Misconduc: ELKAY: Does it seem odd to everyone that Colorado has so many senseless acts of violence? Columbine HS, Aurora theatre.  Something to do with the altitude?

You would go nuts too if you lived in Colorado.

Dear sir,

That might just be the single worst trolling attempt in the history of Fark. You are a failure at trolling and at life. Now step away from your computer & when you can be more clever, you may rejoin the conversation.

Colorado is awesome. Everyone knows that.


LOL. Have been. Is not. Seriously, the only thing with curves out there are the roads. Don't bother if you're a single guy.
 
2013-08-30 06:50:07 PM  
Something weird happens when Hispanics and Chinese have children together.  I've known Chinese mom and Mexican dad combinations to go bad in my life - thankfully not so batshiat crazy as this.
 
2013-08-30 06:50:16 PM  
cute and crazy

Better run after you stick it in
Best not be lazy
 
2013-08-30 06:53:13 PM  
i162.photobucket.com

i162.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-30 06:54:41 PM  

tuxq: FTA "The stepfather said Isabella Guzman took the knife and fled the home clad only in a pink athletic bra and turquoise shorts, the affidavit said."


Dammit. go on


FTFY
 
2013-08-30 06:56:22 PM  

69gnarkill69: And she never had to reload once.


And she killed 1 person, not 28.
 
2013-08-30 06:56:37 PM  
Why do Asians love Hello Kitty?
 
2013-08-30 06:56:48 PM  

John Buck 41: Smokin' hot? Ok, if you like Asian chicks, I suppose. Otherwise, NO


mediabeast.net

/Yellow Fever....Catch it!
 
2013-08-30 06:57:54 PM  

skatedrifter: YOU be the judge:


She's wearing a tiara. There is no such thing as a sane woman in a tiara.
 
2013-08-30 06:58:00 PM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Colorado is awesome. Everyone knows that.


As a man living in California, yes Colorado is an awesome awesome place. If you were ever thinking of moving to California, don't move here move to Colorado instead. Really it's truly wonderful, California is a total shiat hole.  It's got everything you might want.  Christian Fundamentalist? No problem move tho Crystal Spring.  Ex Military Crystal Spring.  A poor pot smoking Hippie? Denver is the place.  A wealthy Pot Smoking Hippie? Move to Boulder! A wannbe rugged outdoorsie type? Yes!  Colorado is the place!

Yeah don't come here it sucks.
 
2013-08-30 06:58:33 PM  
The teen's father, Robert Guzman, told 7NEWS he had counseled his daughter at her mother's request just hours before the killing. He said Isabella's mother was concerned about her teenage rebelliousness and her need to respect her elders.

Yeah, I'm going to say that teenage rebelliousness that they are referring to was drug use, and judging from the violence and anger that she displayed in killing her mom, I'm going to say that her drug of choice was meth.
 
2013-08-30 06:59:39 PM  

ELKAY: Does it seem odd to everyone that Colorado has so many senseless acts of violence? Columbine HS, Aurora theatre.  Something to do with the altitude?


Well, California is close by...and you may also want to take a look at the criminal history of the other 48 states while you're at it.
 
2013-08-30 07:01:05 PM  
Why don't the mom and step dad sleep in the same room?
 
2013-08-30 07:01:09 PM  

johnny_vegas: John Buck 41: Smokin' hot? Ok, if you like Asian chicks, I suppose. Otherwise, NO

[mediabeast.net image 654x616]

/Yellow Fever....Catch it!


I'm all set, thanks.
 
2013-08-30 07:01:16 PM  
tuxq:
LOL. Have been. Is not. Seriously, the only thing with curves out there are the roads. Don't bother if you're a single guy.

Nice double-down!

IIRC, Colorado has the fittest population of the 50 states - sometimes they slug it out with California.

But, you keep trying OK, you might get someone to buy your baloney.
 
rka
2013-08-30 07:01:37 PM  

ELKAY: Does it seem odd to everyone that Colorado has so many senseless acts of violence? Columbine HS, Aurora theatre.  Something to do with the altitude?


Something to do with people like you who think murder is limited to what stories get submitted to Fark.
 
2013-08-30 07:01:48 PM  

69gnarkill69: reload


GUNS MY GUNS SACRED BLESSED GUNS HOLY GUNS MY GUNS SACRED RIGHT SACRED HOLY GUNS GUNS GUNS

GUNS

Ohhhhhhhh yeah...yeah...YEAH...that's the stuff

wonder what's on TV
 
2013-08-30 07:02:09 PM  

libranoelrose: Why don't the mom and step dad sleep in the same room?


dad didn't wanna get stabbed

/duh!
 
2013-08-30 07:02:43 PM  
"Yun-Mi Hoy was so frightened of her daughter she asked her husband to sleep in the bedroom with her, the stepfather told police. "

Sounds like stepdad's a real looker.
 
TWX
2013-08-30 07:03:52 PM  

balki1867: I'm a bit of a policework noob but how can they so precisely know how many times she was stabbed?  Did they could 79 individual wounds on the body?  It seems like after 20 or so they'd all kind of run together.

\\ Or maybe they just made it up for credibility?  I'm a noob but not that naive.


They probably count the punctures when they're doing the autopsy. Once they've cleaned the body off so that it's not one giant blood-stained mess its probably easier to tell.
 
2013-08-30 07:04:08 PM  

ongbok: Yeah, I'm going to say that teenage rebelliousness that they are referring to was drug use, and judging from the violence and anger that she displayed in killing her mom, I'm going to say that her drug of choice was meth.


Or the "teenage rebelliousness" was her perfectly normal and reasonable attempts at an independent existence that her mother had been oppressing for nearly 2 decades. I mean, it certainly could be meth -- I'm not saying you're wrong -- but don't underestimate the power of a narcissistic or otherwise abusive parent. The article makes references to "respecting elders" and a long history of discord, which are often code words for abuse in families that don't see their "normal" behavior as abuse.
 
2013-08-30 07:05:37 PM  
Did she recently get electrodes implanted in her brain to control seizures?

not obscure

old
 
2013-08-30 07:06:37 PM  

profplump: but don't underestimate the power of an asian mother narcissistic or otherwise abusive parent.


Fixed.
 
2013-08-30 07:06:46 PM  
Two things FTFA-
1) "Yun-Mi Hoy was so frightened of her daughter she asked her husband to sleep in the bedroom with her"  Weird, husband and wife don't sleep in the same bedroom....

2) Her page has a photo of a watermelon slice with the word "Love" carved into it.  Keep sharp and pointy objects away from crazy Asian-tina....
 
2013-08-30 07:07:04 PM  

johnny_vegas: Yellow Fever....Catch it!



www.biosurvey.ou.edu


"I'm happy to help with that if you're serious."
 
rka
2013-08-30 07:07:37 PM  

profplump: Or the "teenage rebelliousness" was her perfectly normal and reasonable attempts at an independent existence that her mother had been oppressing for nearly 2 decades.


Or she was just a little biatch.
 
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