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(Opposing Views)   Sen. Ted Cruz's father Rafael proves he's a bigger crackpot than his son   (opposingviews.com) divider line 59
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2013-08-30 02:48:49 PM
He's a pastor?  A pastor of what church, the House of the Sacred Hyperbole?


Rafael Cruz, the father of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), recently claimed that President Obama was going to take away "every hard-earned dollar" and "give it out in handouts to buy votes."
Rafael, who is a pastor, was speaking at a town hall in Wilmington, Delaware on Thursday when he also claimed "our liberties are taken away" and "we are seeing our lives being destroyed," noted http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/30/cruz-father-rants-about-obamacar e-they-may-take-our-lives-they-cannot-take-our-honor/">RawStory.com.

"We can be complacent no more, we can be silent no more! You know, we have seen our lives under attack. Our quality of life is being eroded more and more and more as our liberties are taken away. As regulations and more taxation, we are seeing our lives being destroyed," claimed Rafael.
 
2013-08-30 02:56:24 PM
Something apple something something tree
 
2013-08-30 03:03:42 PM
They are trying to take every hard-earned dollar that you make and give it out in handouts to buy votes.

...says the guy that was welcomed into the United States from the war torn shiathole he fled from. But now he's got his, so fark everyone else.

Like Jesus would have done.
 
2013-08-30 03:04:21 PM
If you don't like it, go back to Cuba, comrade!

/am I doing it right?
 
2013-08-30 03:13:03 PM
I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.
 
2013-08-30 03:21:57 PM
So he's a 'pastor' now?

I thought he was in the oil business:
Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta, where his parents, Eleanor Elizabeth Wilson Darragh and Rafael Bienvenido* Cruz, were working in the oil business. His parents owned a seismic-data processing firm for oil drillers.

*Welcome. His middle name is Welcome.
 
2013-08-30 03:22:37 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.


Hi, how ya doin'?
 
2013-08-30 03:23:44 PM
Damn foreigners...
 
2013-08-30 03:27:33 PM

propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.

Hi, how ya doin'?


So... crazy?
 
2013-08-30 03:30:33 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.

Hi, how ya doin'?

So... crazy?


Asshole.
 
2013-08-30 03:31:45 PM

propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.

Hi, how ya doin'?

So... crazy?

Asshole.


See?
 
2013-08-30 03:39:29 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.

Hi, how ya doin'?

So... crazy?

Asshole.

See?


Get a room and settle this like men!
 
2013-08-30 04:01:26 PM
Our treasures, let me tell you, the Obama administration has both their hands in your pocket. They are trying to take every hard-earned dollar that you make and give it out in handouts to buy votes.

Says the hypocrite who has his hands in the pockets of those who attend his church.
 
2013-08-30 04:32:12 PM
Guy claims he was tricked into fighting for Castro.  You just figuring out he's nuts now?
 
2013-08-30 04:34:33 PM
Rafael, who is a pastor, was speaking at a town hall in Wilmington, Del., on Thursday when he also claimed "our liberties are taken away"

Didn't this guy fight for Castro?
 
2013-08-30 04:46:12 PM
Again?
 
2013-08-30 04:49:53 PM
Like he thinks Obama is going to try to get elected a 3rd time using his money or something?
 
2013-08-30 05:27:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Something apple something something tree


I'd say the shiat doesn't fall far from the bat.
 
2013-08-30 05:27:52 PM

Paris1127: Rafael, who is a pastor, was speaking at a town hall in Wilmington, Del., on Thursday when he also claimed "our liberties are taken away"

Didn't this guy fight for Castro?


Yes, but he claims he didn't know that Castro was communist.

Real rocket scientist, this guy.
 
2013-08-30 05:28:24 PM
But I'll tell you something, they can take our lives, they can take our fortunes, but they cannot take our honor! "They cannot take our honor! No one can take our honor!

Who cares about honor when apparently going to be killed then robbed??? Screw honor!
 
2013-08-30 05:28:53 PM

Paris1127: Rafael, who is a pastor, was speaking at a town hall in Wilmington, Del., on Thursday when he also claimed "our liberties are taken away"

Didn't this guy fight for Castro?


Yep!
He also supposedly bribed someone to get into the U.S.
 
2013-08-30 05:29:29 PM
I'm sure the cloud he was yelling at was a receptive audience.
 
2013-08-30 05:31:41 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Something apple something something tree


I prefer "Something DERP something something HERP".
 
2013-08-30 05:33:30 PM
Is this the "Late Stage Alzheimer's Patient or Average Straight Ticket Republican Voter?" drinking game?       Damn, these are hard.   I can only play for an hour, I got to pace myself for the holiday weekend.
 
2013-08-30 05:36:38 PM
So, Ted Cruz's father fought with Castro to overthrow the government that was supported by the US (Batista).  Wouldn't that make him a (former) Communist?  But I guess if you say nasty things about the present President, the Republicans could care less about your former political leanings.
 
2013-08-30 05:36:59 PM
But I'll tell you something, they can take our lives, they can take our fortunes, but they cannot take our honor!"They cannot take our honor! No one can take our honor!

www.hotflick.net
 
2013-08-30 05:40:59 PM
Yeah they've been silent but they won't be anymore.............................................

Right...

The herpaderp eats this BS up though. It sustains them.
 
2013-08-30 05:43:32 PM
There is nobody named Senator Ted Cruz.
The senator's real name is Rafael Eduardo Cruz.
He uses the nickname "Ted" to appeal to the Texas Tea Party Retards.

/Texan
 
2013-08-30 05:44:06 PM
RAFAEL CRUZ X2
 
2013-08-30 05:48:57 PM
Honor? Is he Cuban or Klingon?
 
2013-08-30 05:54:39 PM
Maybe their family needs to move back to Canada where there are no taxes and no health care.

Uh oh, where can they move that doesn't have both of those things?
 
2013-08-30 05:55:00 PM
"Get 'yo hand outta my pocket!"
 
2013-08-30 05:56:48 PM
Oh Rafael Sr., you so funny!  I only hope Rafael Jr. has half your comedic capacity when Elctiongeddon 2014 rolls around.
 
2013-08-30 05:57:24 PM

rosebud_the_sled: Maybe their family needs to move back to Canada where there are no taxes and no health care.

Uh oh, where can they move that doesn't have both of those things?


Somalia?
 
2013-08-30 05:59:00 PM
Our treasures, let me tell you, the Obama administration has both their hands in your pocket.

This sounds like something some nutjob on one of those Hoarders shows would say. "NO. DEY TAKKIN' MAH TRAY-ZHURES!!! MAH PRESHUS TRAY-ZHURESSSS!!!!!"

Pretty sure the tax rate this year is the same as last year, so shut your stupid mouth you ignorant twat.
 
2013-08-30 06:02:24 PM
Why are these guys so obsessed with the whole "life destruction" thing??  I haven't noticed any Tomahawks landing in suburban neighborhoods lately...
 
2013-08-30 06:23:33 PM
"We can be complacent no more, we can be silent no more!

[waityou'reseriousletmelaughevenharder.jpg]
 
2013-08-30 06:29:37 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.


My time in Florida, specifically Miami, I met some crazy old codgers, some of whom were old soldiers who managed to make it out, but most of them were crazy in a good way, and fun as Hells to hang out with. And they had a plethora of granddaughters and nieces that they wanted to meet a nice young man with a "good" job. Of course, that was just post Marilitos landing...
 
2013-08-30 06:34:24 PM
In other news: Senator Rafael Edward Cruz's father just got a nice 5 million bucks in his bank account.

He has no clue where it came from, but he will order the latest hookers and blow to celebrate his good fortune.
 
2013-08-30 06:39:54 PM
Who's Sen. Ted Cruz?

Subby, you're not referring to Sen. Raphael Edwardo Cruz, are you?
 
2013-08-30 06:45:28 PM

Vodka Zombie: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.

Hi, how ya doin'?

So... crazy?

Asshole.

See?

Get a room and settle this like men!


Let Rudy sort it out!
 
2013-08-30 06:59:12 PM

Vodka Zombie: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.

Hi, how ya doin'?

So... crazy?

Asshole.

See?

Get a room and settle this like men!


I'll bring the popcorn and nipple clamps!
 
2013-08-30 07:55:57 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.


I know several Cubans that are laid back, nice, intelligent people.
These guys are just nucking futz
 
2013-08-30 10:19:13 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Vodka Zombie: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.

Hi, how ya doin'?

So... crazy?

Asshole.

See?

Get a room and settle this like men!

I'll bring the popcorn and nipple clamps!


Already sounding like my kind of party....assuming half of you or more are female...
 
2013-08-30 10:22:14 PM

Vodka Zombie: If you don't like it, go back to Cuba, comrade!

/am I doing it right?


It's not like Fidel and Raul don't owe him for his efforts on their behalf.
 
2013-08-30 10:38:58 PM
They are both Rafael. Not "Ted".
 
2013-08-30 10:53:49 PM
The maple leaf doesn't settle far from the tree.
 
2013-08-30 11:01:44 PM

Greywar: Dwight_Yeast: Vodka Zombie: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: propasaurus: ecmoRandomNumbers: I have yet to meet a Cuban who is not crazy, an asshole, or a crazy asshole, so this is no surprise.

Hi, how ya doin'?

So... crazy?

Asshole.

See?

Get a room and settle this like men!

I'll bring the popcorn and nipple clamps!

Already sounding like my kind of party....assuming half of you or more are female...


Which half?

I'm male from the waist down, but since I'm so out of shape and eat massive piles of crap, I've got the tits of a 30 year old woman who's against bras and shaving.

Does that half work for you?
 
2013-08-30 11:57:38 PM
And to think, all this happened simply because Castro didn't give him a pony.
 
2013-08-31 12:13:45 AM

propasaurus: So he's a 'pastor' now?

I thought he was in the oil business:
Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta, where his parents, Eleanor Elizabeth Wilson Darragh and Rafael Bienvenido* Cruz, were working in the oil business. His parents owned a seismic-data processing firm for oil drillers.

*Welcome. His middle name is Welcome.


"Ah, you're new here? Well, as the pastor here, I welcome you to my humble church. In fact, `Welcome' is my middle name! No, really! It is!"
 
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