If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fark)   It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz: three-day weekend, everybody's-already-drinking edition   (fark.com) divider line 43
    More: Survey  
•       •       •

1893 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Aug 2013 at 3:30 PM (33 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



43 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-08-30 02:30:02 PM
As always, the real credit goes to the Farkers who spent time to put this quiz together for your entertainment. This week, the quiz writers were: Sinto, timharrod, Do the needful, Sim Tree, and ivan. Thanks to you for the time and effort you spent coming up with some good questions.
 
2013-08-30 02:30:42 PM
Winners of last week's quiz:

InterruptingQuirk 1057
pinkbear 1053
Dionysus 1044
Shotgun Justice 1033
Grumpyoldgeek 1024
Drone637 1009
zerkalo 1008
paulo515 1000
capngroovy 998
abmoraz 995

Good luck this week!
 
2013-08-30 02:31:07 PM
And the easy version:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/257
 
2013-08-30 02:40:03 PM
Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 931
Total time elapsed:1 minute (77 seconds)

Woohoo, top ten.

/for about the next five minutes.
 
2013-08-30 02:43:48 PM
Part of me feels like these tests could also work as an incredibly accurate test for detecting Aspergers.
 
2013-08-30 02:45:29 PM
Well, obviously I'm not even up to date on fark, which is sad.
 
2013-08-30 02:46:21 PM
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 641
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (97 seconds)
 
2013-08-30 02:54:12 PM
All I can say is that at least the same person didn't come up with both questions. Don't know about the other quizzinators, but it was a madhouse for me this week.
 
2013-08-30 03:01:27 PM

Do the needful: All I can say is that at least the same person didn't come up with both questions. Don't know about the other quizzinators, but it was a madhouse for me this week.


Eh, I should have caught it. I think that's the first time one got through
 
2013-08-30 03:06:46 PM

Unfreakable: Do the needful: All I can say is that at least the same person didn't come up with both questions. Don't know about the other quizzinators, but it was a madhouse for me this week.

Eh, I should have caught it. I think that's the first time one got through


Sorry about that. I will take the blame here.
 
2013-08-30 03:07:52 PM
Fixed now. Thanks to MissFeasance, jasonvatch, flucto and brap for letting me know about it.
 
2013-08-30 03:08:20 PM
I'm #3! I'm #3! I think I'll have a bottle of scotch in celebration!

FrancoFile952gunsmack931dj_bigbird851cgraves67812
 
2013-08-30 03:08:57 PM
Just wanted to pipe in and say thank you for another fun quiz!
 
2013-08-30 03:14:43 PM

Unfreakable: Fixed now. Thanks to MissFeasance, jasonvatch, flucto and brap for letting me know about it.


I feel like I've just been immortalized on Mount Biatchmore.
 
2013-08-30 03:29:19 PM

Do the needful: Sorry about that. I will take the blame here.


No worries. It happens.

brap: I feel like I've just been immortalized on Mount Biatchmore.


Now I want to see Mount Biatchmore
 
2013-08-30 03:34:08 PM
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 820
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (98 seconds)

Not bad for me, so I'm pleased.
 
2013-08-30 03:37:17 PM
Woo! 550!
 
2013-08-30 03:37:26 PM
Ooooh 810.  I'm number 9 for the next five seconds give or take!  I agree with the drinking, let's get to it.  Nice job on the quiz as always.
 
2013-08-30 03:40:02 PM
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 654

/Meh.
 
2013-08-30 03:40:09 PM
Final Score:10 out of 11 correct, total points = 906
Total time elapsed:1 minute (108 seconds)

Wow, second week in a row I got 10/11 -- I must be getting better at this.  Or I'm going to get fired soon.
 
2013-08-30 03:42:18 PM
I glad the quiz was put up early. We get to leave soon. Well not me the rest of we do though. :(
 
2013-08-30 03:54:05 PM
Just wanted to pop in and say I've not started to take the test, am still at work, and have started drinking. Let the weekend begin!!!!
 
2013-08-30 03:56:59 PM
goddam right I'm drinking... accounting didn't put through the $3,000 expense claim like they should have and now have to wait until mid-September?

Damn straight I had 3 beer at lunch since the boss was paying!
 
2013-08-30 03:59:21 PM
488, 5 out of 11. Clearly I'm not drunk enough.
 
2013-08-30 04:03:12 PM
Hey...I got four right...I agree with kimwim...pass me a beer...
 
2013-08-30 04:14:31 PM
My first 11 out of 11 (993 in 107 seconds) Only took me a few years!
I think I'm gonna celebrate,  See you all next week meatbags!
 
2013-08-30 04:20:19 PM
10/11, 909... best finish ever... not even close to the board.
 
2013-08-30 04:25:58 PM
Hard: 9 out of 11 correct, total points = 841 (And my winning streak comes to a faceplanting halt.)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 944 (56 seconds)

Confound you, productivity! You drive me to drink!
/so amongst my other foibles and bad habits, at least I've got drinking going for me, which is nice.
 
2013-08-30 04:34:42 PM

brap: I feel like I've just been immortalized on Mount Biatchmore.


That's near the Crazy Whores monument?
 
2013-08-30 04:37:09 PM

flucto: brap: I feel like I've just been immortalized on Mount Biatchmore.

That's near the Crazy Whores monument?


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-30 04:39:24 PM
Final Score: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1022Total time elapsed: 2 minutes (125 seconds)
That's scary - I rarely ever get them all correct.

/still had to guess at some of them
 
2013-08-30 05:29:07 PM
Still in the top ten. Did everyone leave work early?
 
2013-08-30 05:44:38 PM

brap: Part of me feels like these tests could also work as an incredibly accurate test for detecting Aspergers.


Na man. Yes, certain farkers do the math math but who really breaks it down to the .00000006%?

Crap.

You might be right.
 
2013-08-30 05:50:17 PM
I have an entire case of corona in the fridge waiting for me.
 
2013-08-30 06:29:36 PM
Wait... when did Fark start renaming all images posted in threads to http://img.fark.net...?
 
2013-08-30 06:37:23 PM
Hmm. Second perfect score in as many weeks. Last week was my first. I is getting more smarter
 
2013-08-30 06:52:00 PM
902 10 out of 11  my best effort yet.
 
2013-08-30 06:57:02 PM
7 of 11, 640  a little disappointed, not drinking (stupid medication, dagnabit)

/so freaking unfair
 
2013-08-30 08:15:13 PM
stupid tablets - would have finally gotten all the questions right this week but my fat fingers missed and hit the wrong link

\just the way my Friday has gone
\\may drink right through Monday
 
2013-08-30 08:56:05 PM

Do the needful: Unfreakable: Do the needful: All I can say is that at least the same person didn't come up with both questions. Don't know about the other quizzinators, but it was a madhouse for me this week.

Eh, I should have caught it. I think that's the first time one got through

Sorry about that. I will take the blame here.


The blame is on me. I was supposed to catch that.

It was late, and I was nodding off between questions.

I'll turn in my quizzinator badge.
 
2013-08-30 09:33:01 PM
0 out of 10 correct, total points = 0
Total time elapsed:
less than a minute (55 seconds)

Wanted to see if I could guess all the wrong answers on purpose... apparently yes I can.
 
2013-08-30 11:12:53 PM

ivan: Do the needful: Unfreakable: Do the needful: All I can say is that at least the same person didn't come up with both questions. Don't know about the other quizzinators, but it was a madhouse for me this week.

Eh, I should have caught it. I think that's the first time one got through

Sorry about that. I will take the blame here.

The blame is on me. I was supposed to catch that.

It was late, and I was nodding off between questions.

I'll turn in my quizzinator badge.


Apparently we missed a duplicated question? Any one of us could have done the same, or spotted it. No worries, here :)
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-08-31 11:38:01 PM
This is my first time on Fark in a week and I got 7 right. I think I heard #3 on NPR while driving through some place I didn't expect to have NPR. #9 is well known.
 
Displayed 43 of 43 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report