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(This Is The West Country)   From TFA "An eyewitness said he found the severed penis in a neighbouring garden." and "It is thought the man may suffer from a mental health issue". You don't say   (thisisthewestcountry.co.uk) divider line 23
    More: Strange, mental healths, gardens, Penryn  
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2013-08-30 02:05:11 PM  
He thought if he planted it he get it to grow
 
2013-08-30 02:08:42 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: He thought if he planted it he get it to grow


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/hot pepper
 
2013-08-30 02:15:58 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

APPROVES!
 
2013-08-30 02:17:05 PM  
FTFA: "The man is said to be in a stabe condition"

I would say slicey or dicey but whatever
 
2013-08-30 02:28:27 PM  
www.biography.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-08-30 02:28:30 PM  
Story on the same page "Man in dress performed sex act on dog at Pendennis Castle".  Cornwall is where it's all happening.
 
2013-08-30 02:28:55 PM  
Damn, there have been WAY too many severed penis stories lately. I don't like where this trend is heading.
 
2013-08-30 02:36:13 PM  
That's not a mushroom.
 
2013-08-30 02:41:33 PM  
At least it wasn't lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
 
2013-08-30 02:52:48 PM  
Only a dick would throw stuff no one wants into a neighbour's yard.

/ that's what the compost bin is for.
 
2013-08-30 03:07:30 PM  
i197.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-30 03:07:40 PM  
HE'S NOT CRAZY HE JUST WANTS TO BE KNOWN AS DEBRA!

/runs and hides...
 
2013-08-30 03:25:34 PM  
I'd say that qualifies as a dysfunction
 
2013-08-30 03:30:32 PM  
The police received the initial call from a member of the public

What a dick!
 
2013-08-30 03:45:52 PM  

Spiralmonkey: Story on the same page "Man in dress performed sex act on dog at Pendennis Castle".  Cornwall is where it's all happening.


Did you also see the story "Sex slurry pervert is at it again"?

Something's happening at Cornwall, not sure I really want to know what it is.
 
2013-08-30 03:50:31 PM  
Okay, I read TOFA against my better judgment.


"In a previous case in 2004 Truscott pleaded guilty to burglary and three offences of arson at the same farm, when the court was told how he liked to strip down to his waist in manure for sexual reasons.

"Police caught Truscott at the farm at Tolgus Mount, near to where he used to live, wearing shiny red shorts and rubber gloves.

"At the time magistrates were told that the farmer first became suspicious that something odd was going on when he found a water trough filled with manure and tissues scattered around."


Also, quoting the police:

"He's obviously got some slightly less than conventional fetish or whatever, where he does that. The family have been great, but it's very frustrating for them."

Yeaahhhhhh, I'm sure it is.
 
2013-08-30 04:05:34 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The police received the initial call from a member of the public

What a dick!


No need to get cocky.
 
2013-08-30 04:15:45 PM  

jigger: Damn, there have been WAY too many severed penis stories lately. I don't like where this trend is heading.


King Missile reunion tour?
 
2013-08-30 04:17:55 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: The police received the initial call from a member of the public

What a dick!


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Is this true?
 
2013-08-30 05:19:51 PM  
Thank you, Subby, for the best headline I've read all day!! It just cracked me up. I just had to read the article after that. Those three words at the end just did it.
 
2013-08-30 05:32:00 PM  
Maybe he dated one of the hookers that have been on FARK.
 
2013-08-30 07:04:07 PM  
meh, another detachable penis story.
seems like these days more and more folk are missing their penisis. 2 weeks ago or so I read here some guy who woke up missing his. i'll come clean, lilbobowski has let me down on occasion, but I never considered parting ways.
 
2013-08-30 07:46:49 PM  

Lydia_C: Spiralmonkey: Story on the same page "Man in dress performed sex act on dog at Pendennis Castle".  Cornwall is where it's all happening.

Did you also see the story "Sex slurry pervert is at it again"?

Something's happening at Cornwall, not sure I really want to know what it is.


I

I blame it on the Eden Project.
 
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