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(The Smoking Gun)   What's the worst thing you can say to a cop while being arrested?   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 133
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2013-08-30 01:57:59 PM  
"Maybe you should get your daughter back to the middle school officer after you cuff me, and think about getting her into some rehab, because after an eight ball that girl is a wildcat!"

Our Beamish Girl does get an Honorable Mention though...
 
2013-08-30 01:59:41 PM  
Thats a woman? Well the worst thing I could probably say to a cop is "Is that your 15 yr old daughter naked in my back seat? GTFO!?"
 
2013-08-30 01:59:56 PM  
Hold my beer and watch this?
 
2013-08-30 02:00:16 PM  
"I believe your desire to hold a position of power and authority over others stems from a poor relationship with your father as a child!"
 
2013-08-30 02:00:33 PM  
That's a harsh 33 yrs. Sugar needs some spa time.
 
2013-08-30 02:00:55 PM  
I was going to go with "You can't arrest me," but that's pretty bad.
 
2013-08-30 02:02:03 PM  
So Frodo called the cop Justin Beiber?
 
2013-08-30 02:02:42 PM  
"I pay your salary!"

or

"Do you know who I am?"
 
2013-08-30 02:02:48 PM  
What's the worst thing you can say?  Anything really.  Instead, just stfu.

/has Ged in law from the internets
 
2013-08-30 02:02:54 PM  
"Do You Know Who I Am ?"

Or

"Do you know who my Father is?"
 
2013-08-30 02:03:08 PM  
"Don't you want to know what is in the box?"

But, seriously, 33? Looks like 33 miles of bad road...
 
2013-08-30 02:03:14 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-30 02:03:29 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: "I pay your salary!"

or

"Do you know who I am?"


Doh!
 
2013-08-30 02:04:14 PM  
"Hey, you got any papers?"
 
2013-08-30 02:04:36 PM  
"I want to make your shame cave a tea cozy for my meat barge"
 
2013-08-30 02:06:15 PM  
$15 for a ZJ...
 
2013-08-30 02:06:16 PM  
www.sitcomsonline.com

Eddie really went downhill after show ended.
 
2013-08-30 02:06:26 PM  
"I will have your badge!"

They probably hear that one with surprising frequency.
 
2013-08-30 02:06:51 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: "I pay your salary!"

or

"Do you know who I am?"


Darn it...
 
2013-08-30 02:07:06 PM  
"I'm sorry, officer. I realized that I left a couple of bricks of cocaine and a loaded gun out where my unattended toddler could reach them, and I didn't have time to sober up before racing home to stop him from getting into my shiat."
 
2013-08-30 02:07:32 PM  
Good way to get your ass kicked.

By a bag boy.
 
2013-08-30 02:07:47 PM  
Nava, 33

Bullshiat
 
2013-08-30 02:07:49 PM  
You're under Citizen's Arrest. I noticed your broken taillight before I passed you. Get in the back seat and go quietly, fellow citizen.
 
2013-08-30 02:08:16 PM  
Oh wait:  "I'm a sovereign citizen!"
 
2013-08-30 02:08:22 PM  

bloatboy: "Don't you want to know what is in the box?"

But, seriously, 33? Looks like 33 miles of bad road...


More like 33 miles of off roading
 
2013-08-30 02:08:22 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: "I want to make your shame cave a tea cozy for my meat barge"


is it bigger than a bread bin?
 
2013-08-30 02:09:47 PM  
What if the cop's name actually WAS Justin Bieber?
 
2013-08-30 02:10:08 PM  
'You're wife is named Lauren right? Well, I just got back from the doctor's office, and she should probably get checked out.'
 
2013-08-30 02:10:11 PM  
"The cuffs your wife uses are much better."
 
2013-08-30 02:10:25 PM  
Do you know who I am and my TF Power Ranking!?
 
2013-08-30 02:11:10 PM  

mudpants: Eddie really went downhill after show ended.


So did Barney:

imageshack.com
 
2013-08-30 02:13:33 PM  
Your Earth laws mean nothing to me!
 
2013-08-30 02:13:34 PM  
"Ease back, Goober, or I'm gonna have to teach you some manners."

Really, what you say is not nearly as important as what you do,  My rule of thumb is one should do EXACTLY what the man with the taser and gun says.  You can worry about it later if you think he is wrong but at that moment DO WHAT HE SAYS,
 
2013-08-30 02:15:26 PM  
 
2013-08-30 02:16:05 PM  
In an e-mail, a sheriff's spokesperson noted that Walsh "does not bear any physical resemblance" to the 19-year-old Bieber...

O'rly? Well that's his nickname around the precinct now.
 
2013-08-30 02:19:17 PM  

Serious Black: "I'm sorry, officer. I realized that I left a couple of bricks of cocaine and a loaded gun out where my unattended toddler could reach them, and I didn't have time to sober up before racing home to stop him from getting into my shiat."


". . . but look, if you're going to take care of that yourself, open the door carefully because I tend to leave my bomb-making supplies just lying around all over the place."
 
2013-08-30 02:20:16 PM  
Trooper, it's okay. I'm Aaron Hernandez.
 
2013-08-30 02:20:38 PM  
Anything other than "I've identified myself to you, I will not answer any further questions" is wrong.
 
2013-08-30 02:21:40 PM  
"Why are there never any cops on Jeopardy?"
 
2013-08-30 02:22:21 PM  
Y'all are brutalizin me!!!

/can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
 
2013-08-30 02:22:42 PM  
Were you in Police Academy 3 or 4?
 
2013-08-30 02:25:00 PM  
Do they still just serve the little airplane bottles of booze in SC?
 
2013-08-30 02:25:53 PM  

NutWrench: What if the cop's name actually WAS Justin Bieber?


LOL.  None of those command any sort of respect to me.  Officer Bieber, Detective Bieber, Commissioner Bieber.
 
2013-08-30 02:28:23 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
/hot
 
2013-08-30 02:30:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Bill S. Preston, Esq. needs to get on the wagon.
 
2013-08-30 02:32:58 PM  
I have an uncle whose words were "so you want to split the joint then?" after being found carrying some of the devils lettuce.
 
2013-08-30 02:33:29 PM  

studs up: That's a harsh 33 yrs. Sugar needs some spa time.


There is no way that person is 33 years old.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-08-30 02:33:37 PM  
"Hey! You're a public servant! Get my a glass of water!"
 
2013-08-30 02:34:42 PM  
A city cop once told me that CHP stands for can't handle police-work.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/CHP is California highway patrol for those in another state.
//I've wanted to ask a CHP officer what he thought of that ever sense I heard it.
 
2013-08-30 02:35:15 PM  
Wohoo my lawyer gets to file another 42 USC § 1983 case !

/keep a lawyer on your phones speed dial, it really freaks the cops out when they scroll through and see that
//and they hate the lookout app snappin their mugshot
 
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