Mugato: Oh was that a calculator? My bad. Didn't think they even made those anymore.
rumpelstiltskin: Trojans- She's got that "not in the pooper" face, which is where it's going when she doesn't get the TrojansCookie Monster- He'll use it to lure little girls into his van It matches my shirt and drugs cause poor impulse controlMultivitamin- Everything else is already stolen Calculator- yo man, wanna buy a calculator?Bacon- He's desperately trying to clog his arteries so he can finally keel over and die, also poor and hungryCalculator- Math is hard for women Multivitamin- Needs to be in the gym in 26 minutes, can't wait to pay... didn't even have time to fix her hair today poor thing
MrHappyRotter: Ya'll racists don't think a black man would steal a calculator?
steve-0: MrHappyRotter: Ya'll racists don't think a black man would steal a calculator?and that's exactly what he stole! hahahaha
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