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(Hollyscoop)   Celebrities who used to be strippers on the left, celebrities you wish were strippers on the right. (slideshow)   (hollyscoop.com ) divider line
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2013-08-30 11:55:38 AM  
Drew Curtis.
 
2013-08-30 01:00:35 PM  
cote de pablo
 
2013-08-30 02:02:03 PM  
Salma Hayek. She played a stripper twice but that doesn't count.
 
2013-08-30 02:40:27 PM  
Is there any reason why they didn't put names under the photos? I suppose I was vaguely curious, but after the third chick I couldn't identify, I gave up on their slideshow.
 
2013-08-30 02:44:04 PM  

serpent_sky: Is there any reason why they didn't put names under the photos? I suppose I was vaguely curious, but after the third chick I couldn't identify, I gave up on their slideshow.


The names and commentary are on the top of the right hand column on each page.
 
2013-08-30 02:46:54 PM  

serpent_sky: Is there any reason why they didn't put names under the photos? I suppose I was vaguely curious, but after the third chick I couldn't identify, I gave up on their slideshow.


If you reload it, it becomes a slide show. Dita Von Teese is the only interesting one.

Nice web design, guys.
 
2013-08-30 02:53:50 PM  
i130.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-30 03:06:43 PM  
Katy Perry - it's really quite mesmerizing.
 
2013-08-30 03:16:25 PM  
Emmanuelle Chriqui
 
2013-08-30 03:19:33 PM  
The list of celebrities I'd like to see naked is way to long to list here.
 
2013-08-30 03:20:36 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Katy Perry - it's really quite mesmerizing.


Sorry but she's no

gifsrock.com
 
2013-08-30 03:20:53 PM  
Melissa Theuriau
 
2013-08-30 03:22:35 PM  

Mugato: PizzaJedi81: Katy Perry - it's really quite mesmerizing.

Sorry but she's no

[gifsrock.com image 319x251]


Why not both?
 
2013-08-30 03:23:16 PM  

farkenarsehole: cote de pablo


God, I wish...
 
2013-08-30 03:23:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-30 03:24:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-30 03:24:24 PM  

Mugato: PizzaJedi81: Katy Perry - it's really quite mesmerizing.

Sorry but she's no

[gifsrock.com image 319x251]


Who is that?
 
2013-08-30 03:25:48 PM  
The blond receptionist on NYPD Blue
 
2013-08-30 03:31:14 PM  

Kit Fister: Mugato: PizzaJedi81: Katy Perry - it's really quite mesmerizing.

Sorry but she's no


Who is that?


Sigh. I am getting old.
 
2013-08-30 03:32:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-30 03:33:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-30 03:37:10 PM  
Taylor Kitsch
 
2013-08-30 03:37:18 PM  

Kit Fister: Mugato: PizzaJedi81: Katy Perry - it's really quite mesmerizing.

Sorry but she's no

[gifsrock.com image 319x251]

Who is that?



Jennifer Connelly a few years ago.
 
2013-08-30 03:38:30 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 630x456]


1.bp.blogspot.com

I would totally give her my baconator.
 
2013-08-30 03:40:11 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

1991 was a good year.
And a palindrome.
 
2013-08-30 03:41:26 PM  
 
2013-08-30 03:42:34 PM  
Eva Amourri

/queues up episode of Californication
 
2013-08-30 03:44:47 PM  

Mugato: Kit Fister: Mugato: PizzaJedi81: Katy Perry - it's really quite mesmerizing.

Sorry but she's no


Who is that?

Sigh. I am getting old.


She's like a fine wine, she only gets better with age.
 
2013-08-30 03:52:34 PM  
LeroyBourne:
Mugato: Kit Fister: Mugato: PizzaJedi81: Katy Perry - it's really quite mesmerizing.

Sorry but she's no [Jennifer Connelly]
Who is that?
Sigh. I am getting old.
She's like a fine wine, she only gets better with age.


More gaunt too, alas.  But she still has some of the power of voodoo.
 
2013-08-30 03:53:37 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-30 03:58:12 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 630x456]


Great, now I'm hungry and my pants don't fit.
 
2013-08-30 04:02:41 PM  
www.thefablife.com

24.media.tumblr.com  moviecomicswhoswho.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-30 04:26:12 PM  
Rhea Perlman
 
2013-08-30 04:39:06 PM  
I'm waiting for the article about "Strippers who used to be celebrities."

1. Octomom
2. Probably half the cast of "The Real World, seasons 2-n"
etc.
 
2013-08-30 04:46:07 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 630x456]




I wasn't sure if that was Alyson Hannigan or the Wendy's girl (Morgan Smith). Had to look into it.

Both would be excellent choices. IMHO.
 
2013-08-30 04:50:31 PM  
Obviously "celebrity" is the operative term here. and what kind of 4th rate joint pays Zellwegger to strip, even on a day shift.
 
2013-08-30 05:03:00 PM  
I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, to find out Jenna Jameson, Kendra Wilkenson, and Anna Nicole Smith were strippers
 
2013-08-30 05:11:44 PM  

Bslim: Obviously "celebrity" is the operative term here. and what kind of 4th rate joint pays Zellwegger to strip, even on a day shift.


For what it's worth, in TFA it says she was just a cocktail waitress at a strip club, not an actual stripper. A couple of the entries were a stretch: one 10 minute stint, hosted a Chippendale's show once, etc.
 
2013-08-30 05:20:16 PM  
i500.listal.com

I"ll take 'stripper/assassin' for $300, Alex.
 
2013-08-30 06:13:09 PM  

That guy on the bike: I am shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, to find out Jenna Jameson, Kendra Wilkenson, and Anna Nicole Smith were strippers


Is it really fair to call Jameson or Wilkenson celebrities? They are both sex workers and Anna Nicole Smith was an over priced prostitute.
 
2013-08-30 06:18:23 PM  

Mugato: Salma Hayek. She played a stripper twice but that doesn't count.


Same with Jessica Alba.
 
2013-08-30 07:35:18 PM  

Uzzah: I'm waiting for the article about "Strippers who used to be celebrities."

1. Octomom
2. Probably half the cast of "The Real World, seasons 2-n"
etc.


3. grables'daughter
 
2013-08-30 07:35:36 PM  
Channing Tatum - Who?
Brad Pitt - [smellslikebs.jpg]
Carmen Electra - Not a star
Lady Gaga - See Brad Pitt above
Catherine Zeta-Jones - For some reason I believe her
Eve - Who?
Kendra Wilkinson - Not even D list
Dita Von Teese - Not a star
Courtney Love - She's probably done pretty much everything
Amber Rose - Who?
Javier Bardem - Who cares?
Mark Consuelos - Who? Oh yes, Mr. Ripa
'The Situation' - Not a star
Renee Zellweger - So, according to the article she wasn't a stripper
Ronnie Magro - Who?
Tila Tequila - Not a star, just a skank
NeNe Leakes - Who?
Diablo Cody - Not a star
Jenna Jameson - Is a porn star a star?
Anna Nicole Smith - I won't speak ill of the dead
 
2013-08-30 07:37:41 PM  

Cheater71: [www.thefablife.com image 615x462]

[24.media.tumblr.com image 440x513]  [moviecomicswhoswho.files.wordpress.com image 336x331]


If you're going to play a stripper you should take all of your clothes off.
 
2013-08-30 07:45:52 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Channing Tatum - Who?
Brad Pitt - [smellslikebs.jpg]
Carmen Electra - Not a star
Lady Gaga - See Brad Pitt above
Catherine Zeta-Jones - For some reason I believe her
Eve - Who?
Kendra Wilkinson - Not even D list
Dita Von Teese - Not a star
Courtney Love - She's probably done pretty much everything
Amber Rose - Who?
Javier Bardem - Who cares?
Mark Consuelos - Who? Oh yes, Mr. Ripa
'The Situation' - Not a star
Renee Zellweger - So, according to the article she wasn't a stripper
Ronnie Magro - Who?
Tila Tequila - Not a star, just a skank
NeNe Leakes - Who?
Diablo Cody - Not a star
Jenna Jameson - Is a porn star a star?
Anna Nicole Smith - I won't speak ill of the dead, but her anus was unremarkable.

 
2013-08-30 08:06:13 PM  
theflatline:
Anna Nicole Smith - I won't speak ill of the dead, but her anus was unremarkable.

Medically unremarkable.... which is really a feature everyone wants in an anus, whatever your plans for the anus might be...
 
2013-08-30 08:12:28 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Channing Tatum - Who?



Seriously? Channing Tatum stars in everything from comedies to chick flicks to action movies.  He's one of the biggest names in Hollywood right now.
 
2013-08-30 08:38:55 PM  
Cheater71:

How did Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies not make that list?
 
2013-08-30 08:42:51 PM  

The Voice of Doom: [i.imgur.com image 850x1500]


Hey, where's Channing Tatum?
 
2013-08-30 08:45:44 PM  

Persnickety: CigaretteSmokingMan: Channing Tatum - Who?


Seriously? Channing Tatum stars in everything from comedies to chick flicks to action movies.  He's one of the biggest names in Hollywood right now.


Yeah, he's right up there with ____________ [fill in the blank]
 
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