Anxiety? How do you get anxiety from biting a piece of rubber? Unless it was used, then I can see her point.

Sultan allegedly spent the next 15 minutes vomiting in a restroom and later visited a psychiatrist and took medication for depression and anxiety.

Yeah, sure you did, honey.

... soooo they all settled? I could honestly just imagine the trauma of watching your friend bite into a condom.Hell.... I'd pay to see that kind of entertainment. Just goes to show that sometimes, women should leave the clam eatin to the guys
//lesbians still rock

feh,

the resteraunts insurance company probably ordere dthem to settle.

feh they probably should have gone through with the lawsuit.

i mean, not only the "victim" sued, but all her friends.

and on what grounds?
"OMG I SAW IT!"

That's what you get for being a biyatch to the service.

I had a rubber glove in my pizza once, and I thought it was a condom at first. Once I realized what it was, I told the waitress. All we got was a free round of drinks and another pie.

mmmm, free beer

I heard these chicks on the radio sometime in November or December. I agree that I understand the lady that bit into the condom being a tad bit distressed, but the other chicks at the restaraunt being distressed as well? Whatever...

According to the chicks, the restaraunt was kinda rude to them when they complained about the soup being lukewarm and even ruder when they found the condom. Of course the condom finder was all dramatic about it and saying "i don't know if it was used or not, HIV, AIDS, Hepatitis, blah, blah" and the interviewer reminded her that the condom was still rolled up.

I'm sure the restaraunt wasn't very nice to them, but come on. Who's to say that she didn't drop the condom in the soup herself? It was in a wrapper and still rolled.

mmm.... jimmy-hat soup.... awlllmmmmm....mmm...

Jimmy hat soup, and I don't care
Jimmy hat soup, and I don't care
Jimmy hat soup, and I don't care
It tastes alright to me

I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but The Smoking Gun discovered that this lady has a history of lawsuits.

/fake 'shocked' expression

http://www.thesmokinggun.com /archive/laila1.html

Crap, beaten to the punch by about ten minutes...

At Delta, we loves us some flyin, and it be showin like a motherfarker.

/obscure?

Visited a psychiatrist for depression and anxiety. Let's see here...this woman's age was 48. The depression stems from the realization that she is old and ugly and probably in menopause. The anxiety comes from her coming to the stage where she'll have to realize that her kids probably hate her and will leave her to die in a nursing home when she gets older.

YUP, sounds about right.

K_Man-
I got it. Some radio comedy piece, right?

Dudes, SHE BIT INTO A CONDOM!!! She had no idea if it had been used or what. You'd be pissed (traumatized) as well. As far as she knew, that same rubber may have been in between yo mama's sugar walls.

Dudes, SHE'S A FRAUD!!!

Dudes, they sent the soup back because it was luke warm... No cook likes orders sent back to the kitchen. Eat 'em as is, or your get your choice of added ingredients, including spit and/or condoms. Let this be a lesson... Either that or the cooks in the back have figured out a new way of heating up the clam chowder...

So was it really Clam Chowder, or was it Man Chowder?

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a jimmy-cap in my soup."

that was my headline, that got rejected a few days ago. farking good-fer-nuthin' cocksmokers.

wait,

you dont think she planned to send her soup back,
and cash in on the fear that Chefs delibarately fark up sent back orders.

I mean, Lukewarm soup? i almost guarantee that even if it was lukewarm in the kitchen, the would have microwaved it till it was hot enough to not be considered as such.

i think its fraud.

and even if she sent it back, they probably would have let it sit a couple minutes, microwaved it, and sent the same thing back with no sweat off of anyones back.

even if the chef despised the whole lukewarm thing, why would he put a condom in the soup, as if it would not be come back on him, it is too obvious.

i could be wrong though.

but i very much doubt it.

LongDuckDong

Well found! Golf clap for you...

/clap, clap, clap

How could she not notice the thing in her spoon in the first place? Wasn't she paying attention to what she was eating? Don't they have a 1" diameter?

There was an interesting show that was on a year or two ago about what goes on in restaurants. The hidden camera caught the chef adding nose residue to someones hamburger.

Locally, a cop went through a Carl's Junior drive through to get a hamburger. He noticed something funny on the hamburger and took it to the lab for analysis. They did a DNA test on it and it turned out it was saliva from the chef. The guy was arrested.

So crap really does happen in the kitchens of restaurants.

if it was still in the wrapper... wouldn't it have had a plastic-y crunch or, if it was foil wrapped, the electric zing of aluminum foil between your teeth? i'd find out where the chef ate on a regular basis, get a job there as a cook, and put dog turds in his chili. "mmm waiter, these soft meaty chunks are just the best! i've never had better chili in my life!"

slobarnuts Guess that "preview before post" thing wasn't workin' for ya, huh?

Hagbardr Choked on my coffee. Thank you! ;-)

That's right lady. Say it. Say Chowdah. It's chowdah. Yeah..Uh that's right....Chowdah baby...

Well, of course it's rubbery. It's a clam.

I wonder if their husbands can now sue for sexual negligence stemming from lack of money shot opportunites / cooperation. Won't somebody please think of the men?

Jimmy hat soup, and I don't care.

[b]eh?[/b]