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(Slate)   Notes scribbled on the back of an envelope are a charming and tactile throwback to a simpler age--unless they're the macabre, horrific doodles pouring from the tortured mind of H.P. Lovecraft   ( divider line
    More: Scary, H.P. Lovecraft, Mountains of Madness, novellas, John D. Rockefeller  
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2013-08-30 01:32:28 PM  
2 votes:

Arkanaut: On second thought, Lovecraft probably doesn't know what a vagina looks like.
2013-08-30 02:21:43 PM  
1 vote:
I have to give Lovecraft props for coming up with some kind of alien being that looks completely non-Earthlike.


The human mind is a complicated thing...
2013-08-30 02:18:26 PM  
1 vote:

someonelse: Wow. A rare csb that is actually a cs.

Oh I've got one, bro.  And it's in relation to:

Treygreen13: That's the sort of thing you see a guy on the train writing and move to a different car.

In '87 I was living in DC, and my folks came to visit.  My dad and I took the Metro one afternoon, and during one stop an elderly dude got on, and sat in front of me.  He was about 70 with a cane, dressed in a gold lame' outfit of HOTPANTS and a jacket, with fishnet stockings and white go-go boots.  He had on John Lennon sunglasses, about 20lbs of cheap costume jewelry, and a little Swedish fedora with a long feather.

After a couple minutes he pulls out a pencil and pad and starts writing....and hell frikkin' YEAH, I wanted to see what he was I leaned up and peered over his shoulder.  The pad read:

"Everyone, somewhere, at some time, will have to suck a dick."

My dad asked "what did it say, son?"  All I could say was, "you don't wanna know, dad"

/end CSB
2013-08-30 01:51:17 PM  
1 vote:
my great uncle was telling me about a literary convention he went to in Providence in the 70's where he met a young author named Stephan King and some movie director named George Romero.  Well they were talking about Lovecraft and my great uncle goes "you want to go to his grave?" and they all went there and read some of his short stories.
end csb
2013-08-30 01:45:11 PM  
1 vote:

bill4935: What's a word for a guy who liked using the word "shew"?

rillllly big shew, rillly big shew.......rilly big shew tonight, rilly big shewww....

2013-08-30 01:09:20 PM  
1 vote:

On second thought, Lovecraft probably doesn't know what a vagina looks like.

He was married for a time, so he probably did.



More like effete, archaic and slightly racist.

He actually was a pretty tortured guy. Depression and constant nightmares will do that to a person. Probably had Asperger Syndrome too.

Dying a slow, painful death from intestinal cancer isn't a nice way to go either.
2013-08-30 12:29:29 PM  
1 vote:
Drawings are strangely vagina-like.

Beyond the Mons Pubis of Madness
2013-08-30 12:25:54 PM  
1 vote:
That's the sort of thing you see a guy on the train writing and move to a different car.
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