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(NYPost)   Hafez was like 'my dad's gonna kick your dad's ass' and Malia was all 'shuh-uh' and Hafez was like 'will too' and Sasha was all 'you wish'   (nypost.com) divider line 14
    More: Followup, Hafez, Syrian President Bashar, United States, The Littl' Bits, Montessori school, Heads of state of Syria, Assad  
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2510 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Aug 2013 at 12:56 PM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-30 12:00:57 PM
6 votes:

Hollie Maea: I know, right? The article didn't even mention that you're supposed to be 13 before you can have a facebook account!


OK, that's the last straw. Syria has violated Facebook's TOS. A nuclear strike is clearly justified.
2013-08-30 01:02:14 PM
4 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-08-30 11:51:54 AM
4 votes:

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


I know, right? The article didn't even mention that you're supposed to be 13 before you can have a facebook account!
2013-08-30 12:44:49 PM
3 votes:

Hollie Maea: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

I know, right? The article didn't even mention that you're supposed to be 13 before you can have a facebook account!


I'm beginning to suspect that Bashar al-Assad may not be a very good father.  Perhaps we should alert the Syrian CPS.
2013-08-30 12:13:22 PM
3 votes:

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


img1.fark.net
2013-08-30 01:30:04 PM
2 votes:
This sounds like a job for Sarah Palin. She likes nattering on social media, has the emotional and intellectual capacity of your average 11 year old, and is also shockingly ignorant of the the world. I think she ought to respond to this kid.
2013-08-30 01:06:08 PM
2 votes:

SlothB77: I like how an 11-year-old Syrian writes in English at about the same level as an American college student.


FTFA:  "I just want them to attack soooo much," Hafez al-Assad allegedly wrote, "because I want them to make this huge attack of beginning something that they don't know the end of it."

X-X-X.

Survey Results for "Things Hafez's Writing Reminds You Of"

1. Tea Partiers  - 42
2. South Carolinans - 27
3. Fark ConservaTrolls - 19
4. Sarah Palin - 9
5. Corky from "Life Goes On" - 3
2013-08-30 12:29:51 PM
2 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Are you chicken?
2013-08-30 02:21:28 PM
1 votes:

Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.


Yes, that is precisely what the conflict in Syria is all about.  Thank you for your well-infromed analysis.
2013-08-30 02:13:18 PM
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This sounds like a job for Sarah Palin. She likes nattering on social media, has the emotional and intellectual capacity of your average 11 year old, and is also shockingly ignorant of the the world. I think she ought to respond to this kid.


President Assad, please refudiate.
2013-08-30 01:00:36 PM
1 votes:

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


It's the NY Post. They would need to hire journalists first.
2013-08-30 12:51:41 PM
1 votes:

mrshowrules: SlothB77: I like how an 11-year-old Syrian writes in English at about the same level as an American college student.

Or an 8 year old Canadian.


No one said anything about superflous u's.
2013-08-30 12:50:25 PM
1 votes:
Is the third comment the lyrics from an Alvin and the Chipmunk B-side?

Oh ee Oh ah ah ting ting walla walla ting tang.
2013-08-30 12:44:49 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: I like how an 11-year-old Syrian writes in English at about the same level as an American college student.


Or an 8 year old Canadian.
 
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