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(NYPost)   Hafez was like 'my dad's gonna kick your dad's ass' and Malia was all 'shuh-uh' and Hafez was like 'will too' and Sasha was all 'you wish'   (nypost.com) divider line 60
    More: Followup, Hafez, Syrian President Bashar, United States, The Littl' Bits, Montessori school, Heads of state of Syria, Assad  
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2013-08-30 11:46:09 AM
You "soooooooooo wish" America would attack you? Go ask Saddam and Gaddafi how that worked out you little brat.
 
2013-08-30 11:47:34 AM
THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????
 
2013-08-30 11:51:54 AM

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


I know, right? The article didn't even mention that you're supposed to be 13 before you can have a facebook account!
 
2013-08-30 12:00:57 PM

Hollie Maea: I know, right? The article didn't even mention that you're supposed to be 13 before you can have a facebook account!


OK, that's the last straw. Syria has violated Facebook's TOS. A nuclear strike is clearly justified.
 
2013-08-30 12:13:22 PM

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


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2013-08-30 12:15:56 PM

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


I asked the same thing on my Twitter account.
 
2013-08-30 12:18:27 PM

Walker: You "soooooooooo wish" America would attack you? Go ask Saddam and Gaddafi how that worked out you little brat.


It won't be long before he's being dragged through the streets toward a date with an unlubricated lead pipe.
 
2013-08-30 12:22:33 PM
I like how an 11-year-old Syrian writes in English at about the same level as an American college student.
 
2013-08-30 12:29:51 PM
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Are you chicken?
 
2013-08-30 12:41:28 PM
I "Liked" this headline, subby.
 
2013-08-30 12:43:58 PM

reported: Hollie Maea: I know, right? The article didn't even mention that you're supposed to be 13 before you can have a facebook account!

OK, that's the last straw. Syria has violated Facebook's TOS. A nuclear strike is clearly justified.


shiat just got real.
 
2013-08-30 12:44:49 PM

SlothB77: I like how an 11-year-old Syrian writes in English at about the same level as an American college student.


Or an 8 year old Canadian.
 
2013-08-30 12:44:49 PM

Hollie Maea: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

I know, right? The article didn't even mention that you're supposed to be 13 before you can have a facebook account!


I'm beginning to suspect that Bashar al-Assad may not be a very good father.  Perhaps we should alert the Syrian CPS.
 
2013-08-30 12:45:24 PM
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/nancy-pelosi-barack-obama-syria - 96065.html

Well, Nancy Pelosi is now in favor of bomb, bomb, bombing Syria.
 
2013-08-30 12:50:25 PM
Is the third comment the lyrics from an Alvin and the Chipmunk B-side?

Oh ee Oh ah ah ting ting walla walla ting tang.
 
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2013-08-30 12:50:29 PM

I_C_Weener: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/nancy-pelosi-barack-obama-syria - 96065.html

Well, Nancy Pelosi is now in favor of bomb, bomb, bombing Syria.


Does she realize that she's passing up sweets and flowers?
 
2013-08-30 12:51:41 PM

mrshowrules: SlothB77: I like how an 11-year-old Syrian writes in English at about the same level as an American college student.

Or an 8 year old Canadian.


No one said anything about superflous u's.
 
2013-08-30 12:58:52 PM

Walker: You "soooooooooo wish" America would attack you? Go ask Saddam and Gaddafi how that worked out you little brat.


Show him the pic of Qaddafi getting sodomized with a knife and he may think twice.
 
2013-08-30 01:00:36 PM

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


It's the NY Post. They would need to hire journalists first.
 
2013-08-30 01:02:14 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-30 01:04:43 PM

coeyagi: [i.qkme.me image 480x288]


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
2013-08-30 01:06:08 PM

SlothB77: I like how an 11-year-old Syrian writes in English at about the same level as an American college student.


FTFA:  "I just want them to attack soooo much," Hafez al-Assad allegedly wrote, "because I want them to make this huge attack of beginning something that they don't know the end of it."

X-X-X.

Survey Results for "Things Hafez's Writing Reminds You Of"

1. Tea Partiers  - 42
2. South Carolinans - 27
3. Fark ConservaTrolls - 19
4. Sarah Palin - 9
5. Corky from "Life Goes On" - 3
 
2013-08-30 01:18:21 PM

Relatively Obscure: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

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Fart_Machine: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

It's the NY Post. They would need to hire journalists first.


These two things. Also..

coeyagi: SlothB77: I like how an 11-year-old Syrian writes in English at about the same level as an American college student.

FTFA:  "I just want them to attack soooo much," Hafez al-Assad allegedly wrote, "because I want them to make this huge attack of beginning something that they don't know the end of it."

X-X-X.

Survey Results for "Things Hafez's Writing Reminds You Of"

1. Tea Partiers  - 42
2. South Carolinans - 27
3. Fark ConservaTrolls - 19
4. Sarah Palin - 9
5. Corky from "Life Goes On" - 3


This.
 
2013-08-30 01:23:38 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Hollie Maea: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

I know, right? The article didn't even mention that you're supposed to be 13 before you can have a facebook account!

I'm beginning to suspect that Bashar al-Assad may not be a very good father.  Perhaps we should alert the Syrian CPS.


heh.
 
2013-08-30 01:30:04 PM
This sounds like a job for Sarah Palin. She likes nattering on social media, has the emotional and intellectual capacity of your average 11 year old, and is also shockingly ignorant of the the world. I think she ought to respond to this kid.
 
2013-08-30 01:33:02 PM
Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.
 
2013-08-30 01:35:19 PM

Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.


The bombs will likely kill more than one 11 year old.
 
2013-08-30 01:36:22 PM
TFA: he also lists himself as a graduate of the Montessori school which has been confirmed as true.

This made me laugh.
 
2013-08-30 01:40:51 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This sounds like a job for Sarah Palin. She likes nattering on social media, has the emotional and intellectual capacity of your average 11 year old, and is also shockingly ignorant of the the world. I think she ought to respond to this kid.


Our Embassador of Facebook.
 
2013-08-30 01:41:59 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This sounds like a job for Sarah Palin. She likes nattering on social media, has the emotional and intellectual capacity of your average 11 year old, and is also shockingly ignorant of the the world. I think she ought to respond to this kid.


You know what? That isn't a half bad idea. Gives her something to do until they turn 12 and they start talking over her head
 
2013-08-30 01:42:16 PM

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


I had the same thought, but then imagine if Obama's kids had made ANY comment online about this or ANY issue. It would be all Fox talked about, round the clock.
 
2013-08-30 01:43:01 PM

gshepnyc: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

I had the same thought, but then imagine if Obama's kids had made ANY comment online about this or ANY issue. It would be all Fox talked about, round the clock.


I heard they were going to fly in Imus just so he could call Malia and Sasha "nappy-headed hos".
 
2013-08-30 01:51:14 PM

jigger: Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.

The bombs will likely kill more than one 11 year old.


So will Assad.  Indefinitely.  Pretty much until there are none left.
 
2013-08-30 01:58:02 PM

urbangirl: jigger: Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to

OBAMERICA OBA'MURRICA.

The bombs will likely kill more than one 11 year old.

So will Assad.  Indefinitely.  Pretty much until there are none left.


FTFY

/Pet Peeve
 
2013-08-30 01:58:18 PM
So when will the little snot be signing up for military service?


Didn't think so.
 
2013-08-30 02:06:17 PM

jigger: Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.

The bombs will likely kill more than one 11 year old.


Still, it's a start.

/Window seat, please.
 
2013-08-30 02:12:47 PM

jigger: The bombs will likely kill more than one 11 year old.


 seriousfacts.com
 
2013-08-30 02:13:18 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This sounds like a job for Sarah Palin. She likes nattering on social media, has the emotional and intellectual capacity of your average 11 year old, and is also shockingly ignorant of the the world. I think she ought to respond to this kid.


President Assad, please refudiate.
 
2013-08-30 02:14:46 PM

urbangirl: jigger: Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.

The bombs will likely kill more than one 11 year old.

So will Assad.  Indefinitely.  Pretty much until there are none left.


Already is, if you count bombing schools full of them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23892594
 
2013-08-30 02:21:28 PM

Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.


Yes, that is precisely what the conflict in Syria is all about.  Thank you for your well-infromed analysis.
 
2013-08-30 02:22:22 PM

urbangirl: jigger: Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.

The bombs will likely kill more than one 11 year old.

So will Assad.  Indefinitely.  Pretty much until there are none left.


Guess it sucks to be an 11 year old in Syria.
 
2013-08-30 02:22:33 PM

digistil: Already is, if you count bombing schools full of them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23892594


Unbelievable. And these same sons-of-biatches are now apparently moving their materiel into schools because they're protected against bombing by international law!
 
2013-08-30 02:26:13 PM

Wooly Bully: digistil: Already is, if you count bombing schools full of them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23892594

Unbelievable. And these same sons-of-biatches are now apparently moving their materiel into schools because they're protected against bombing by international law!


Using a protected site for military purposes strips that site of its protection, legally.
 
2013-08-30 02:28:40 PM

Relatively Obscure: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

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They wussed out in the Online Edition but the headline in their print edition this morning was a 72  point screamer with the words "Pussy RIOT"   to headline the story about the cute little kittehs that shut down the NYC Subway for a few hours yestrday by wandering onto the tracks
 
2013-08-30 02:29:42 PM

Magorn: Relatively Obscure: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

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They wussed out in the Online Edition but the headline in their print edition this morning was a 72  point screamer with the words "Pussy RIOT"   to headline the story about the cute little kittehs that shut down the NYC Subway for a few hours yestrday by wandering onto the tracks


Their "journalism" is sh*t, but they do have nice headlines every once in awhile.
 
2013-08-30 02:34:59 PM

Churchill2004: Wooly Bully: digistil: Already is, if you count bombing schools full of them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23892594

Unbelievable. And these same sons-of-biatches are now apparently moving their materiel into schools because they're protected against bombing by international law!

Using a protected site for military purposes strips that site of its protection, legally.


Giggle, snort !

You know how I know that you know nothing about conflicts ??

Fly your jet over... Hizbullah will show you what a Hospital Parking Garage is meant for...
 
2013-08-30 02:47:58 PM

what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????


It's the New York Post. Better known as what the Times uses for toilet paper in their offices.
 
2013-08-30 02:58:25 PM

jigger: Guess it sucks to be an 11 year old in Syria.


If I had a mouthy 11 year old. (and I can assure you, there are plenty out there)
I would impart this into their life at every turn.
 
2013-08-30 03:06:02 PM

Agneska: Yes, everyone, the president you elected is about to get into a war with an 11-year old. I hope he's wearing his bike helmet. Welcome to OBAMERICA.


Know how I know to never take you seriously?
 
2013-08-30 04:27:42 PM

gshepnyc: what_now: THIS IS AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WHAT THE FARK HAPPENED TO JOURNALISM????????????????????????

I had the same thought, but then imagine if Obama's kids had made ANY comment online about this or ANY issue. It would be all Fox talked about, round the clock.


This has got me wondering. Those girls must be allowed to have FB accounts (Malia, anyway) in order to be able to have contact with their friends and have any kind of a normal social life. I wonder how they can do that and protect their privacy and security.
 
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