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2013-08-30 12:01:01 PM
Nice try, Subby, but the PSA test is only for men, by definition.
 
2013-08-30 12:03:49 PM
It does not vacation in the south of France? Huh.
 
2013-08-30 12:06:12 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Does it light up when you get close?
 
2013-08-30 12:07:29 PM
"Old news is so exciting". I've been wrong about all things clit-related since 1994
 
2013-08-30 12:07:45 PM
There's something I like about it, but I can't put my finger on it.
 
2013-08-30 12:09:00 PM
Dolores?
 
2013-08-30 12:10:04 PM
You mean men have them, too?
 
2013-08-30 12:11:12 PM
The what?
 
2013-08-30 12:11:36 PM
Just forget the words and sing hum along.
 
2013-08-30 12:11:41 PM
Umm I don't quite get how it was "discovered" in 1998 when I learned all that in high school human biology. Oddly though I graduated in 1997.
 
2013-08-30 12:12:07 PM
Its twist left for volume up right for volume down. Opposite of the usual.
 
2013-08-30 12:13:22 PM
Stopped reading at "Cliteracy"
 
2013-08-30 12:13:29 PM
To subby:

Autoplay = bad.

That is all.
 
2013-08-30 12:13:37 PM
The clit is a myth perpetuated by women with misshapen genitalia.
 
2013-08-30 12:15:10 PM

otherginger: You mean men have them, too?


Yes.  At least, I occasionally have one.  Usually on my finger.
 
2013-08-30 12:15:31 PM
I like it. I like everything about it.

Go you crazy Clit lady, you will make sex better for everyone.

/The guy wearing the "Solid Gold Clit" seems like a bit of a fruit though.
 
2013-08-30 12:15:48 PM
The only two things I learned from this article are as follows.
1) You can convince hairy, fat men to wear anything.
2) You can convince people to ride anything if you call it a {noun} rodeo.
 
2013-08-30 12:15:58 PM
PSA: Everything you thought you knew about the clitoris is probably wrong


Well, I know that if you suck on one while slowly increasing the intensity from gently to quickly, you can get back rubs and sammiches.
 
2013-08-30 12:16:23 PM

Theaetetus: Nice try, Subby, but the PSA test is only for men, by definition.


Yeah? I know a lot of women who know fark-all about their genitalia

/except to stick a tampon into it when it's bleeding.
 
2013-08-30 12:18:49 PM
Wasn't that the body part which rhymed with the name of a woman that Seinfeld desperately wanted to remember?

Well, I'm fresh out of ideas on the subject.
 
2013-08-30 12:18:49 PM
So there's a "crisis" due to clignorant people where women aren't having satisfying sex lives?

Welcome to the life of men. This is a big win for equality.
 
2013-08-30 12:19:22 PM
i30.photobucket.com

"it's 8 inches long and can be used as a coatrack?"
 
2013-08-30 12:19:26 PM
It's not "My Friend (to) Flick-a"?
 
2013-08-30 12:19:35 PM
Probably.

*shrugs shoulders*
 
2013-08-30 12:19:54 PM
Clitoris: One of the few things that actually benefits from lip service.
 
2013-08-30 12:20:11 PM
Half the length of my penis is inside my body.

Don't ask where.
 
2013-08-30 12:20:23 PM
I find the best approach is to jab at it repeatedly like an impatient person waiting for an elevator.
 
2013-08-30 12:21:16 PM
You mean it isn't a little man in a boat?


Such is the Life of Pi
 
2013-08-30 12:21:44 PM
Subby sounds like my wife.
 
2013-08-30 12:21:48 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, Brantgoose, the most honest man on Fark.com

Give him a hand! No, put two hands together for him! He'll be here until they come and drag him away. Ha! ha!

Remember to tip your server.
 
2013-08-30 12:22:06 PM
I understand the clitoris very well.

It's the rest of the female body where I have no clue.
 
2013-08-30 12:22:09 PM
So, is she gonna tell me anything I don't know or just shout and write clitoris all over the place?

Yes, most of it is buried inside the body. You want an erotic vivisection?
 
2013-08-30 12:22:20 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: PSA: Everything you thought you knew about the clitoris is probably wrong


Well, I know that if you suck on one while slowly increasing the intensity from gently to quickly, you can get back rubs and sammiches.


THIS.

Also, from the article: Wallace, citing anecdotal evidence

This lady can go suck a clit.
 
2013-08-30 12:23:52 PM
the what?
 
2013-08-30 12:24:53 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: PSA: Everything you thought you knew about the clitoris is probably wrong


Well, I know that if you suck on one while slowly increasing the intensity from gently to quickly, you can get back rubs and sammiches BJs and chili.


Nothing wrong with yours, just fixing it for me.
 
2013-08-30 12:25:14 PM
Mulva?
 
2013-08-30 12:26:09 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-30 12:28:17 PM

SevenT: Clitoris: One of the few things that actually benefits from lip service.


Or a severe tongue lashing.
 
2013-08-30 12:29:03 PM

Odd Bird: DROxINxTHExWIND: PSA: Everything you thought you knew about the clitoris is probably wrong


Well, I know that if you suck on one while slowly increasing the intensity from gently to quickly, you can get back rubs and sammiches BJs and chili.

Nothing wrong with yours, just fixing it for me.



I approve of the changes.
 
2013-08-30 12:29:25 PM
the most effective sex toy is a stack of money
 
2013-08-30 12:29:43 PM

jpo2269: You mean it isn't a little man in a boat?


Such is the Life of Pi


ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-08-30 12:30:07 PM
i.huffpost.com

This guy doesn't look like he sees a lot of clits.  I mean, his preference and all, who am I to judge?
 
2013-08-30 12:30:26 PM
Haw!

What a silly article. The next thing you know they'll say that women can have orgasms.

/What?
 
2013-08-30 12:31:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-30 12:31:40 PM

jpo2269: You mean it isn't a little man in a boat?


Such is the Life of Pi




i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-30 12:31:50 PM

Lith: Umm I don't quite get how it was "discovered" in 1998 when I learned all that in high school human biology. Oddly though I graduated in 1997.


They probably told you it was discovered by Christopher Cothumbus when he attempted to sail the little man in the boat around Uranus.  Lies...all lies!!
 
2013-08-30 12:33:40 PM
I heard my name on a whispering wind
 
2013-08-30 12:36:34 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: PSA: Everything you thought you knew about the clitoris is probably wrong


Well, I know that if you suck on one while slowly increasing the intensity from gently to quickly, you can get back rubs and sammiches.


That's putting the clit to work for you. Outstanding! That's kind of American know-how is what will bring us back to #1 in this century.


I will go on record as having been pro-clit since I learned of the organ in the late 70's and finally encountered one in 1982. This article is fascinate. The part of the clitoris which encircles La Vagine might explain why the ladies say that it is pennis girth, rather than pennis length, which pleases them most. Though on second reading I see it says, "is said to", so is this still uncharted territory? The stuff of myth and legend?

And Emperor Caligula will see your Giant Golden Clitoris and raise you one Giant Golden Penis & Testicles.

www.caligulathemovie.com
 
2013-08-30 12:37:10 PM

Rapmaster2000: Dolores?


Mulva, you idiot.
 
2013-08-30 12:39:55 PM
im totally gonna do my wife tonight.. right in the clitoris..

FARK YEAH!
 
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