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(Des Moines Register)   You know your life has taken a turn when you're hit with a no-contact order for a band. But it's really time to re-examine your life choices when the band you're stalking is Hanson   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 34
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2013-08-30 10:40:33 AM
I liked the "MMMMMStalk" headline better...
 
2013-08-30 11:01:42 AM
The artists and songs that were popular when you were 10 can have a life-long influence on you. I've been accused of having an unhealthy attachment to the band Paper Lace.
 
2013-08-30 11:06:15 AM
Thats a 25 y.o. woman and not a 13 y.o. skateboarding boy?  Fooled me.
 
2013-08-30 11:08:59 AM
Haters gonna hate.   I think they're pretty decent.
Check out their "Thinkin 'Bout Something" video.  Bonus..... Weird Al
 
2013-08-30 11:12:08 AM
Was it this guy?

www.electricferret.com

Taylor Hanson is a guy? You guys are yankin' me.
 
2013-08-30 11:13:16 AM
They've got some decent songs.
 
2013-08-30 11:15:17 AM

FrancoFile: I liked the "MMMMMStalk" headline better...


Ooh, that's a HOTY candidate
 
2013-08-30 11:17:55 AM
failuremag.com
 
2013-08-30 11:22:23 AM
I just saw Hanson on Tuesday night. They sounded good and their non-pop music is fantastic.

/not a stalker
 
2013-08-30 11:33:44 AM
I'm in Halifax on vacation and they're playing at Casino Nova Scotia sometime this week (or already have played). I have run I to so many squealing kids with Hanson shirts. Apparently they still have a huge following.
 
2013-08-30 11:35:02 AM

LlamaGirl: I just saw Hanson on Tuesday night. They sounded good and their non-pop music is fantastic.

/not a stalker


You. I like you.
 
2013-08-30 11:36:03 AM
I ain't gonna lie, MMM Bop is a damn near PERFECT pop tune. Don't these guys own a distillery now? Try as I might, I just can't hate on these dudes.
 
2013-08-30 11:41:40 AM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: You. I like you.


Thanks!
 
2013-08-30 12:01:02 PM

Johnny Swank: I ain't gonna lie, MMM Bop is a damn near PERFECT pop tune. Don't these guys own a distillery now? Try as I might, I just can't hate on these dudes.


mmmHops. I kid you not.
 
2013-08-30 12:07:50 PM

simusid: Check out their "Thinkin 'Bout Something" video. Bonus..... Weird Al


yeah, that's a perfect pop song.  haters gonna hate.

they were on adam carolla podcast a way long time ago and they did that live.  no overdubs, no auto tune, no sweetening, they nailed that shiat.

now, i don't own a hanson song, cd, shirt, or anything, but you can hate on them (lol he looks like a girl lol) for a song they wrote 15 years ago, but those cats are legimitately talented and won at life. advantage hanson.
 
2013-08-30 12:32:12 PM

Johnny Swank: I ain't gonna lie, MMM Bop is a damn near PERFECT pop tune. Don't these guys own a distillery microbrewery now? Try as I might, I just can't hate on these dudes.


ftfy

as others have said here, hanson may have started as a somewhat-cheesy pop sensation, but even back then in their youth they:
wrote their own music
sang their own songs
played their own instruments

much more than you can say for most teen pop sensations!
 
2013-08-30 12:39:44 PM
Extremely successful teen idols, mature into successful adult group.  Saw a bit of a concert on TV recently, and they were damned good.  They focused on their musical career and families.

And despite their immense success at an early age, they did NOT succumb to douche-baggery as *so* many others have.

/Win.
 
2013-08-30 12:51:34 PM
I've always dreamed of being stalked by a woman. It would really be a real confidence booster, and a great way to impress other women.
 
2013-08-30 12:57:00 PM

MayoSlather: I've always dreamed of being stalked by a woman. It would really be a real confidence booster, and a great way to impress other women.


www4.pictures.zimbio.com

Unfortunately, unlike TV, most women stalkers don't look like this.
 
2013-08-30 12:58:43 PM
One, she was seven when they were popular.
Two, at least the no contact will be pretty farking easy unless she become a State Fair carny.
 
2013-08-30 01:09:27 PM
Don't be the girl I dated. ... don't be the girl I dated. .. *click*...
Whew...
/yes, I still dated her knowing this...
//she was amazing in other ways...
///no, I won't tell you what I mean
 
2013-08-30 01:42:05 PM
I thought he was in jail.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-30 01:53:41 PM
Hanson is milking the publicity for all it's worth.  They always do.
 
2013-08-30 02:13:36 PM
I wonder if she's the same woman who spent $30k following them around.
 
2013-08-30 02:15:04 PM
It takes skill to violate three restraining orders at the same time.
 
2013-08-30 03:01:49 PM
I thought there was a Sad tag here.
 
2013-08-30 03:29:25 PM
Mmmm-nope.
 
2013-08-30 04:12:24 PM

LlamaGirl: I just saw Hanson on Tuesday night. They sounded good and their non-pop music is fantastic.

/not a stalker


I was actually checking the article to make sure it wasn't you.

Also, for the first month Hanson was popular I truly believed the middle brother was a chick.
 
2013-08-30 04:24:43 PM

sign_of_Zeta: I was actually checking the article to make sure it wasn't you.

Also, for the first month Hanson was popular I truly believed the middle brother was a chick.


hahaha shut your face!
 
2013-08-30 06:08:03 PM

dletter: MayoSlather: I've always dreamed of being stalked by a woman. It would really be a real confidence booster, and a great way to impress other women.

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 400x594]

Unfortunately, unlike TV, most women stalkers don't look like this.


It really doesn't matter what she looks like. I just want her to stalk me, or maybe if she would issue death threats to women I'm dating; the point is for someone to be so completely infatuated with me, like I'm an inescapable drug, that they'll rearrange their entire life just to sift through my garbage. It would simply say volumes regarding the quality of human being I am.
 
2013-08-30 06:27:54 PM

Wellon Dowd: The artists and songs that were popular when you were 10 can have a life-long influence on you. I've been accused of having an unhealthy attachment to the band Paper Lace.


I heard your momma cry......
 
2013-08-30 07:17:30 PM
Hanson--the smaller blonder Osmonds.
 
2013-08-30 10:03:57 PM

sign_of_Zeta: LlamaGirl: I just saw Hanson on Tuesday night. They sounded good and their non-pop music is fantastic.

/not a stalker

I was actually checking the article to make sure it wasn't you.

Also, for the first month Hanson was popular I truly believed the middle brother was a chick.


I thought the youngest was Michelle Trachtenberg, who back then, I only knew as Harriet the Spy.
 
2013-08-30 11:16:40 PM

zulius: Don't be the girl I dated. ... don't be the girl I dated. .. *click*...
Whew...
/yes, I still dated her knowing this...
//she was amazing in other ways...
///no, I won't tell you what I mean


I went out with a girl that followed Hanson. Not after I found out about that, but still...

/Still remember that crazy look in her eye.
 
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