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(Providence Journal)   Turn-key operation for sale - business complex includes strip club, gay bathhouse, adult bookstore and personal service club. All poles freshly polished   (providencejournal.com) divider line 36
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2013-08-30 10:58:21 AM
Cheaters came under investigation in 2009, after a 16-year-old runaway from Boston told Providence police that she'd been working at the strip club. That led to a city ordinance and state law banning anyone under 18 from working in the adult entertainment business.

And nobody had thought of that before?
 
2013-08-30 11:35:36 AM

Sybarite: Cheaters came under investigation in 2009, after a 16-year-old runaway from Boston told Providence police that she'd been working at the strip club. That led to a city ordinance and state law banning anyone under 18 from working in the adult entertainment business.

And nobody had thought of that before?


Nope. It was perfectly legal. Gotta love Rhode Island.

/Giggity
 
2013-08-30 11:51:42 AM
Does it come with its own work monkey
 
M-G
2013-08-30 11:53:05 AM

Sybarite: Cheaters came under investigation in 2009, after a 16-year-old runaway from Boston told Providence police that she'd been working at the strip club. That led to a city ordinance and state law banning anyone under 18 from working in the adult entertainment business.

And nobody had thought of that before?


These are elected officials we're talking about here....
 
2013-08-30 11:54:14 AM
Just stepping onto the property would probably result in a raging case of gonorrhea.
 
2013-08-30 11:54:38 AM
ALL poles, if you now what I mean.

Cheaters is the lowest of the decent sized strip clubs in RI. You could always get at least a blowjob if you wanted one, but the girls were much lower quality. I believe the cost was around $50 to $150. Even after indoor prostitution was made illegal in 2009, you could still buy some skanky ass at Cheaters.
 
2013-08-30 11:55:29 AM
so is there a zoning regulation against changing it into a straight bathhouse?
 
2013-08-30 11:56:33 AM
This place has everything.
 
2013-08-30 11:57:48 AM
I ain't stickin' my key in that.
 
2013-08-30 12:01:22 PM
Soon to be renamed the Fark.com east coast headquarters.
 
2013-08-30 12:05:54 PM
I admire an industry that flourishes on finding very young women prone to making poor choices then throws a ton of money at them because they are pretty.  Then as soon as they start to wither and they are dependant on an unsustainable cash flow, throw them to the curb without a second thought.

You know Gru is just grooming those girls till they hit puberty.
 
2013-08-30 12:06:08 PM

Kyosuke: I ain't stickin' my key in that.


Smart* & Funny

* very smart indeed.
 
2013-08-30 12:06:15 PM
But have the pipes been cleaned out?
 
2013-08-30 12:15:56 PM

Sybarite: Cheaters came under investigation in 2009, after a 16-year-old runaway from Boston told Providence police that she'd been working at the strip club. That led to a city ordinance and state law banning anyone under 18 from working in the adult entertainment business.

And nobody had thought of that before?


Nothing weird or skeevy out of Rhode Island surprises me.
 
2013-08-30 12:30:59 PM
Yeah, hilarious. Hahahaha.
 
2013-08-30 12:33:15 PM
Anyone wishing to change this property's business model is gonna have to Fukushima the place.
 
2013-08-30 12:33:43 PM
I love my adopted home state.
 
2013-08-30 12:36:35 PM
I never saw myself as a business owner, but I think I may take some personal time and head on down to the bank for a business loan.

cmon, you guys can vouch for me. Let's do this shark tank style. I'll let you all in at 10%
 
2013-08-30 12:44:25 PM
personal service club

I'm not at all sure what this means, but I think it sounds like fun.
 
2013-08-30 12:54:50 PM

freewill: personal service club

I'm not at all sure what this means, but I think it sounds like fun.



I'm just curious what they offer in the realm of things I might or might not want but vowed not to get that you couldn't get at a strip club, gay bathhouse, or adult bookstore.


/Your own... personal... service
//Feeling's unknown and you're all alone
///Flesh and bone by the telephone
////Lift up the receiver
//I'll make you believer
//I will deliver
 
2013-08-30 12:55:36 PM

shabu: I'm just curious what they offer in the realm of things I might or might not want but vowed not to get that you couldn't get at a strip club, gay bathhouse, or adult bookstore.


I'm just wondering if this is the kind of "service club" that allows single men, or if you have to sign up as couples.
 
2013-08-30 01:17:17 PM

freewill: shabu: I'm just curious what they offer in the realm of things I might or might not want but vowed not to get that you couldn't get at a strip club, gay bathhouse, or adult bookstore.

I'm just wondering if this is the kind of "service club" that allows single men, or if you have to sign up as couples.



Exactly. Quite a few swingers clubs on Allens Ave.
 
2013-08-30 01:29:04 PM
What an *cough* interesting part of town.  Pull up google maps, go to street view and walk around.
 
2013-08-30 01:42:01 PM

groppet: Soon to be renamed the Fark.com east coast headquarters.


Drew promises Kate that Fark will be a totally legit business in 5 Years
 
2013-08-30 01:51:25 PM
So, would I be correct in the assumption that RI is the Florida of the NE?
 
2013-08-30 02:14:52 PM
Has anyone here every had a BJ or more from a strip club? The clubs I have been to where such a thing could be bought did not have women working there that I would want such a thing from and the ones that did the women wouldn't do such a thing at least not for $500.00 or less.
 
2013-08-30 02:24:40 PM

Profedius: Has anyone here every had a BJ or more from a strip club? The clubs I have been to where such a thing could be bought did not have women working there that I would want such a thing from and the ones that did the women wouldn't do such a thing at least not for $500.00 or less.


There is one in Harrisburg, PA that has some decent women that can be had for a decent price.

/so I have heard
//really never did it myself
///why won't you believe me?
 
2013-08-30 02:37:47 PM

Profedius: Has anyone here every had a BJ or more from a strip club? The clubs I have been to where such a thing could be bought did not have women working there that I would want such a thing from and the ones that did the women wouldn't do such a thing at least not for $500.00 or less.


I totally farked a couple strippers at this joint back in the day (~2006). Also saw one stab another.

Good times.
 
2013-08-30 02:42:15 PM

snarketyfarker: So, would I be correct in the assumption that RI is the Florida of the NE?


I wouldn't go so far as to say that. The mob runs a pretty tight ship.
 
2013-08-30 03:20:24 PM
dustygrimp:

I wouldn't go so far as to say that. The mob runs a pretty tight ship.


Those days are over. The mob here have been gutted by feds looking for easy, safe notches on their belt. The strong old guard is either dead or inside looking out.
 
2013-08-30 03:48:42 PM

Profedius: Has anyone here every had a BJ or more from a strip club? The clubs I have been to where such a thing could be bought did not have women working there that I would want such a thing from and the ones that did the women wouldn't do such a thing at least not for $500.00 or less.


Yes but it was from the girl I was with. Does that count?
 
2013-08-30 05:52:10 PM
If we pool all our money together we might just make it.
 
2013-08-30 06:30:56 PM
Tricky Chicken:You know Gru is just grooming those girls till they hit puberty.

Indeed....

3.bp.blogspot.com
/hotlinked
 
2013-08-30 07:22:56 PM

uncleacid: This place has everything.


no.  the Commercial Center in Las Vegas, NV at 953 E Sahara has everything...

3 swingers clubs
2 gay bathhouses
4 gay bars
1 tranny bar
2 karoake clubs
1 mexican nightclub
1 lingerie store
2 comic book shops
1 24hr pool hall
3 churches (one korean, one spanish language, and one of which is MegaChurch who used to let the Sin City Roller Girls practice on their indoor skating rink).
1 Filipino restaurant
1 liquor store
5-6 tranny hookers on the west side street
Dozens of other small businesses who rent cheap office suites (several of which are telemarketing scams).

I'm sure I missed a few things.
 
2013-08-30 07:24:14 PM
dammit, I forgot to mention the James Beard award winning Lotus of Siam Thai restaurant.  Gourmet magazine named them the best Thai restaurant in North America a while back.
 
2013-08-30 07:26:29 PM
from the article: stripclubs4sale.com

really? there's a big enough market for this?
 
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