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(E! Online)   Kylie Jenner lives up to the Kardashian name, gets rammed earlier than expected   (eonline.com) divider line 29
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6072 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Aug 2013 at 9:22 AM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-30 09:26:13 AM
black guy?

hey, you were all wondering
 
2013-08-30 09:32:31 AM
Gotta love a 16-year old cracking up a $120,000 vehicle. Oh gosh, I hope her insurance rates don't go up!
 
2013-08-30 09:32:31 AM
"What do I have to do to not get bothered by something for one day," Kylie tweeted earlier today.

Umm, you could start by not taking your outlandishly AWing vehicle and rear ending someone with it.
 
2013-08-30 09:35:03 AM
Every one of her photos should be hosted on the Future Single Mom meme page.
 
2013-08-30 09:40:04 AM

beerrun: "What do I have to do to not get bothered by something for one day," Kylie tweeted earlier today.

Umm, you could start by not taking your outlandishly AWing vehicle and rear ending someone with it.


Let's see... considering your mom is the most successful Attention Pimp of this generation, here's what you can do to "not get bothered by something."

1. Change your name
2. Move away from the coasts
3. Live a normal life

Failure to do that makes it pretty clear you're just another willing participant in her quest for wealth.

/hates people who are famous only because they are famous
 
2013-08-30 09:51:03 AM
She's coming along nicely.  Pretty soon, her mother will have her to leech off of and can abandon the Wookie daughter.
 
2013-08-30 09:51:46 AM
Was she Tweeting while driving?

@poorpeople Driving a supped up Mercedes SUV isn't that hard. Two weeks experience and now I'm a master at it #cruise control

@Mercedes Your brakes don't work #so going to sue

/never tweeted
 
2013-08-30 10:09:17 AM
Better luck next time Darwin.
 
2013-08-30 10:19:33 AM
Problem is, she's not a Kardashian. Even worse? She's a product of Bruce Jenner.
 
2013-08-30 10:32:59 AM
Wait there's more? Never cared to watch their godawful show, how many more are there?
 
2013-08-30 10:58:08 AM

cheap_thoughts: Problem is, she's not a Kardashian. Even worse? She's a product of Bruce Jenner.


Not being a Kardashian is a problem? There's something worse?

Fail.
 
2013-08-30 11:08:53 AM
Good riddance. That vehicle is farking ugly.
 
2013-08-30 11:34:29 AM

Cletus C.: cheap_thoughts: Problem is, she's not a Kardashian. Even worse? She's a product of Bruce Jenner.

Not being a Kardashian is a problem? There's something worse?

Fail.


Indeed. I have to figure there are far worse lots in life than not having been conceived by a dude who was buddy-buddy with and defended OJ Simpson.
 
2013-08-30 11:52:24 AM

FooDog: Good riddance. That vehicle is farking ugly.


Not only ugly, but expensive and terribly uncomfortable. Pretty much any other Mercedes would have been a better choice. The G is an offroad/military style vehicle.
 
2013-08-30 11:54:51 AM

Infernalist: She's coming along nicely.  Pretty soon, her mother will have her to leech off of and can abandon the Wookie daughter.


Is that a variation of the Wookie defense?
 
2013-08-30 11:56:23 AM
Can we stop with the matte black thing on expensive cars?  It only looked good on rat rods.  It looks stupid on your G-Wagon.  You look like a follower... which you are.
 
2013-08-30 12:17:14 PM

Infernalist: She's coming along nicely.  Pretty soon, her mother will have her to leech off of and can abandon the Wookie daughter.


It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
 
2013-08-30 12:46:44 PM
I thought you said she got Polanski'd. She's the one with the strap on.


\aisle seat, please.
 
2013-08-30 12:58:44 PM
Too Old!


/pedobear.jpg
 
2013-08-30 01:37:50 PM

Rapmaster2000: Can we stop with the matte black thing on expensive cars?  It only looked good on rat rods.  It looks stupid on your G-Wagon.  You look like a follower... which you are.


Yes, it doesn't look good on this Benz, but it does look good on other cars that are not rat rods.

www.warrantywise.co.uk

0.tqn.com

www.carrostunados.me
 
2013-08-30 02:02:02 PM

animal900: Rapmaster2000: Can we stop with the matte black thing on expensive cars?  It only looked good on rat rods.  It looks stupid on your G-Wagon.  You look like a follower... which you are.

Yes, it doesn't look good on this Benz, but it does look good on other cars that are not rat rods.

[www.warrantywise.co.uk image 850x531]

[0.tqn.com image 850x564]

[www.carrostunados.me image 850x637]


Still hate it - especially on the Persian Trans Am at the bottom.
 
2013-08-30 02:34:47 PM

clkeagle: beerrun: "What do I have to do to not get bothered by something for one day," Kylie tweeted earlier today.

Umm, you could start by not taking your outlandishly AWing vehicle and rear ending someone with it.

Let's see... considering your mom is the most successful Attention Pimp of this generation, here's what you can do to "not get bothered by something."

1. Change your name
2. Move away from the coasts
3. Live a normal life

Failure to do that makes it pretty clear you're just another willing participant in her quest for wealth.

/hates people who are famous only because they are famous


This, but its not like there is anyway around it. This little whore was born rich, will die rich and never earn a dime of it other than spreading her legs her entire life
 
2013-08-30 02:47:05 PM

Rapmaster2000: animal900: Rapmaster2000: Can we stop with the matte black thing on expensive cars?  It only looked good on rat rods.  It looks stupid on your G-Wagon.  You look like a follower... which you are.

Yes, it doesn't look good on this Benz, but it does look good on other cars that are not rat rods.

Still hate it - especially on the Persian Trans Am at the bottom.


As soon as I clicked "Add Comment" I decided that I don't like the BMW either.  I maintain that it'shiat or miss.
 
2013-08-30 03:15:39 PM
Needs more Kylie pictures:

cdn03.cdn.justjared.com

/ hot
/ I know how much Fark loves Jaden.
 
2013-08-30 03:54:46 PM

natgab: Needs more Kylie pictures:

[cdn03.cdn.justjared.com image 817x1222]

/ hot
/ I know how much Fark loves Jaden.


Still trying to figure out his whole suprised mouth thing.

I'd say let her drive odds are she will end up killing her and some other family member , but then they might kill a bus full of orphans that jsut got kittys and puppies too.
 
2013-08-30 04:08:10 PM

groppet: natgab: Needs more Kylie pictures:

[cdn03.cdn.justjared.com image 817x1222]

/ hot
/ I know how much Fark loves Jaden.

Still trying to figure out his whole suprised mouth thing.

I'd say let her drive odds are she will end up killing her and some other family member , but then they might kill a bus full of orphans that jsut got kittys and puppies too.


---At least Jaden is not squinting here.
 
2013-08-30 04:50:06 PM
That's a Mercedes? Looks like a Suzuki Samari on bicycle wheels.
/all cars look alike nowadays.
 
2013-08-30 05:40:58 PM

groppet: natgab: Needs more Kylie pictures:

[cdn03.cdn.justjared.com image 817x1222]

/ hot
/ I know how much Fark loves Jaden.

Still trying to figure out his whole suprised mouth thing.

I'd say let her drive odds are she will end up killing her and some other family member , but then they might kill a bus full of orphans that jsut got kittys and puppies too.


He's waiting for Miley to cram her tongue into it.
 
2013-08-30 07:09:22 PM

MagSeven: groppet: natgab: Needs more Kylie pictures:

[cdn03.cdn.justjared.com image 817x1222]

/ hot
/ I know how much Fark loves Jaden.

Still trying to figure out his whole suprised mouth thing.

I'd say let her drive odds are she will end up killing her and some other family member , but then they might kill a bus full of orphans that jsut got kittys and puppies too.

He's waiting for Miley Robin Thicke to cram her tongue his Thicke-ness into it.

 
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