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(KITV Honolulu)   Hawaiian schoolgirls petition for permission to wear shorter skirts. And there's really nothing else to say about that   (kitv.com) divider line 116
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2013-08-30 07:52:18 AM
I approve, although I know the reason is bullshiat.  I don't think making the skirt shorter than mid-thigh is going to make you any cooler, temperature-wise. Then the school boys will want to wear short shorts, and nobody wants to see that.
 
2013-08-30 07:57:31 AM
Listening to those teenagers talk hurts my head. Did I come off that dumb at that age?

When I was in high school in the desert the school didn't care about how short the shorts were as long as the midriff was covered. In the more temperate bay area they were much more strict. I'd think an island community would be cool with short shorts.
 
2013-08-30 08:07:56 AM
"If your parents don't bring you any clothes, you're stuck there for the whole day, or for how ever long the day is," said Walker

That seems kind of arbitrary. I get caught, and I have to spend the whole day there, but my friend gets caught, and she only has to spend how ever long the day is there? Who gets to decide that? Shouldn't there be some guidelines in place? I'd expect guidelines from a public school.
 
2013-08-30 08:18:54 AM
Cheerleading uniforms violating school dress codes again?
 
2013-08-30 08:21:29 AM
going by the school rules seems they allow rather short skirts it seems these girls want to be like Miley
 
2013-08-30 08:21:50 AM
I have meetings for the next three hours, I will be sad if I don't have some pics to look at while pretending to check calendar for available project dates.

/pls don't let me down
 
2013-08-30 08:21:50 AM
With Ted Nugent's wife in trouble, maybe he'll make a trip down there again to get a fresh one.
 
2013-08-30 08:23:33 AM
Or.... or... petition to get some A/C set up at the school?
 
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2013-08-30 08:23:47 AM
Yeah middle finger length with arms to the side is a decent length and really doesn't sound uncomfortably long. That is going to get hiked up even more when sitting. That is still well above the knees, and dresses/skirts are quite breezy to begin with. Kids seem to be making a false argument for clothing that the wish to wear.
 
2013-08-30 08:24:38 AM
"If your parents don't bring you any clothes, you're stuck there for the whole day, or for how ever long the day is," said Walker.

The day *is* as long as the whole day you vacuous dolt. Pay attention to the teacher instead of how long your skirt is!
 
2013-08-30 08:25:05 AM
I can see subby has never been to Hawaii.

Either that, or subby meant to say "Schoolgirls in Hawaii".
 
2013-08-30 08:25:40 AM
This is the kind of "news" we end up with when we insist on treating teenagers as equals.
 
2013-08-30 08:26:29 AM
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2013-08-30 08:26:46 AM
Those poor boys.
 
2013-08-30 08:28:52 AM
"We're not saying that to get rid of the dress code completely, we just really think that we should be allowed to wear ... shorts that go to our thumbs instead of our middle fingers," said Walker.

 
Excuse me, Sir, but I think I'm supposed to take a seat on that bus over there.  Something about picturing Hawaiian High School girls in really short shorts...

/I promise not to do it again
//Well, not really...I'm allowed to daydream, and in my daydreams they age a couple of years
 
2013-08-30 08:28:52 AM
Damn teenagers these days with their rock and or roll music and their dancing and their skirts. I bet you can't even set your watch to the boys' buzz cuts.

You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
 
2013-08-30 08:29:13 AM

sulco: I have meetings for the next three hours, I will be sad if I don't have some pics to look at while pretending to check calendar for available project dates.

/pls don't let me down


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2013-08-30 08:35:07 AM
Mormons... in my Hawaii?  They just won't be happy until they destroy everything that is good about the United States.
 
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2013-08-30 08:37:56 AM

EvilEgg: I approve, although I know the reason is bullshiat.  I don't think making the skirt shorter than mid-thigh is going to make you any cooler, temperature-wise. Then the school boys will want to wear short shorts, and nobody wants to see that.


CSB: When I was in middle school back in the mid eighties my parents had questionable fashion sense when it came to my school clothes. They were called in to see the principal one evening because the shorts I was wearing were too short and my parents swear that the principal actually said he didn't want to take the chance on my "tallywhacker" peeking out. That, and the time they let us watch Sixteen Candles in class at the end of year and the teachers didn't know about the shower scene are pretty much all I remember from that school.
 
2013-08-30 08:40:29 AM
I'm going to need pictures of the schoolgirls current skirts, what they want to switch to, and then of them just wearing underwear.
 
2013-08-30 08:44:16 AM
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2013-08-30 08:45:29 AM

RatMaster999: sulco: I have meetings for the next three hours, I will be sad if I don't have some pics to look at while pretending to check calendar for available project dates.

/pls don't let me down



Yes, absolutely, my crew and I are available for that timeframe. *head nod and smile* In fact, I can pencil you in right now.
 
2013-08-30 08:50:16 AM

RatMaster999: sulco: I have meetings for the next three hours, I will be sad if I don't have some pics to look at while pretending to check calendar for available project dates.


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That startled me at first - I thought she was holding a vibrator before I looked closer and saw it was a knife.
 
2013-08-30 08:51:29 AM
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2013-08-30 08:52:30 AM

BAMFinator: bookmark.jpg


ditto
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2013-08-30 08:53:12 AM
Lost_in_Korea: "We're not saying that to get rid of the dress code completely, we just really think that we should be allowed to wear ... shorts that go to our thumbs instead of our middle fingers," said Walker.


Excuse me, Sir, but I think I'm supposed to take a seat on that bus over there. Something about picturing Hawaiian High School girls in really short shorts...


I'm glad I'm not the only one. For some strange reason after reading TFA I got a strong urge to hear the old John Prine song, Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian. Link

But then I went to high school with a bunch of female navy brats who had just come from being stationed in Hawaii. They greatly enjoyed wearing short shorts with halter tops. And I greatly enjoyed looking at them wearing them.
 
2013-08-30 08:55:32 AM
From TFA: "Our vice-principal, Mrs. Macadangdang"

As I get older, I just become more juvenile. This is my favorite part of TFA.
 
2013-08-30 08:56:31 AM

Satanic_Hamster: I'm going to need pictures of the schoolgirls current skirts, what they want to switch to, and then of them just wearing underwear.


why don't you just have a seat over there...
 
2013-08-30 09:02:38 AM
Back in my mid-80s high school days, we didn't have air conditioning in our high school either, and being in the Midwest, we would hit the 80s with high humidity for the last few weeks of May/June.

And ultimately, the boys were required to wear pants (no shorts). Girls could wear skirts, half-thigh high. Somehow we survived. Of course, every year when it got warm out, you had the eventual protest of some boys wearing skirts in the unfairness of the rules (day suspensions for that act of protest, unless you were on the football team for some reason).

So, yeah, I can't really see how raising the hem of your skirt higher than what they already allow is going to bring on this massive cooling effect. The only thing I can think of is that this is Hawaii, and maybe living in your bathing suit is a way of life kind of thing for high schoolers on the North Shore.
 
2013-08-30 09:03:32 AM

ElPresidente: That startled me at first - I thought she was holding a vibrator before I looked closer and saw it was a knife.


I don't want to know what you thought about the blood.
 
2013-08-30 09:08:00 AM
Mrs. Macadangdang,

MAC A DANG DANG LOL OMG WTF BBQ


The petition states girls at the school would like to wear yoga and workout pants,
shorts that go to our thumbs instead of our middle fingers," said Walker.



WHORE GO BACK TO WHORE ISLAND

No for serious yoga pants and miniskirts are for showing off your buttocks, they are slut clothes
 
2013-08-30 09:09:36 AM

generallyso: ElPresidente: That startled me at first - I thought she was holding a vibrator before I looked closer and saw it was a knife.

I don't want to know what you thought about the blood.


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2013-08-30 09:12:38 AM
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Maybe they'd get less overheated if they left the skirts alone, and shortened their tops?
 
2013-08-30 09:13:34 AM
Uh with my arms straight down if I wore something that came down as far as my thumb my ass would be hanging out.

School is suppose to prepare you for the real world. 95% of employers require skirts to be a bit longer than mid-thigh (few inches above the knee is considered professional, anything less is questionable). Get used to not wearing what you want to sometimes sweetie. The world doesn't cater to you.
 
2013-08-30 09:14:21 AM

vudukungfu: BAMFinator: bookmark.jpg

ditto
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Is that what a bookmark looks like?
 
2013-08-30 09:16:17 AM
Intermediate School

I jizzed
 
2013-08-30 09:16:23 AM
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2013-08-30 09:20:06 AM

Bmorrison: Satanic_Hamster: I'm going to need pictures of the schoolgirls current skirts, what they want to switch to, and then of them just wearing underwear.

why don't you just have a seat over there...


Look, just don't touch
 
2013-08-30 09:21:40 AM
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2013-08-30 09:22:35 AM
I just KNEW good things were in store when I read that headline.
 
2013-08-30 09:28:27 AM
And they wonder why boys are doing worse in school.
 
2013-08-30 09:30:25 AM
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2013-08-30 09:33:14 AM
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2013-08-30 09:35:29 AM
This thread has a lot of potential.
 
2013-08-30 09:36:36 AM
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2013-08-30 09:37:16 AM
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2013-08-30 09:37:32 AM
this thread makes my pants tight.
 
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