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2013-08-30 06:53:00 AM
I'm all for sexually liberated women, but that's more than a little skeevy.
 
2013-08-30 07:02:26 AM
He [her boyfriend] told the Polish language website he was "not thrilled" with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and "had to come to terms" with it.

I see a choice he seems to be overlooking.
 
2013-08-30 07:15:35 AM

Secret Agent X23: He [her boyfriend] told the Polish language website he was "not thrilled" with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and "had to come to terms" with it.

I see a choice he seems to be overlooking.


He come to terms with her...in the mean time about 279 other guys have since also.

Just let her go man she is gone.
 
2013-08-30 07:34:26 AM
Let's just hope it's all in the dark.

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2013-08-30 07:42:32 AM

Sybarite: Let's just hope it's all in the dark.

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Gah! She looked almost hitable from the still of the video.
 
2013-08-30 07:56:26 AM
That's 3.8 years of sex. I guess she didn't do the math.
 
2013-08-30 08:00:40 AM
anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill

I think that describes it perfectly
 
2013-08-30 08:01:42 AM
This woman is crazy. Have a goal of sleeping with as many people as you find attractive sure, but this is crazy.
 
2013-08-30 08:03:55 AM

dready zim: Have a goal of sleeping with as many people as you find attractive sure


You don't think there are 100,000 people in the world you'd find attractive?
 
2013-08-30 08:06:08 AM
 First, Lisewska's website isn't working properly except for the front page.

So I guess that means anal's out.
 
2013-08-30 08:06:23 AM
Also, how about no.
 
2013-08-30 08:06:45 AM
This sounds very responsible and it can't go wrong in any way.

/enjoy your AIDS everyone
 
2013-08-30 08:07:30 AM

The Muthaship: dready zim: Have a goal of sleeping with as many people as you find attractive sure

You don't think there are 100,000 people in the world you'd find attractive?


probably but to set an arbitrary number to sleep with is just crazy.
 
2013-08-30 08:08:43 AM
It'll stop being fun when the count's in the very low four digits. Maybe sooner.

To my mind the whole enterprise sounds pretty joyless, but then again i'm not that much of an attention whore.
 
2013-08-30 08:09:47 AM

dready zim: probably but to set an arbitrary number to sleep with is just crazy.


And random strangers from all over the world.  Sounds totally safe.

The boyfriend baffles me.  You just have to deal with it?  Dude, cut that skank loose!
 
2013-08-30 08:10:11 AM
Cartman's mom's name is Ania Lisewska?
 
2013-08-30 08:10:30 AM

lucksi: anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill

I think that describes it perfectly


There is also the term from the DSM-V, "cum dumpster."
 
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2013-08-30 08:10:30 AM
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I'm sorry, the Tests came back positive.
for what?
everything.
 
2013-08-30 08:11:54 AM

phaseolus: It'll stop being fun when the count's in the very low four digits. Maybe sooner.

To my mind the whole enterprise sounds pretty joyless, but then again i'm not that much of an attention whore.


It's an Eastern European thing.
This is the psyche of a scarred people embodied.
 
2013-08-30 08:14:06 AM
Just what this world needs.  Instead of Typhoid Mary we're going to get Herpes Hooker
 
2013-08-30 08:22:55 AM
She's going to end up looking like a Hot Pocket that exploded in the microwave.
 
2013-08-30 08:22:57 AM
Guys she thinks she'll get to see naked
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The guys she'll actually get to volunteer:
www.qotile.net
 
2013-08-30 08:27:41 AM
I'm sure this woman is perfectly healthy, with no underlying psychological issues whatsoever.

/Not to mention STDs.
 
2013-08-30 08:31:49 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: phaseolus: It'll stop being fun when the count's in the very low four digits. Maybe sooner.

To my mind the whole enterprise sounds pretty joyless, but then again i'm not that much of an attention whore.

It's an Eastern European thing.
This is the psyche of a scarred people embodied.


You know who else used 100,000 men to overrun the Polish bridgehead, driving the defenders to neutral Romania?
 
2013-08-30 08:43:22 AM
Twenty minutes, no way could I tie all the knots in that time never mind get into costume.
 
2013-08-30 08:45:13 AM
It's good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.

*rimshot*
 
2013-08-30 08:58:13 AM
Is this where the "don't stick you dick in crazy" advice comes in handy?
 
2013-08-30 08:59:42 AM

oh_please: It's good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.

*rimshot*


Damn you, that's what I came for. Uh, came here for.
 
2013-08-30 09:12:04 AM
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/ 30 comments to this, really?
// also, she looks gross
 
2013-08-30 09:13:18 AM
What would I use the other 18 and a half minutes for?
 
2013-08-30 09:15:16 AM
You know how statistically, condoms are like 98-99% effective at preventing pregnancy or STD transmission with *perfect* use? And you know how, statistically, like 2-4% of the population of western Europe has Chlamydia? I'll wait while you do the math...
 
2013-08-30 09:17:45 AM
Ding fries are done ding fries are done
 
2013-08-30 09:18:33 AM
What the hell am I supposed to do for the other 18 minutes, talk to her?
 
2013-08-30 09:19:09 AM

CujoQuarrel: What would I use the other 18 and a half minutes for?


*shakes tiny penis...er... fist*
 
2013-08-30 09:24:53 AM
Meh, I'd hit it.  At least you know you don't have to worry about her latching on to you.
 
2013-08-30 09:27:34 AM

Martian_Astronomer: You know how statistically, condoms are like 98-99% effective at preventing pregnancy or STD transmission with *perfect* use? And you know how, statistically, like 2-4% of the population of western Europe has Chlamydia? I'll wait while you do the math...


That is the fascinating thing. She's not guaranteed to beat the odds of condom failure, but she's sure putting her foot on the scale.
 
2013-08-30 09:31:11 AM
Somehow, the idea of "sloppy 937,653rds" doesn't appeal to me.

Can't imagine why.
 
2013-08-30 09:32:32 AM
Her parents must be so proud of their angel.

"Our daughter is in med school...and yours?"

"Our daughter is on a quest to have 100,000 dicks shoved into every hole she has.  We couldn't be prouder."
 
2013-08-30 09:45:44 AM

ristst: Her parents must be so proud of their angel.

"Our daughter is in med school...and yours?"

"Our daughter is on a quest to have 100,000 dicks shoved into every hole she has.  We couldn't be prouder."


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2013-08-30 09:53:36 AM
That brings new meaning to attention whore...
 
2013-08-30 09:58:38 AM
"I'm here for the gang bang".

"Take a number".
 
2013-08-30 09:59:11 AM

mjones73: That brings new meaning to attention whore...


Fixed
 
2013-08-30 10:14:35 AM
By the time you're the 99,999th guy, it must be like tossing a tic tac into the Grand Canyon.
 
2013-08-30 10:20:08 AM

SithLord: By the time you're the 99,999th guy, it must be like tossing a tic tac into the Grand Canyon.


Might as well fark a bowl of warm jello?
 
2013-08-30 11:09:03 AM

DORMAMU: SithLord: By the time you're the 99,999th guy, it must be like tossing a tic tac into the Grand Canyon.

Might as well fark a bowl of warm jello?


*thinks about it*

You know that sounds amazingly arousing...

// Off to the kitchen
 
2013-08-30 11:13:08 AM

CujoQuarrel: DORMAMU: SithLord: By the time you're the 99,999th guy, it must be like tossing a tic tac into the Grand Canyon.

Might as well fark a bowl of warm jello?

*thinks about it*

You know that sounds amazingly arousing...

// Off to the kitchen


Wouldn't warm jello just be kool-aid?
 
2013-08-30 11:38:20 AM

genepool lifeboat: CujoQuarrel: DORMAMU: SithLord: By the time you're the 99,999th guy, it must be like tossing a tic tac into the Grand Canyon.

Might as well fark a bowl of warm jello?

*thinks about it*

You know that sounds amazingly arousing...

// Off to the kitchen

Wouldn't warm jello just be kool-aid?


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2013-08-30 11:38:44 AM

DORMAMU: SithLord: By the time you're the 99,999th guy, it must be like tossing a tic tac into the Grand Canyon.

Might as well fark a bowl of warm jello?


If I'd known it was gonna be that kinda party...
 
2013-08-30 11:39:03 AM
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2013-08-30 11:47:15 AM

HighZoolander: genepool lifeboat: CujoQuarrel: DORMAMU: SithLord: By the time you're the 99,999th guy, it must be like tossing a tic tac into the Grand Canyon.

Might as well fark a bowl of warm jello?

*thinks about it*

You know that sounds amazingly arousing...

// Off to the kitchen

Wouldn't warm jello just be kool-aid?

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Off topic - I love the new Kool Aid commercials geared towards adults.  Where Kool Aid man is a CGI kool-aid pitcher as though he lives in the real world.
 
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