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(KPTV Portland)   "Modern police equipment was not necessary to handle the eight-legged perp"   ( divider line
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2013-08-30 01:56:46 AM  
2 votes:
"Modern police equipment was not necessary to handle the eight-legged perp"

But they tasered it until it burst into flames anyway, right?
2013-08-30 10:11:53 AM  
1 vote:
Um... never mind.

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2013-08-30 08:16:33 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe someone should have called the SWAT team, like the headline a few down suggested.
2013-08-30 08:11:19 AM  
1 vote:
Forest Grove police said it's not normal for them to respond to a call about an arachnid, but they decided to help the young lady out in this instance.

Then they maced and tazed her, shot her dog and hauled her off to jail.
2013-08-30 07:55:41 AM  
1 vote:
Look at it from the spider's perspective.  He is just sitting there watching some TV, chilling, snacking on some silverfish, when Five-O bursts in and WHAM.  I guess we all just can't get along.
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