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(KPTV Portland)   "Modern police equipment was not necessary to handle the eight-legged perp"   (kptv.com) divider line 23
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2013-08-30 01:08:55 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-08-30 01:56:46 AM
"Modern police equipment was not necessary to handle the eight-legged perp"

But they tasered it until it burst into flames anyway, right?
 
2013-08-30 07:47:50 AM
Spider thread!  Does anybody have the time?
 
2013-08-30 07:48:17 AM
Peat
 
2013-08-30 07:48:59 AM

bingethinker: "Modern police equipment was not necessary to handle the eight-legged perp"

But they tasered it until it burst into flames anyway, right?


Came to say this.

/repeat.
 
2013-08-30 07:51:57 AM
Nice URL:

http://www.kptv.com/story/23272861/police-respond-to-911-call-about- massive-freaking-spider
 
2013-08-30 07:55:41 AM
Look at it from the spider's perspective.  He is just sitting there watching some TV, chilling, snacking on some silverfish, when Five-O bursts in and WHAM.  I guess we all just can't get along.
 
2013-08-30 08:07:43 AM
Steve from the comments section is really worked up about the reporting in that story. Wow
 
2013-08-30 08:09:31 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Spider thread!  Does anybody have the time?


Who has the time for a spider thread?
 
2013-08-30 08:10:37 AM
The prior submitters swat team headline was far superior.
 
2013-08-30 08:10:42 AM
www.27bslash6.com
Does not approve
 
2013-08-30 08:11:19 AM
Forest Grove police said it's not normal for them to respond to a call about an arachnid, but they decided to help the young lady out in this instance.

Then they maced and tazed her, shot her dog and hauled her off to jail.
 
2013-08-30 08:16:04 AM
Wow Journalism.
kptv.images.worldnow.com
File image of a spider. This is not the "massive freaking creature" found in Forest Grove.

"I just kind of have a ridiculous question." I mean like you know.....


The officer disposed of the spider with an old-fashioned rolled up newspaper, police said.

"Forest Grove police said it's not normal for them to respond to a call about an arachnid, but they decided to help the young lady out in this instance.see what the hot teen was wearing."
 
2013-08-30 08:16:33 AM
Maybe someone should have called the SWAT team, like the headline a few down suggested.
 
2013-08-30 08:28:32 AM
Boris the spider
 
2013-08-30 08:46:39 AM
My 17 year old daughter knows exactly what to do in such a situation...scream...scream so loud that anyone within 4 blocks thinks there's a burglar, but is not sure which direction to go because they are half deaf and their ears are ringing.
 
2013-08-30 09:08:36 AM

TheGogmagog: God Is My Co-Pirate: Spider thread!  Does anybody have the time?

Who has the time for a spider thread?


This guy, of course.

i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-30 09:17:55 AM
Police brutality right here folks.
 
2013-08-30 09:26:30 AM
www.wearysloth.com
Use of unneccessary violence in apprehension of the spider has been approved.
 
2013-08-30 10:09:22 AM

beerrun


Use of unneccessary violence in apprehension of the spider has been approved.


I wonder if the actor knows that the line has made him kind of Internet-famous.
 
2013-08-30 10:11:53 AM
Um... never mind.

From IMDB:

Ralph Foody (1928-1999)
 
2013-08-30 01:32:51 PM
eight-legged perp

LOL
 
2013-08-30 04:33:00 PM
Is this the deja vu thread? I'm so confused.
 
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