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(Guardian)   I can never remember what order to drink things in - is it beer, wine, liquor, bleach, or liquor, beer, wine, bleach, or liquor, wine, beer, bleach?   (theguardian.com) divider line 35
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2013-08-30 08:11:12 AM
You probably want to slip a Georgia peach in there.
 
2013-08-30 09:29:20 AM
I'm pretty sure either way, getting high on cocaine and ecstasy isn't in there
 
2013-08-30 09:29:48 AM
Dominic Elliott, 23, was high on ecstasy and cocaine when he walked into a bathroom at the house in Bridlington, east Yorkshire, and apparently began drinking from a bottle of bleach filled with a 95% concentration of sulphuric acid.

So he was really hungry for a good curry? We've all been there.
 
2013-08-30 09:30:30 AM
You forgot the Spam.
 
2013-08-30 09:31:35 AM
So a couple of old queers that had a 23 old boy toy that they paid/fed with drugs and semen.

Yuck!
 
2013-08-30 09:32:23 AM
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net

Approves.

/"...  NO!"
//"you  DRINK the bleach!"
 
2013-08-30 09:33:10 AM
Bleach plus falling 10ft off a balcony=LET'S PARTY!
 
2013-08-30 09:34:13 AM
"Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water, and we're mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach." -Nathan Explosion
 
2013-08-30 09:34:53 AM

technofiend: Dominic Elliott, 23, was high on ecstasy and cocaine when he walked into a bathroom at the house in Bridlington, east Yorkshire, and apparently began drinking from a bottle of bleach filled with a 95% concentration of sulphuric acid.

So he was really hungry for a good curry? We've all been there.


Why would you put sulphuric acid in a bleach bottle without labelling it clearly?

Someone might get hurt.
 
2013-08-30 09:37:04 AM
Bleach actually makes a good
teeth whitener, just remember to gargle and not ingest
 
2013-08-30 09:38:13 AM
bmadore.squarespace.com
 
2013-08-30 09:38:13 AM
"Dominic had said these things before, but he's never acted anything out."

A 20-something boytoy with a substance abuse problem? If he says anything remotely grim/disturbing, get that boy out of your bed before he drinks bleach. Oops, too late.
 
2013-08-30 09:42:58 AM

Sybarite: You probably want to slip a Georgia peach in there.


Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned
 
2013-08-30 09:43:40 AM
I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll biatch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I am so bored!
I am so bored!
 
2013-08-30 09:51:12 AM
Heather #1 approves.
 
2013-08-30 09:52:17 AM
FTFA:  home-cum-studio

Really?  You used that?
 
2013-08-30 09:58:28 AM
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2013-08-30 10:11:19 AM

technofiend: Dominic Elliott, 23, was high on ecstasy and cocaine when he walked into a bathroom at the house in Bridlington, east Yorkshire, and apparently began drinking from a bottle of bleach filled with a 95% concentration of sulphuric acid.

So he was really hungry for a good curry? We've all been there.


opiumpoopy: Why would you put sulphuric acid in a bleach bottle without labelling it clearly?

Someone might get hurt.


IN WHAT WORLD IS SULFURIC ACID EVEN REMOTELY RELAED TO BLEACH???
 
2013-08-30 10:19:04 AM
markleeis.me

/WTF article of the day?
 
2013-08-30 10:23:49 AM
Trying to RTFA makes my brain want to drink bleach.

FFS you Brits invented the language, learn to journalize and write it sensibly!

pkrzycki: IN WHAT WORLD IS SULFURIC ACID EVEN REMOTELY RELAED TO BLEACH???

And a whole lotta THIS.

Where the fark do you get 95% pure H2SO4?
 
2013-08-30 11:02:26 AM

pkrzycki: IN WHAT WORLD IS SULFURIC ACID EVEN REMOTELY RELAED TO BLEACH???


Cat got your consonant?
 
2013-08-30 11:09:47 AM

Luminiferous Aether: Trying to RTFA makes my brain want to drink bleach.

FFS you Brits invented the language, learn to journalize and write it sensibly!

pkrzycki: IN WHAT WORLD IS SULFURIC ACID EVEN REMOTELY RELAED TO BLEACH???

And a whole lotta THIS.

Where the fark do you get 95% pure H2SO4?


I don't know where you get it, but I'll bet it would make your toilet bowl sparkle!!

//would also be handy for body disposal.
///Or to replace the capsaicin in your pepper spray for added effect.
////Just put it in an empty water bottle and store it in the fridge to keep it fresh
 
2013-08-30 11:25:20 AM

Marine1: [fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net image 624x352]

Approves.

/"...  NO!"
//"you  DRINK the bleach!"


Ahh, the Dethklokk-approved health remedy.  That's what came to my mind too.
 
2013-08-30 11:53:40 AM

Luminiferous Aether: here the fark do you get 95% pure H2SO4?


Someone asked his dealer to sell him the really, really, REALLY good acid.
 
2013-08-30 01:04:02 PM
bleach after liquor... makes you sicker?

red skies at morning, sailors take warning...
leaves of three, let it be...
 
2013-08-30 01:08:13 PM

Coconice: FTFA:  home-cum-studio

Really?  You used that?


seriously... this turn of phrase in this particular article needs to be highlighted...
 
2013-08-30 01:18:03 PM
Johnny was a chemist
But Johnny is no more
'cause what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
 
2013-08-30 01:35:57 PM
"David Hockney died after drinking bleach..."
"A post mortem later concluded he died from acute chemical peritonitis caused by the ingestion of sulphuric acid."


Did the same guy write this whole article?

"Dominic Elliott... began drinking from a bottle of bleach filled with a 95% concentration of sulphuric acid."

I hate to get overly technical, but if a bottle is filled with nearly pure sulphuric acid, it is not a bottle of bleach. If it is filled with milk, it is also not a bottle of bleach. If it is filled with a mixture of rocks and V8, it is still not a bottle of bleach. Since I am a Doctor of Bottle Studies, I can share with you laypersons that the scientific term that we use for a bottle that is filled with sulphuric acid is, in fact,  "a bottle of sulphuric acid".

(As a side note, a bottle that is filled with a mixture of bleach and sulphuric acid is known, colloquially, as "WTF moron, Hold your breath and run".)
 
2013-08-30 02:23:51 PM
I'm trying to understand how drinking sulfuric acid from a bleach bottle gets a drinking bleach headline. Can someone please enlighten me?
 
2013-08-30 02:34:37 PM

Luminiferous Aether: Where the fark do you get 95% pure H2SO4?


Liquid Power brand drain cleaner.
 
2013-08-30 02:52:32 PM
Sorry it was Instant Power not Liquid Power:  See:  http://hpd.nlm.nih.gov/cgi-bin/household/brands?tbl=brands&id=1901500 1

Anyway, I checked the MSDN on their website and it appears to have been reformulated to use lye like all the others so you'll need to source your H2SO4 elsewhere.
 
2013-08-30 03:06:07 PM
Looks like they've edited TFA; it says drain cleaner, not bleach.

Although "house-cum-studio" should have been changed as well for clarity, to "house/cum-studio."
 
2013-08-30 07:42:42 PM

Sofa King Smart: Coconice: FTFA:  home-cum-studio

Really?  You used that?

seriously... this turn of phrase in this particular article needs to be highlighted...


I was about to point this out. It can't be coincidental.
 
2013-08-30 07:48:10 PM
Elliott's mother, Karen Kent, described how her son had been affected by his father's death when he was a boy. She said in a statement that he was also affected throughout his life by the death of his twin sister, who was stillborn.

The only way he would have ever been affected is if you hung it over his head his entire life, you dumb bint...
 
2013-08-30 10:45:35 PM

TheWhoppah: Sorry it was Instant Power not Liquid Power:  See:  http://hpd.nlm.nih.gov/cgi-bin/household/brands?tbl=brands&id=1901500 1

Anyway, I checked the MSDN on their website and it appears to have been reformulated to use lye like all the others so you'll need to source your H2SO4 elsewhere.


I'm reminded of an old commercial.  Man says, "Won't it hurt my pipes?"  Room-shaking voice from off screen answers, "WOULD DRANO LET YOU HURT YOUR PIPES?"

Drain cleaner seems like a poor application of sulfuric acid, as it seems likely to corrode metal pipes.
 
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