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(KSAT San Antonio)   Ford's bacon-wrapped Fiesta sizzles   (ksat.com) divider line 35
    More: Cool, Ford Fiesta, International Bacon Day, bacon  
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6163 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Aug 2013 at 4:09 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-30 04:17:59 AM  
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2013-08-30 04:24:43 AM  
Boy, do I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
 
2013-08-30 04:26:39 AM  
And just think, Dearborn, Michigan has the highest population of Muslims in the country.

I'm going to guess the manager who thought up this idiocy wasn't a Muslim.
 
2013-08-30 04:29:49 AM  
Well, I guess that's officially the new universal Ford grill. It would nice if they had the balls to give each different car they produce a different look, so the cheap turds like the Fiesta don't make cars like the Fusion look bad.
 
2013-08-30 04:38:44 AM  
 
2013-08-30 04:49:19 AM  
$3350 + install. Jesus.
 
2013-08-30 04:50:06 AM  
I love bacon, but that looks like a food delivery vehicle. I see lots of stick on pizza signs in Ford's future.
 
2013-08-30 04:53:50 AM  
Mmmmm.  Bacon wrapped bacon dipped in ranch.

Ow, my heart!

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2013-08-30 05:09:51 AM  

jtown: Mmmmm.   Bacon wrapped bacon dipped in ranch.

Ow, my heart!

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You had me at bacon.
 
2013-08-30 05:59:19 AM  
i thought it was a ford festiva. i used to own one. not proud. slightly ashamed.
 
2013-08-30 06:11:33 AM  
I mother news, Ford is desperate to sell their sub compact to ANYONE, dear Lord, someone buy this car.
 
2013-08-30 06:17:22 AM  

mike_d85: I mother news, Ford is desperate to sell their sub compact to ANYONE, dear Lord, someone buy this car.


that consumer market dried up when they all had their homes foreclosed on because the banks should have never given them loans which they couldn't qualify for in the first place.  now they're all driving used neons and the odd 72 caddy.
 
2013-08-30 06:44:21 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i thought it was a ford festiva. i used to own one. not proud. slightly ashamed.


A friend of mine used to drive one, back around 95. He was 6'9, no kidding. It was funny to watch - he had a smaller steering wheel put in so he could fit his legs.
 
2013-08-30 06:54:43 AM  
Nice to see KSAT getting some more web traffic. They have the best weather guy around.
 
2013-08-30 06:59:12 AM  
Oh FFS. Stop with the bacon already.

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2013-08-30 06:59:47 AM  

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damn biatch, that made me hungry...
 
2013-08-30 07:57:09 AM  

JackalRabbit: mike_d85: I mother news, Ford is desperate to sell their sub compact to ANYONE, dear Lord, someone buy this car.

that consumer market dried up when they all had their homes foreclosed on because the banks should have never given them loans which they couldn't qualify for in the first place.  now they're all driving used neons and the odd 72 caddy.


The 1972 Coupe DeVille was automotive artwork, wrapped around an 8.2L V8 that, with minor tweaking and replacement with stock 1970 emissions parts (and crank, or decking to increase compression)would put down 400hp and 550ft/lbs torque. This was bolted to a stock TH400 transmission, which to this day is still sought after for homegrown drag cars. I would rock one of those ANY day!

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2013-08-30 07:58:10 AM  
I realized on my way to work, the people who would want a bacon wrapped car, probably can't fit into a Fiesta.

/passed a fiesta
//surprisingly roomie inside, if you know what I mean
 
2013-08-30 08:03:24 AM  
I'll just leave this right here.

www.bbqaddicts.com

Make one.  You'll thank me for it.
 
2013-08-30 08:04:28 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: And just think, Dearborn, Michigan has the highest population of Muslims in the country.

I'm going to guess the manager who thought up this idiocy wasn't a Muslim.


Ah, but they're built anywhere BUT Dearborn, so all's cool.
 
2013-08-30 08:05:43 AM  
Looks like a bacon wrapped avocado.

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2013-08-30 08:08:05 AM  
 International Bacon Day on Aug. 31.

Why was I not informed of this?
Why don't I OWN this?
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2013-08-30 08:22:04 AM  
I had the pleasure of sitting in a fully loaded one recently at a carshow sponsored by Ford. It was surprisingly roomier than I thought. But it was $18200! Wth.
 
2013-08-30 08:26:41 AM  
The Ford Fiesta and Focus with the Automatic transmission that you can shift has a flaw. It's one of those stealth recall things.  Be aware.

/I had to fight to get mine fixed.
 
2013-08-30 09:07:58 AM  
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The chili-mac'n'cheese baconrito. It's heart-clogging, artery-hardening goodness!
 
2013-08-30 09:08:36 AM  

abhorrent1: Oh FFS. Stop with the bacon already.

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Yeah, can we move on to the next cool food now, kids? How about guacamole? Everyone seems to be all about that this week because of Breaking Bad? Or maybe Rice Krispie Treats? Specialty, artisinal RK Treats, ones with vegan marshmallow?
 
2013-08-30 09:33:51 AM  
Cool tag?  The Fiesta was never cool!
 
Skr
2013-08-30 09:36:17 AM  
To really make this car work, it needs to run on bacon grease. And smell like bacon when putting around.
 
2013-08-30 09:37:43 AM  
I ate one of those. Left me gassy.
 
2013-08-30 10:21:45 AM  

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2013-08-30 12:37:51 PM  
mmm...Bacon.
 
2013-08-30 03:53:23 PM  
Is it green?
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/yes, it is.
 
2013-08-31 02:20:57 AM  
Prices start at $78, plus the cost of installation.

/in-stall-a-shun
 
TKM
2013-08-31 02:44:53 AM  
It looks like Kermit's finger.
 
2013-08-31 03:03:27 AM  

TKM: It looks like Kermit's finger.


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