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(KLTV Tyler)   Not news: Man's rent check bounced. Yikes: Police find him on his couch, sitting in his own filth. Ouch: He was covered in ants   (kltv.com) divider line 73
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2013-08-30 12:00:20 AM
Good way to get out of responsibilities, there. Just cover yourself with bugs before the cops show up.
 
2013-08-30 12:18:48 AM
Lights down, you up and die
 
2013-08-30 12:54:27 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-30 12:55:31 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-30 12:58:56 AM
I would probably walk in and say "Ah hell no" and walk out.
 
2013-08-30 12:59:30 AM
Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)
 
2013-08-30 01:00:16 AM
You think those folks whose benefits you voted away will still take really great care of you?

/Bless your heart.
 
2013-08-30 01:00:56 AM

Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.

 
2013-08-30 01:04:24 AM
At least it wasn't someone else's filth, that would have been way worse
 
2013-08-30 01:06:16 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: At least it wasn't someone else's filth, that would have been way worse


You can't exactly dust for shiat.
 
2013-08-30 01:12:28 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: At least it wasn't someone else's filth, that would have been way worse


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-30 01:15:00 AM
Too be fair, there was a Ren and Stimpy marathon on the tv.
 
2013-08-30 01:18:47 AM
media.avclub.com
 
2013-08-30 01:19:16 AM

farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.



Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.
 
2013-08-30 01:34:32 AM

SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.


So it's okay for a dog, but not for a human being?

Why shouldn't EVERYONE be allowed to volunteer for a dignified, quiet death? Oh, right, because Jesus.

/Jesus probably wished He could've been euthanized
 
2013-08-30 01:35:27 AM

Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)


But robots eat old peoples' medicine for food. And you can't fight them. Because robots are strong.
 
2013-08-30 01:36:39 AM

WordyGrrl: You think those folks whose benefits you voted away will still take really great care of you?

/Bless your heart.


mypetjawa.mu.nu
 
2013-08-30 01:40:52 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i.qkme.me image 479x390]


Came for Sterling, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-30 01:45:33 AM

SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.


Why? I'm not suffering.
 
2013-08-30 01:49:43 AM
Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).
 
2013-08-30 01:52:37 AM

farkingismybusiness: SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.

Why? I'm not suffering.


I think Sith Lord might be confused about what euthanasia is.
 
2013-08-30 01:53:23 AM

phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).


Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.
 
2013-08-30 01:58:35 AM

Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.


If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.
 
2013-08-30 02:01:29 AM

phrawgh: Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.

If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.


Oh, Poe's Law it is, then... carry on.
 
2013-08-30 02:05:21 AM

phrawgh: Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.

If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.


Unsure if trolling, or really a sociopath.
 
2013-08-30 02:06:09 AM
that's no way to go through life, (old) man.
/dude
 
2013-08-30 02:12:30 AM
Why is anyone surprised by this? It's just biology--

wtf, the dude is still alive? :O
 
2013-08-30 02:15:28 AM

Lachwen: phrawgh: Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.

If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.

Unsure if trolling, or really a sociopath.


i just assumed trolling
 
2013-08-30 02:36:10 AM

farkingismybusiness: SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.

Why? I'm not suffering.


We are, though, by your presence among us.
 
2013-08-30 02:41:13 AM
30 comments in and nobody has asked what his fark handle is yet? Well, I guess it's up to me.

What is his Fark handle?

/Just got off the couch myself yesterday
//First time in a year
///The job market is farking terrible!
 
2013-08-30 02:43:14 AM

Gyrfalcon: farkingismybusiness: SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.

Why? I'm not suffering.

We are, though, by your presence among us.


cdn.alltheragefaces.com
 
2013-08-30 02:50:23 AM

johnny_vegas: Lachwen: phrawgh: Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.

If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.

Unsure if trolling, or really a sociopath.

i just assumed trolling


He usually just trolls religion threads, iirc. Props to him for diversifying.
 
2013-08-30 02:51:55 AM

Cargo: SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.

So it's okay for a dog, but not for a human being?

Why shouldn't EVERYONE be allowed to volunteer for a dignified, quiet death? Oh, right, because Jesus.

/Jesus probably wished He could've been euthanized


Dogs don't get to make their own medical decisions. Competent humans do have that right.
Humans have the right to refuse medical treatment, in whole or part.
You can even say yes to pain management and no to food and fluids. Won't take long.
In any case, you can't be prosecuted for successful self-euthanasia.
 
2013-08-30 03:05:09 AM
That could be you in a few decades.

Don't depend on the kids nor the grand-kids. Everyone these days seems to have the 'right' to do their own thing when the folks get old, ignoring the fact that the majority of parents sacrificed heavily to make sure their kids grew up OK. Quite a few have grudges for things they didn't understand in the past and they'll hold them against the old folks.

Assisted living? Great, if you can afford it and if you can move about in some form. Reach the point where you can't get out of bed unassisted and you'll be dumped in a nursing home -- at close to twice the price and three times as depressing.

When I was growing up, the family and relatives took care of the old folks. In many cases, a son or daughter would drop by daily and check on them, fix them a meal or two and make sure they were OK. Sometimes a sibling would stay with them for a week or a month, to be replaced by another sibling.

Adult children often took them into their homes. Quite often, siblings would take them for a few months at a time and help each other out. Few would dump them in a nursing home, to be forgotten and left at the hands of usually an uncaring staff.

If you were lucky, one of your kids would build a small cottage on their property, move you in and check on you daily. Today, with our technology, such a house could be wired for audio and video cheaply and you could check on the folks from your own home. Plus, the folks would be surrounded by their own stuff, which they treasured and were familiar with. They'd feel a sense of independence also. A mobile home would do -- unless you live in Florida, where it's against the law to have anyone living in a mobile home on your property unless you have it on 5 acres of land. (At roughly $100,000 an acre.)

I take care of my 85 year old, disabled mother. I moved back into my childhood home with her. It's a 24/7 job. I do everything since she can't walk. I have a nursing assistant who comes in three times a week for 4 hours a day.
I don't get much help from my other siblings nor from my nieces, who are now adults. When I biatch, I get told to poke her in a nursing home, but she's terrified of them and if I did, I figure she'd be dead within a few months.

At least here, in her own home, she has all her stuff, her pets, the memories of building the house with my late Dad and everything is familiar. Two of my siblings are quite well off, but contribute little. The third is doing well but after I moved in, has chosen to decrease his participation.

I handle my Mom's medications, make her meals, change her diapers, handle her doctor's appointments and give her insulin injections. She mainly sits and watches TV, but her little dog amuses her, I have a scooter for her and now and then she'll want to go shopping, so I take her.

Getting her in and out of the car is hard. She's dead weight because her legs don't work. She forgets a lot. Sometimes, she has spells of age related dementia.
My one sibling travels the US with his wife in a $64,000 motor home, returning to their $110,000 house in SC. He calls her and sends her pictures and post cards of all the fun stuff they're doing.

When she needs money for house repairs, suddenly he decides she should sell the place.

My one niece, who dearly loved to be around 'Grandma' when she was young, is now in her 20's, is in college and doesn't call or write and, sometimes, when she's in town, she's too busy to drop by. That bothers my Mom. We see her on holidays mainly.

My sister wants nothing to do with my Mom, due to old grudges during a dark time in the past, when my Dad died and my Mom was in menopause with my infant brother. She cracked up. They didn't have all of the treatments for menopause back then like they do today. My sister was a teen -- and naturally, somewhat high strung. I answered a lot of calls back then to get things under control.

So, remember, you too can wind up sitting in a pile of shiat, in an empty house, with professional care tenders who don't even bother getting you further assistance when they quit. You might not think right. You're no longer anywhere as strong as you used to be 25 years back. The current society probably is a bit confusing and scary to you. Cell phones and iPads seem like something out of Star Trek. TV informs you that everyone is out to get you. You get to see documentaries about the horrors which go on in some nursing homes and find out all about how independent nursing care people rip their patients off.

Who do you trust? Who will care about you? You put your life on the line for your kids decades ago but they're not willing to do anything even remotely the same for you. They have their own lives to live. Society says they have a RIGHT to their own lives and no responsibility towards you.

Think about it.
 
2013-08-30 03:39:14 AM

Cargo: SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.

So it's okay for a dog, but not for a human being?

Why shouldn't EVERYONE be allowed to volunteer for a dignified, quiet death? Oh, right, because Jesus.

/Jesus probably wished He could've been euthanized


Jesus loves Youth In Asia
 
2013-08-30 03:39:26 AM

Lachwen: phrawgh: Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.

If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.

Unsure if trolling, or really a sociopath.


Sociopaths blend in perfectly for the most part. A real one wouldn't be this stupid.
 
2013-08-30 03:42:14 AM

Slam1263: Too be fair, there was a Ren and Stimpy marathon on the tv.


Wut? Why wasn't I told about this?
 
2013-08-30 03:52:50 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i.qkme.me image 479x390]


BuckTurgidson: [media.avclub.com image 627x352]


Came for these, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-30 04:09:05 AM

fusillade762: johnny_vegas: Lachwen: phrawgh: Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.

If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.

Unsure if trolling, or really a sociopath.

i just assumed trolling

He usually just trolls religion threads, iirc. Props to him for diversifying.


I tend to give religion threads a wide berth, so I'm not familiar with his antics.  But I do know a few real-life conservatives who say stuff like that in complete seriousness.  Hence my initial uncertainty.
 
2013-08-30 04:48:28 AM
I'm wondering why the so called care givers have not been brought up on charges.
 
2013-08-30 04:59:37 AM
Rik01: I would give everything I have to get one or both of my parents back. Without a moment's hesitation.

Can I come visit you and your mom?
 
2013-08-30 05:00:19 AM

Slam1263: Too be fair, there was a Ren and Stimpy marathon on the tv.


Yes! Ren & Stimpy reference.....Didn't see that one coming.

It's log....It's log.....by Blammo!
 
2013-08-30 05:01:22 AM
Poor Woodhouse
 
2013-08-30 05:02:55 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: farkingismybusiness: SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.

Why? I'm not suffering.

I think Sith Lord might be confused about what euthanasia is.


www.aces.edu?
 
2013-08-30 05:03:22 AM

Cargo: SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.

So it's okay for a dog, but not for a human being?

Why shouldn't EVERYONE be allowed to volunteer for a dignified, quiet death? Oh, right, because Jesus.

/Jesus probably wished He could've been euthanized


Well, I'm sorry.......but according to Futurama, you will have to wait until the year 3000 for them to have suicide booths on street corners. Only then will it be socially acceptable.
 
2013-08-30 05:04:18 AM

phrawgh: Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.

If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.


welcome to the very exclusive sociopath list.
 
2013-08-30 05:06:13 AM

insertsnarkyusername: Lachwen: phrawgh: Weatherkiss: phrawgh: Don't worry. The Obama;s will pay his rent (worth your money).

Yeah because that's what's on my mind. Where his rent money is coming from and not his physical health. You republican sociopaths are all the same.

If you could get Obama's glass dick out of your mouth for a few moments, you might realize not everyone deserves healthcare. You libtards want to extend the life of everyone, even non-productive people. We can't survive that way. Obamascare is going to break mus and be the end of our country.

Unsure if trolling, or really a sociopath.

Sociopaths blend in perfectly for the most part. A real one wouldn't be this stupid.


not all sociopaths are serial killers, but all serial killers are sociopaths.
 
2013-08-30 05:10:53 AM

Jayberrysparklesalot: Cargo: SithLord: farkingismybusiness: Makh: Another argument for home robot nurses.  (It's ok, when my grandkids inherit the robot uprising, I'll be dead by then!)euthanasia.


Please, do the world a favor and volunteer yourself for euthanasia.

So it's okay for a dog, but not for a human being?

Why shouldn't EVERYONE be allowed to volunteer for a dignified, quiet death? Oh, right, because Jesus.

/Jesus probably wished He could've been euthanized

Well, I'm sorry.......but according to Futurama, you will have to wait until the year 3000 for them to have suicide booths on street corners. Only then will it be socially acceptable.


Um....wait, I'm not sure if that is the same thing as euthanasia......someone else has to do the killing maybe?

/ never mind.......I need to get some sleep. I've been on this computer for a little too long!
 
2013-08-30 06:10:59 AM

Rik01: Think about it.


they chose to have a child/children.  i/we had no choice in the matter, nor did we choose to have parents.  their life choices don't dictate our life choices. their morals and teaching would dictate differently.  my parents/parent will have support and care until I no longer feel safe in giving it. then professional health care providers will be hired (home health most likely) until/unless placement in a home becomes necessary. however, i will not, repeat not sacrifice my life, happiness, security, or luxuries for them when it makes no difference since their quality of life is already shiat. why make mine shiat too? i don't see my grandparents living in their home.....no, i see my grandparents dying in assisted living facilities and/or nursing homes. as for my fate. have no kids, and no desire to spawn any. i did my service for this country so when i become a burden on it, they can put me in the veteran's hopsital or whatever and i can die as i should, a burden who earned the right to be taken care of, not one that begs it just because i once thought it was a great idea to create little ego booster replicas of myself so i could bore workmates at holiday parties with pictures of their ugly little faces.
 
2013-08-30 06:40:38 AM
So what's his Fark login?
 
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