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(Time)   Rapper Juicy J offers a $50,000 college scholarship for twerking. Because clearly, college-bound students are the right target audience for this   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 66
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2013-08-29 11:47:03 PM
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/Thanks, Miley.
 
2013-08-30 01:29:03 AM
Dildon't.
 
2013-08-30 01:32:50 AM
How else are they going to find a sugar daddy to pay their expenses?
 
2013-08-30 01:34:04 AM
All kidding aside, more people with college educations just dilutes the value of a college degree. It's a nice gesture, and it will certainly help the girl who gets the scholarship, but it just deepens the difficulty of those without college degrees to maintain a livable wage.
 
2013-08-30 01:34:39 AM
Wait, what? Are you saying that chicks who can get into college can't shake their asses whil-

Ooooohhhh, wait, I get it. submitter's a racist.
 
2013-08-30 01:37:39 AM
academically-minded twerkers

They're like unicorns.
 
2013-08-30 01:39:25 AM
I love Three Six Mafia. Put out some of the best rap over the past decade.
 
2013-08-30 01:43:18 AM
A lot of women already pay their way through college by twerking.
 
2013-08-30 01:43:27 AM
Rapper Juicy J is paying $50K to get several hundred soft porn videos.
 
2013-08-30 01:54:20 AM

farkingismybusiness: I love Three Six Mafia. Put out some of the best rap over the past decade.


While I don't like the fact that they won the Oscar (No, I can't remember who they were up against, just that there were better songs.), I loved having watched them when they did. That was quite entertaining.
 
2013-08-30 01:55:03 AM
If I had that kind of money I would offer up a bow job scholarship to a woman.  Of course, the woman would have to prove she deserved it with an audition.
 
2013-08-30 01:55:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: All kidding aside, more people with college educations just dilutes the value of a college degree. It's a nice gesture, and it will certainly help the girl who gets the scholarship, but it just deepens the difficulty of those without college degrees to maintain a livable wage.


A thousand college degrees in bullshiat doesn't devalue my degree in a hard science.
 
2013-08-30 02:00:08 AM

foo monkey: AverageAmericanGuy: All kidding aside, more people with college educations just dilutes the value of a college degree. It's a nice gesture, and it will certainly help the girl who gets the scholarship, but it just deepens the difficulty of those without college degrees to maintain a livable wage.

A thousand college degrees in bullshiat doesn't devalue my degree in a hard science.


Your not the people he's talking about. Its about places requiring a degree for a $10 hour receptionist job.
 
2013-08-30 02:01:16 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-30 02:01:53 AM
Welcome to Obama's college fund plan for your daughters.
 
2013-08-30 02:04:21 AM

Fart_Machine:


So offensive on so many levels, yet it still comes in under the image size limit? That's impressive. Bravo.
 
2013-08-30 02:06:38 AM
Well, you know, equality and access and the ability to rise to your potential regardless of race or sex.  Important stuff.
 
2013-08-30 02:08:53 AM

PizzaJedi81: farkingismybusiness: I love Three Six Mafia. Put out some of the best rap over the past decade.

While I don't like the fact that they won the Oscar (No, I can't remember who they were up against, just that there were better songs.), I loved having watched them when they did. That was quite entertaining.


Yeah. Their MTV show Hollyhood was pretty funny from what I remember. Although it is a bit hazy.
 
2013-08-30 02:09:18 AM

goatleggedfellow: A lot of women already pay their way through college by twerking.


Done.
 
2013-08-30 02:11:07 AM

foo monkey: AverageAmericanGuy: All kidding aside, more people with college educations just dilutes the value of a college degree. It's a nice gesture, and it will certainly help the girl who gets the scholarship, but it just deepens the difficulty of those without college degrees to maintain a livable wage.

A thousand college degrees in bullshiat doesn't devalue my degree in a hard science.


I'm sorry you found science so hard. Not everyone has the aptitude for it.
 
2013-08-30 02:14:14 AM

PizzaJedi81: farkingismybusiness: I love Three Six Mafia. Put out some of the best rap over the past idecade.

While I don't like the fact that they won the Oscar (No, I can't remember who they were up against, just that there were better songs.), I loved having watched them when they did. That was quite entertaining.


If I remember correctly DJ Paul got so farked up he left his Oscar in a hotel public bathroom.

/I stay fly
 
2013-08-30 02:14:18 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: foo monkey: AverageAmericanGuy: All kidding aside, more people with college educations just dilutes the value of a college degree. It's a nice gesture, and it will certainly help the girl who gets the scholarship, but it just deepens the difficulty of those without college degrees to maintain a livable wage.

A thousand college degrees in bullshiat doesn't devalue my degree in a hard science.

I'm sorry you found science so hard. Not everyone has the aptitude for it.


Holy shiat it's too late for me to be giggling
 
2013-08-30 02:27:37 AM
Way to be racist, subby.  All ethnicity and cultures should be represented in college.

/What?
 
2013-08-30 02:29:04 AM

fusillade762: academically-minded twerkers

They're like unicorns.


To be fair, that sounds like something you'd only bother with if you either had (a) nothing worthwhile going on in your life or (b) are tremendously farking bored on frequent full stops between projects.

So I'd expect the three categories of people that bother with this shiat to be:

Column A: Idiots, people still living with their parents, jobless drug addicts, hobos
Column B: Soldiers, Undergrad students
Little of both: Grad students, painfully white people that schedule their weekly 'fun' day like a play-date or some shiat and have plans fall through.

//In the odd position of having a useful undergrad degree but a useless grad degree now that the US has basically decided not to fund research at all.
 
2013-08-30 02:41:46 AM
I must be getting old. WTF is twerking?
 
2013-08-30 03:01:12 AM

Jim_Callahan: fusillade762: academically-minded twerkers

They're like unicorns.

To be fair, that sounds like something you'd only bother with if you either had (a) nothing worthwhile going on in your life or (b) are tremendously farking bored on frequent full stops between projects.

So I'd expect the three categories of people that bother with this shiat to be:

Column A: Idiots, people still living with their parents, jobless drug addicts, hobos
Column B: Soldiers, Undergrad students
Little of both: Grad students, painfully white people that schedule their weekly 'fun' day like a play-date or some shiat and have plans fall through.

//In the odd position of having a useful undergrad degree but a useless grad degree now that the US has basically decided not to fund research at all.


DAfark?
 
2013-08-30 03:08:34 AM

doosh: I must be getting old. WTF is twerking?


Same here. I believe it has something to do with an electrical cord, possibly B+D.

I just researched it then.
 
2013-08-30 03:09:52 AM

Big Ramifications: doosh: I must be getting old. WTF is twerking?

Same here. I believe it has something to do with an electrical cord, possibly B+D.

I just researched it then.


The link would help: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=113_1364727665
 
2013-08-30 03:12:26 AM
 
2013-08-30 03:12:44 AM

Big Ramifications: Big Ramifications: doosh: I must be getting old. WTF is twerking?

Same here. I believe it has something to do with an electrical cord, possibly B+D.

I just researched it then.

The link would help: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=113_1364727665


On the one hand, I'm pretty sure I've just witnessed a crime. On the other, I can't say I fault his reasons.
 
2013-08-30 03:21:57 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Big Ramifications: Big Ramifications: doosh: I must be getting old. WTF is twerking?

Same here. I believe it has something to do with an electrical cord, possibly B+D.

I just researched it then.

The link would help: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=113_1364727665

On the one hand, I'm pretty sure I've just witnessed a crime. On the other, I can't say I fault his reasons.


Check the "TOP" readers' comments on the Daily Fail. They all agree with you.
 
2013-08-30 03:30:14 AM
How is this different from little 'blonde' Suzie throwing on the nipple tassels and grinding on a pole?
 
2013-08-30 04:06:58 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: Rapper Juicy J is paying $50K to get several hundred soft porn videos.


This.......I was thinking the exact same thing.
 
2013-08-30 04:12:36 AM

PizzaJedi81: farkingismybusiness: I love Three Six Mafia. Put out some of the best rap over the past decade.

While I don't like the fact that they won the Oscar (No, I can't remember who they were up against, just that there were better songs.), I loved having watched them when they did. That was quite entertaining.


Uh, "Oscar"? Wut?

What movie did they win it for? Cause that is how an Oscar is won.

/ Me thinks you meant to say a Grammy or MTV Moonman or whatever......
 
2013-08-30 04:17:58 AM

doosh: I must be getting old. WTF is twerking?


Well, it has something to do with dancing / moving one's booty to rap / dance music. Very classy stuff.

/ Ironic bold type needed for last statement here.....so I just used bold type.
 
2013-08-30 04:19:51 AM
Used to be called "popping ass" if I remember correctly and you... needed an ass to pop to pull this off.
 
2013-08-30 04:53:09 AM
Since I have no idea who this frigging idiot is, I googled him. He won an Academy Award in 2005 for Best Original Song for "It's Hard out Here for a Pimp", a song from the gangster glorifying suck fest, Hustle & Flow.

It's hard to find a picture of this jackass where he's not wearing one of those stupid grills. For a time he affected a pointy headed look, making him look like a black Zippy the Pin Head. It suits him.

www.vibe.com
 
2013-08-30 05:01:27 AM

Jayberrysparklesalot: PizzaJedi81: farkingismybusiness: I love Three Six Mafia. Put out some of the best rap over the past decade.

While I don't like the fact that they won the Oscar (No, I can't remember who they were up against, just that there were better songs.), I loved having watched them when they did. That was quite entertaining.

Uh, "Oscar"? Wut?

What movie did they win it for? Cause that is how an Oscar is won.

/ Me thinks you meant to say a Grammy or MTV Moonman or whatever......


They give Oscars for music used in movies. They won for "Hard out there for a pimp" the year that Crash won everything despite being a moralistic, disjointed piece of shiat.
 
2013-08-30 05:38:07 AM
But porn tells me they're all in college.
 
2013-08-30 05:47:25 AM

Jayberrysparklesalot: Lenny_da_Hog: Rapper Juicy J is paying $50K to get several hundred soft porn videos.

This.......I was thinking the exact same thing.


But does the cable get fixed?
 
2013-08-30 06:17:20 AM
To be fair, women who are good at tweaking through practice probably need a LOT of help academically.
 
2013-08-30 06:42:56 AM
I love the general sentiment in here that only dumb woman twerk. Trust me, any of you in here that has a wife or girlfriend under the age of 45 should know that your little honey boo has more than likely popped that ass or twerk many times during her life. Whenever they go on their "girls night out"  after a few drinks your little missy is out there on the dance floor trying to drop it like it's hot. If they went to college or were in their early to mid 20's during the 90's to early 2000's, they were in those bars shakin it like a salt shaker in the booty contest. It didn't matter if they were white, black, Latino, Asian, fat, skinny, ghetto, white trash or Rhodes Scholar, as long as they thought they had an ass somebody wanted to see, they are out there backin that ass up at the drop of a hat.
 
2013-08-30 07:05:59 AM

ongbok: I love the general sentiment in here that only dumb woman twerk. Trust me, any of you in here that has a wife or girlfriend under the age of 45 should know that your little honey boo has more than likely popped that ass or twerk many times during her life. Whenever they go on their "girls night out"  after a few drinks your little missy is out there on the dance floor trying to drop it like it's hot. If they went to college or were in their early to mid 20's during the 90's to early 2000's, they were in those bars shakin it like a salt shaker in the booty contest. It didn't matter if they were white, black, Latino, Asian, fat, skinny, ghetto, white trash or Rhodes Scholar, as long as they thought they had an ass somebody wanted to see, they are out there backin that ass up at the drop of a hat.


I can assure you, my gf of 42 has never twerked.

/she has ass
 
2013-08-30 07:12:23 AM
TFA includes a link to video of Miley Cyrus twerking at one of his gigs. Bonus.
 
2013-08-30 07:33:24 AM
I learned last week that "twerking for Jesus is a thing"
 
2013-08-30 08:29:44 AM

Mock26: If I had that kind of money I would offer up a bow job scholarship to a woman.  Of course, the woman would have to prove she deserved it with an audition.


What is a "Bow Job"?  Something done by a wascally wabbit?
 
2013-08-30 08:42:11 AM

chaosweaver: How is this different from little 'blonde' Suzie throwing on the nipple tassels and grinding on a pole?


That's cute...you actually believe all of the strippers who say its for college. Keep that fantasy alive.
 
2013-08-30 08:43:11 AM
"To advance and further the science of twerking."

Think of the future yo son.
 
2013-08-30 08:46:36 AM
Juicy J's Twerk-off Jerk-off Write-off?
 
2013-08-30 09:06:56 AM
I love the general sentiment in here that only dumb woman twerk.


Because it's dead on accurate?
 
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