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(Daily Mail)   I know health and safety is not a high priority in China, but come on, this is just...mean   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 64
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2013-08-29 08:33:42 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
terrible, would not slide again.
 
2013-08-29 08:44:08 PM
its simple eugenics
 
2013-08-29 09:15:03 PM
If your teenagers are willing to slide out into a several meter drop over concrete, maybe you should sit down and have a talk with them about the birds and the bees and why they can fly but your ass will auger in like a brick.
 
2013-08-29 11:56:22 PM
All right, what is this demented misanthrope's Fark handle?
 
2013-08-30 12:52:48 AM
That explains the cement bullseye on the ground.  Someone's getting a new kidney.  Hint:  It won't be the kid.
 
2013-08-30 01:03:35 AM
You'll change your tune once it snows.
 
2013-08-30 01:05:34 AM
I've always known I was a horrible person. But my uncontrollable laughter at seeing that just really proves it.
 
2013-08-30 01:05:34 AM
It's China's answer for the youth in Asia.
 
2013-08-30 01:05:48 AM
APPROVES
theblogofcars.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-30 01:06:25 AM
I think some lawyer would call that an attractive nuisance.
 
2013-08-30 01:06:56 AM
Technically, it's two slides.
 
2013-08-30 01:10:15 AM
If we pull this off, we'll feast like kings.
 
2013-08-30 01:11:55 AM

Apos: All right, what is this demented misanthrope's Fark handle?


perhaps it was a benevolent misanthrope?
 
2013-08-30 01:12:55 AM

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x442]
terrible, would not slide again.


What happened to him? Did he cross the streams?
 
2013-08-30 01:14:23 AM

Makh: It's China's answer for the youth in Asia.


It's the playground for the local girl's school.
 
2013-08-30 01:16:30 AM
At least it's less painful than that metal slide that burned the shiat out of me as a kid.
 
2013-08-30 01:25:05 AM
Those are kung fu slides.

The children will just descend slowly as if held by wires slowly to the ground.

www.deep-focus.com
 
2013-08-30 01:30:45 AM

farkingismybusiness: At least it's less painful than that metal slide that burned the shiat out of me as a kid.


They should have made the slide out of that nice reflective aluminum, and then have it drop 40 feet to solid concrete.

Our playground was always crowded in the summer, with all of us standing in lines to play on some of the equipment.

... except the slide. We all knew just how painful that was, and noone went down it. It was so barren you'd see a tumbleweed roll by on it while all the other playground equipment had 10-20 kids standing in line to play.
 
2013-08-30 01:32:52 AM
I don't see why the are worried as it is on top of the factory and I doubt the kids are given enough time off to play.

As they say:

If you got time to slide, you got time to .... I dunno, got nothing that rhymes with slide and denotes factory work.

If you go play, you get no pay?
 
2013-08-30 01:33:16 AM
On today's episode of "Jackass: China," Steveo-San rides the slide, let's watch.
 
2013-08-30 01:34:05 AM

farkingismybusiness: some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x442]
terrible, would not slide again.

What happened to him? Did he cross the streams?


Story link
 
2013-08-30 01:35:20 AM

wingnut396: If you got time to slide, you got time to


die.
 
2013-08-30 01:37:30 AM
The slide has horrified locals in eastern China who are concerned that kids might reach the roof where it is located.

Yes.  Thanks to that slide, kids who decide to scale this 3-story building will be at risk of injury.
 
2013-08-30 01:39:01 AM
WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*SPLAT*
 
2013-08-30 01:42:19 AM

UsikFark: farkingismybusiness: some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x442]
terrible, would not slide again.

What happened to him? Did he cross the streams?

Story link


beetsalad.files.wordpress.com
They warned him.
 
2013-08-30 01:42:49 AM
Relax everyone. It's just a slide to give the babies a second chance, unlike in SPAARTA!
 
2013-08-30 01:47:10 AM
It is the new Darwin playground set.
 
2013-08-30 01:59:36 AM
I know someone who will use it.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-30 02:03:54 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: I know someone who will use it.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 402x373]


Mmmmm. Pressed ham.
 
2013-08-30 02:08:10 AM
Action Park...China-Style!
 
2013-08-30 02:13:50 AM

mr lawson: Action Park...China-Style!


Jersey like typing detected.
 
2013-08-30 02:32:45 AM
Factory managers say the slide [on the roof of the factory] is meant to advertise the company's wares, and is not intended to be used by anyone.
However, following the local outcry, they have agreed to take the object away.
'We can understand people's fears so we will be removing the slide,' a spokesman said.


So... whats the issue again?
 
2013-08-30 02:35:23 AM
That's what I call pretty cheap population control.

But yeah if the company is gonna take it down it's pretty much a nonstory.
 
2013-08-30 02:45:27 AM

Alonjar: Factory managers say the slide [on the roof of the factory] is meant to advertise the company's wares, and is not intended to be used by anyone.
However, following the local outcry, they have agreed to take the object away.
'We can understand people's fears so we will be removing the slide,' a spokesman said.

So... whats the issue again?


Wouldn't it be funny if the company's wares were children's' coffins?
 
2013-08-30 02:48:28 AM
Girls only, right?
 
2013-08-30 02:48:55 AM

DeadMouseTails: I've always known I was a horrible person. But my uncontrollable laughter at seeing that just really proves it.


I lol'd too.
 
2013-08-30 02:50:34 AM
It's the CRUEL SLIDE.
 
2013-08-30 02:54:51 AM

ReverendJimBobHammer: It's the CRUEL SLIDE.


Is that like the Cruel Shoes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feTrJSWnqdk
 
2013-08-30 03:22:24 AM

lokisbong: ReverendJimBobHammer: It's the CRUEL SLIDE.

Is that like the Cruel Shoes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feTrJSWnqdk


That's exactly what I was thinking.
 
2013-08-30 03:28:08 AM

Xcott: The slide has horrified locals in eastern China who are concerned that kids might reach the roof where it is located.

Yes.  Thanks to that slide, kids who decide to scale this 3-story building will be at risk of injury.


I can't help but think that the world would be better off without any kid stupid enough to climb the building to use the slide.

I also appreciate the iron of a country where two separate truck drivers run over a 2 year old toddler because "meh, it's too much work to drive around her and I have a schedule to keep" would get all "won't someone think of the children" over this.
 
2013-08-30 03:48:32 AM
I had to check it twice.  I realized that I actually expect this sort of idiocy from people in the United States, so I had to confirm it wasn't us.
Whatever is wrong with us, it appears to be spreading.
 
2013-08-30 04:21:12 AM
Y U NO POST cHEESE GRATER SLIDE PHOTO!?

Seriously Fark, you're slipping.
 
2013-08-30 04:23:30 AM
#YOLO
 
2013-08-30 04:56:24 AM

bojon: I think some lawyer would call that an attractive nuisance.


I think many lawyers would call it an attractive nuisance. I also think they'd be wrong. No kid is going to look at that slide and think they should try it. I do think some idiot teenagers would try it, but I think they deserve what they get.
 
2013-08-30 05:24:47 AM
"Bosses say it is an advertising tool and is not supposed to be used"

The article should have ended right there, nothing more needed to be said.
 
2013-08-30 05:49:50 AM

Mr. Ekshun: Girls only, right?


that would keep the surface slick.
 
2013-08-30 05:50:44 AM
I thought it was the knitting factory fire escape.
 
2013-08-30 05:54:36 AM
Was that a Foxconn factory? It would make the suicides slightly more enjoyable.
 
2013-08-30 07:13:32 AM
i got rather distracted by the slideshow of miley cyrus with her mouth open.  She's eighteen now right?
 
2013-08-30 07:35:13 AM
"GIRLS ONLY"
 
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