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2013-08-29 06:23:33 PM
he made a poopy.
 
2013-08-29 06:23:58 PM
Hollywood star?
check

Multiple previous wives/unmarried long term partners?
check

Surprised?
Hell, no.
 
2013-08-29 06:24:27 PM
That image makes me giggle, for some reason.

/still kinda sucky
//why, Clint, why?
 
2013-08-29 06:24:39 PM
She got tired of having to clean up the dust every time Clint ejaculated.
 
2013-08-29 06:26:20 PM
Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-08-29 06:30:43 PM
She must have figured that sucking on those wrinkly balls for another 10 years wasn't worth a few million.
 
2013-08-29 06:33:47 PM

Atomic Spunk: She got tired of having to clean up the dust every time Clint ejaculated.


Snert.

/well, it couldn't have been that often...
 
2013-08-29 06:41:21 PM
They had to get married, the child is of age, its over.
 
2013-08-29 06:45:31 PM

Clash City Farker: They had to get married, the child is of age, its over.


The kid came 9 months later, which means they either conceived right after the marriage or a week or so before.  Doesn't exactly smack of "had to."
 
2013-08-29 06:58:40 PM
It's so damn obvious...

Clint Eastwood is now banging Michael Douglas, being Matt Damon to Douglas's Liberace.
 
2013-08-29 07:00:00 PM

pestluvr: Clash City Farker: They had to get married, the child is of age, its over.

The kid came 9 months later, which means they either conceived right after the marriage or a week or so before.  Doesn't exactly smack of "had to."


Nevermind that pregnancy is 40 weeks on average or ten months.
 
2013-08-29 07:17:50 PM
Why is this sad?
 
2013-08-29 07:20:17 PM

gadian: pestluvr: Clash City Farker: They had to get married, the child is of age, its over.

The kid came 9 months later, which means they either conceived right after the marriage or a week or so before.  Doesn't exactly smack of "had to."

Nevermind that pregnancy is 40 weeks on average or ten months.


Sigh. 40/52*12 =9.2

Your math sucks. Is this why you are a Space Nutter?
 
2013-08-29 07:25:08 PM
heidigosen.com
 
2013-08-29 07:25:15 PM

Atomic Spunk: She got tired of having to clean up the dust every time Clint ejaculated.


This is what I'm going to think of now every time someone makes one of those asinine "this room sure is dusty" headlines/comments.
 
2013-08-29 07:28:45 PM
My grandpa is 83.  He probably wouldn't know what to do with a big titty Latin cougar either.

He might talk to an empty chair, though...
 
2013-08-29 07:35:33 PM
Why does he look like the old woman from Titanic if she was a burn victim?
 
2013-08-29 07:36:52 PM
They're all assholes. Clint's one son is nice enough, but the rest of them... pure asshole.
 
2013-08-29 07:59:32 PM
what sucks is that an 83 year old man still has a better chance of getting a better rebound than most of us here
 
2013-08-29 08:14:15 PM

Cagey B: Atomic Spunk: She got tired of having to clean up the dust every time Clint ejaculated.

This is what I'm going to think of now every time someone makes one of those asinine "this room sure is dusty" headlines/comments.


It sure is Clint ejaculation in here...

/almost works
 
2013-08-29 08:15:56 PM

Head_Shot: Cagey B: Atomic Spunk: She got tired of having to clean up the dust every time Clint ejaculated.

This is what I'm going to think of now every time someone makes one of those asinine "this room sure is dusty" headlines/comments.

It sure is Clint ejaculation in here...

/almost works


Wait...I got this...

"It sure is clintspermy in here"

/better
 
2013-08-29 08:20:39 PM
In the pre-nup, Mrs Eastwood gets half ownership of Hell.

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2013-08-29 08:22:17 PM
must mean he's in good health.  trophy wives don't leave old rich guys getting ready to kick it.
 
2013-08-29 08:23:37 PM
The 83-year-old Hollywood legend and Dina Eastwood, his wife of 17 years ...

Seventeen years old. That ain't right.
 
2013-08-29 08:37:30 PM
Guy gets to wind down his remaining years in peace and quiet. I'm sure to him, it's worth losing a few million.
 
2013-08-29 08:45:07 PM

jaytkay: The 83-year-old Hollywood legend and Dina Eastwood, his wife of 17 years ...

Seventeen years old. That ain't right.


Legal in most states.
 
2013-08-29 08:50:57 PM
They'll have a period of separation where she can screw some young buck, then "get back together again" just before ol' Eastie croaks.
 
2013-08-29 08:52:17 PM
I'll just leave THIS here...
 
2013-08-29 08:59:02 PM
sand in his lockes?
 
2013-08-29 09:16:00 PM

That guy on the bike: what sucks is that an 83 year old man with very deep pockets still has a better chance of getting a better rebound than most of us here


I can't help but wonder why a guy who once held conversation with furniture would have a chance at a rebound in the first place, much less a better rebound than any of us Farkers could get.
 
2013-08-29 09:25:14 PM
blogs.20minutos.es
Thanks for all your comments
but I just figured out, I don't care.
I don't have to
I'm Clint friggin-Eastwood

 
2013-08-29 10:07:58 PM
at guy on the bike: what sucks is that an 83 year old man with very deep pockets still has a better chance of getting a better rebound than most of us here
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He's had kids to like 4 or 5 different women.

He's not exactly a family values kinda guy.

/Hell of a director though.
//I want some more Eastwood movies!
 
2013-08-29 10:12:45 PM
Why is everyone assuming she left him? Just because most of you have never had a girlfriend and would cling to one for dear life if you ever did, doesn't mean all men are like that.
 
2013-08-29 10:19:33 PM
www.poynter.org
"Where's my Dinner? Have you seen my pills?"
 
2013-08-29 10:35:57 PM

jake3988: at guy on the bike: what sucks is that an 83 year old man with very deep pockets still has a better chance of getting a better rebound than most of us here
===========================================

He's had kids to like 4 or 5 different women.

He's not exactly a family values kinda guy.

/Hell of a director though.
//I want some more Eastwood movies!


Actually he has 7 kids by 5 different women and while I love him as an actor and director he can take his conservative family values and shove them up his 83 year old ass.

48 and 83 years of age in a marriage? Yeah, that was bound to be forever.

Dumbass.
 
2013-08-29 10:47:13 PM
The funny/sad thing is that he just finished building a house for her that's the size of a small, exclusive luxury hotel.
 
2013-08-29 10:48:31 PM

ReapTheChaos: Why is everyone assuming she left him? Just because most of you have never had a girlfriend and would cling to one for dear life if you ever did, doesn't mean all men are like that.


You left out "basement dweller".
 
2013-08-30 01:50:57 AM

Dwight_Yeast: The funny/sad thing is that he just finished building a house for her that's the size of a small, exclusive luxury hotel.


Buddy of mine did the garage floor.
 
2013-08-30 01:53:50 AM

Dwight_Yeast: The funny/sad thing is that he just finished building a house for her that's the size of a small, exclusive luxury hotel.


And the house is rediculous and kinda pushing into bumfark territory.
 
2013-08-30 05:44:48 AM

Dwight_Yeast: The funny/sad thing is that he just finished building a house for her that's the size of a small, exclusive luxury hotel.


bigspace.celerity.co.uk
Sympathizes.
 
2013-08-30 06:39:20 AM

peachpicker: I'll just leave THIS here...


Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-08-30 08:03:13 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: peachpicker: I'll just leave THIS here...

Christ, what an asshole.


He's the original Rat Boy.
 
2013-08-30 08:22:54 AM

Dragonflew: Why is this sad?




His whole shtick was being a beacon of masculinity. This appears to be the final nail in the coffin chair of that idea.
 
2013-08-30 08:44:24 AM

shamalamadingdong: My grandpa is 83.  He probably wouldn't know what to do with a big titty Latin cougar either.

He might talk to an empty chair, though...


He's probably forgotten more of what to do with/to them than you'll ever know.
 
2013-08-30 12:01:09 PM

GungFu: It's so damn obvious...

Clint Eastwood is now banging Michael Douglas, being Matt Damon to Douglas's Liberace.


This is an image no one needed to have described.
 
2013-08-30 02:11:14 PM
Would she reconcile with ol' Squint?

Perhaps...for a few dollars more...

/veal: try it.
 
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