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(Daily Mail)   Wheelchair-bound teen calls police over non-emergency. Police send in the SWAT team   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 8
    More: Amusing, muscular dystrophy, brown recluse spider, SWAT team, KPTV  
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2013-08-29 07:39:12 PM
3 votes:

"She also says that she didn't call 911 - instead she called the police non-emergency number for advice on what to do. "


0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.

Again, that non emergency number is: 0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.

/Had a bit of a tumble running from a brown recluse.

2013-08-29 09:54:13 PM
2 votes:

Obscene_CNN: Over 15 comments and I'm still waiting for the "I'd hit it" joke about the girl.   Farkers are slacking


What joke? She's hot and a broomstick in the spokes means I'll have her forever.
2013-08-29 07:50:27 PM
2 votes:

LtDarkstar: Subby obviously didn't read the article, there is nothing in there about a SWAT team and the article itself was kinda dull. Sad that Subby had to resort to LYING to get a green on this carp.


Indeed, dark stars are the densest objects in the universe.
2013-08-29 07:42:14 PM
2 votes:

LtDarkstar: Subby obviously didn't read the article, there is nothing in there about a SWAT team and the article itself was kinda dull. Sad that Subby had to resort to LYING to get a green on this carp.


SWAT, that's the JOKE....SWATTED the Spider....

/facepalm
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2013-08-29 07:40:33 PM
2 votes:

LtDarkstar: Subby obviously didn't read the article, there is nothing in there about a SWAT team and the article itself was kinda dull. Sad that Subby had to resort to LYING to get a green on this carp.


I'm honestly not sure if you just didn't get the joke or if you are trolling.  So...  good job?
2013-08-29 08:02:22 PM
1 votes:

LtDarkstar: Subby obviously didn't read the article, there is nothing in there about a SWAT team and the article itself was kinda dull. Sad that Subby had to resort to LYING to get a green on this carp.


arch.413chan.net
/full disclosure: It took me reading the article twice to get it.
2013-08-29 07:59:29 PM
1 votes:

Obscene_CNN: Over 15 comments and I'm still waiting for the "I'd hit it" joke about the girl.   Farkers are slacking


I'd hit it with a rolled-up newspaper.
2013-08-29 07:35:09 PM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Brown recluse spiders don't typically grown larger than three quarters of an inch in diameter.

Don't typically grown?  Are you sure about that?


I think news sources should be fined if they get caught using spell check as an editor.
 
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