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(Daily Mail)   Wheelchair-bound teen calls police over non-emergency. Police send in the SWAT team   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 11
    More: Amusing, muscular dystrophy, brown recluse spider, SWAT team, KPTV  
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2013-08-29 07:40:33 PM
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LtDarkstar: Subby obviously didn't read the article, there is nothing in there about a SWAT team and the article itself was kinda dull. Sad that Subby had to resort to LYING to get a green on this carp.


I'm honestly not sure if you just didn't get the joke or if you are trolling.  So...  good job?
2013-08-29 07:28:07 PM
3 votes:
I listened to the call and was surprised that the police came even though she never revealed that she was in a wheelchair. She was really sweet and apologetic and just really wanted some advice. Good for the police.
2013-08-29 10:41:43 PM
2 votes:

wantingout: Brown recluse don't even live in Oregon. It was probably a hobo spider. A rag from the UK would have no concept of this. Must be a slow news day.


WHO CARES IT WAS A F*CKING EVIL SPIDER KILL IT WITH FIRE.
2013-08-29 07:35:35 PM
2 votes:

catmandu: I listened to the call and was surprised that the police came even though she never revealed that she was in a wheelchair. She was really sweet and apologetic and just really wanted some advice. Good for the police.


Yea, I'm glad. That's how it SHOULD work and it's nice that she lives in a town where they were happy to help her.
2013-08-29 09:04:18 PM
1 votes:
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2013-08-29 08:02:22 PM
1 votes:

LtDarkstar: Subby obviously didn't read the article, there is nothing in there about a SWAT team and the article itself was kinda dull. Sad that Subby had to resort to LYING to get a green on this carp.


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/full disclosure: It took me reading the article twice to get it.
2013-08-29 07:51:14 PM
1 votes:
The spider had it coming with all those working legs and walking all over the place and all.
2013-08-29 07:42:14 PM
1 votes:

LtDarkstar: Subby obviously didn't read the article, there is nothing in there about a SWAT team and the article itself was kinda dull. Sad that Subby had to resort to LYING to get a green on this carp.


SWAT, that's the JOKE....SWATTED the Spider....

/facepalm
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2013-08-29 07:40:52 PM
1 votes:

LtDarkstar: Subby obviously didn't read the article, there is nothing in there about a SWAT team and the article itself was kinda dull. Sad that Subby had to resort to LYING to get a green on this carp.


The submitter was using a little word play. In this case the "SWAT" team was the officer with the rolled up newspaper that swatted the spider.
2013-08-29 07:39:12 PM
1 votes:

"She also says that she didn't call 911 - instead she called the police non-emergency number for advice on what to do. "


0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.

Again, that non emergency number is: 0118 999 881 999 119 725

3.

/Had a bit of a tumble running from a brown recluse.

2013-08-29 07:37:44 PM
1 votes:
Brown recluse don't even live in Oregon. It was probably a hobo spider. A rag from the UK would have no concept of this. Must be a slow news day.
 
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