Fjornir: I thought it was claimed for Jesus in 1995 by McVeigh
Weaver95: Ia! Ia!Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.
Metal: Now that is an outstanding prank.
Nabb1: Fjornir: I thought it was claimed for Jesus in 1995 by McVeighI think he described himself as an atheist.
Cheops: That's nothing.Literally.All of reality is a dream spun by the blind idiot daemon sultan. Look it up Study it out.
Lionel Mandrake: Metal: Now that is an outstanding prank.Right...prank/hey, does anyone else hear discordant flutes playing??
Cagey B: Oklahoma? That's Hastur country.
HairBolus: surely there are some TeaTards there who can be convinced that Azathoth is the god behind the Aztlan Reconquista, and it is starting in Oklahoma.[212x190 from http://chromatism.net/current/images/aztlan.jpg image 212x190](brown people are safe from having their souls drunk)
Marine1: I was under the impression that everything between Kansas City and Denver in the continental US had been claimed by Satan in 1975.
Fano: Somebody played the Song of Time?
Funbags: It was probably Shub-Niggurath. Again.
Bermuda59: "This is not something you just drive by and throw out the window," restaurant owner Lesley Rawlinson told The New York Daily News. "Someone had to come and set it down here."Really?
Parthenogenetic: Funbags: It was probably Shub-Niggurath. Again.Suuure. It's *always* the fault of Shub-Niggurath.Please.
Funbags: Parthenogenetic: Funbags: It was probably Shub-Niggurath. Again.Suuure. It's *always* the fault of Shub-Niggurath.Please.Oh, delightful. Another Outer God LIEBERAL white-knighting irresponsible reproduction. I'm sure you won't mind your taxes being raised to to pay for her "thousand young" welfare check, right?
mgshamster: FTA: The three-foot-high monument to the fictional deity Azathoth is rough to the touch.Fictional?! Heathens.
Cerebral Knievel: FTA:But this monument wasn't approved by the arts association. It has actually been placed about 20 feet away from the poles.I like how they have their arts district cordoned off. No ART beyond these poles!!!
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