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(New York Daily News)   Huge concrete block mysteriously appears in Oklahoma City that says since 2012 OKC belongs to Azathoth. That is impossible of course as Subby claimed OKC for Cthulhu back in 1999   (nydailynews.com) divider line 75
    More: Obvious, Oklahoma City, concrete block, OKC, Azathoth, KFOR, Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft  
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2013-08-29 06:07:49 PM
Ia! Ia!

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.
 
2013-08-29 06:11:49 PM
I thought it was claimed for Jesus in 1995 by McVeigh
 
2013-08-29 06:36:32 PM

Fjornir: I thought it was claimed for Jesus in 1995 by McVeigh


I think he described himself as an atheist.
 
2013-08-29 06:43:19 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
and over strange eons, even death may want to stop in at the Paseo Grill for a quick snack.


Someone get me the number of their ad agency.  I've got a winner here!
 
2013-08-29 06:43:22 PM

Weaver95: Ia! Ia!

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.


All I can say is that it's about damn time!

Now get out of my way, I'm going to be eaten first!
 
2013-08-29 06:52:12 PM
i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-29 06:52:52 PM
Now that is an outstanding prank.
 
2013-08-29 06:54:55 PM
surely there are some TeaTards there who can be convinced that Azathoth is the god behind the Aztlan Reconquista, and it is starting in Oklahoma.

chromatism.net

(brown people are safe from having their souls drunk)
 
2013-08-29 07:01:40 PM
FTA: The three-foot-high monument to the fictional deity Azathoth is rough to the touch.

Fictional?!  Heathens.
 
2013-08-29 07:02:16 PM
Oklahoma? That's Hastur country.
 
2013-08-29 07:05:05 PM
So, will Azaroth settle for sacrifices of meth users?
 
2013-08-29 07:05:26 PM
That's nothing.

Literally.

All of reality is a dream spun by the blind idiot daemon sultan.  Look it up.
 
2013-08-29 07:06:05 PM
"This is not something you just drive by and throw out the window," restaurant owner Lesley Rawlinson told The New York Daily News. "Someone had to come and set it down here."

Really?
 
2013-08-29 07:07:55 PM

Metal: Now that is an outstanding prank.


Right...prank

/hey, does anyone else hear discordant flutes playing??
 
2013-08-29 07:08:29 PM
Yig forever!
 
2013-08-29 07:09:24 PM

Nabb1: Fjornir: I thought it was claimed for Jesus in 1995 by McVeigh

I think he described himself as an atheist.


Not when he did the bombing. He was still a Catholic.
 
2013-08-29 07:09:26 PM
Meh...Azothoth is a poor man's MĀNA-YOOD-SUSHAI, anyway.
 
2013-08-29 07:09:30 PM

Cheops: That's nothing.

Literally.

All of reality is a dream spun by the blind idiot daemon sultan.  Look it up Study it out.


FTFY
 
2013-08-29 07:23:08 PM
Leo's is great to eat at.
 
2013-08-29 07:27:42 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
how the hell has this not been posted yet?
 
2013-08-29 07:29:15 PM
CREER PIPI = Eric Piper
 
2013-08-29 07:30:36 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Metal: Now that is an outstanding prank.
Right...prank
/hey, does anyone else hear discordant flutes playing??

I hear the flutes...always...

Cagey B: Oklahoma? That's Hastur country.

I would think that it would be Yig and Cthulhu, maybe Tsathoggua based upon the Mound.  But shepherds and Hastur, makes sense.
 
2013-08-29 07:36:04 PM
I was under the impression that everything between Kansas City and Denver in the continental US had been claimed by Satan in 1975.
 
2013-08-29 07:36:47 PM
Stealth advertising.

Video game or movie is my guess.

/concrete is just lazy. If it was carved from stone it would atleast be interesting.
 
2013-08-29 07:36:57 PM

HairBolus: surely there are some TeaTards there who can be convinced that Azathoth is the god behind the Aztlan Reconquista, and it is starting in Oklahoma.

[212x190 from http://chromatism.net/current/images/aztlan.jpg image 212x190]

(brown people are safe from having their souls drunk)


Your map is seriously off; you should ask for a refund. Everyone knows that Aztlan only pushes up into California just a bit north of San Diego, the rest of the territory up to Redding is California Free State. Nevada, Utah and part of Arizona are in the Ute Nation. Colorado, New Mexico, and the rest of Arizona make up the Pueblo Corporate Council. And Texas failed at being an independent nation yet again and joined the CAS.
 
2013-08-29 07:38:03 PM
No one tell the Christians Lovecraft just changed the name Astaroth a little to come up with Azathoth.
 
2013-08-29 07:39:49 PM
Somebody played the Song of Time?
 
2013-08-29 07:44:51 PM

Metal: Now that is an outstanding prank.



Either that or some great viral marketing
 
2013-08-29 07:47:36 PM
Google shows an artist in OKC with the name Eric Piper, which is an anagram of Creer Pipi.  I'll bet he's behind this stunt.
 
2013-08-29 07:48:06 PM

Marine1: I was under the impression that everything between Kansas City and Denver in the continental US had been claimed by Satan in 1975.


They tried, but Satan didn't want it.
 
2013-08-29 07:53:43 PM

Those sailors should have never approached mammoth doors leading down to something immense. What were they thinking? Like seeing a gazelle carcass in the wilderness and thinking, "Gee, I should go find out what massacred this animal."


Same with the blind giants penguins at the Pole. Run away, you fools!

 
2013-08-29 07:54:35 PM
Only madmen would worship the Nuclear Chaos
 
2013-08-29 07:56:31 PM

Fano: Somebody played the Song of Time?


You shouldn't have done that.

/wrong game, I know
 
2013-08-29 08:00:24 PM
lolthulhu.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-29 08:01:37 PM
Ok. That's pretty much awesome.
 
2013-08-29 08:14:11 PM
It was probably Shub-Niggurath. Again.
 
2013-08-29 08:15:30 PM
I lived in Oklahoma ( including Oklahoma City) and he can have it, i assure you nothing of value will be lost except perhaps the thunder.
 
2013-08-29 08:24:08 PM

Funbags: It was probably Shub-Niggurath. Again.


Suuure.  It's *always* the fault of Shub-Niggurath.

Please.
 
2013-08-29 08:25:37 PM
Shoot, I should have written that as "Shub-Attractive and Successful Great Old Oneath"
 
2013-08-29 08:27:39 PM
"monument to the fictional deity "

Bigots
 
2013-08-29 08:41:58 PM
Where was Wayne Coyne the night it appeared?
 
2013-08-29 08:48:29 PM
fark Azathoth.

I'm claiming this land for Slaanesh.
 
2013-08-29 08:51:08 PM
FTA: 
But this monument wasn't approved by the arts association. It has actually been placed about 20 feet away from the poles.

I like how they have their arts district cordoned off. No ART beyond these poles!!!
 
2013-08-29 08:52:21 PM

Bermuda59: "This is not something you just drive by and throw out the window," restaurant owner Lesley Rawlinson told The New York Daily News. "Someone had to come and set it down here."

Really?


Someone... or SomeTHING!
 
2013-08-29 08:53:40 PM
So THAT'S how the Paseo district spent its $2.2 million of stimulus money right before the deadline.

Tax money well spent, I'd say.
 
2013-08-29 08:56:30 PM

Parthenogenetic: Funbags: It was probably Shub-Niggurath. Again.

Suuure.  It's *always* the fault of Shub-Niggurath.

Please.


Oh, delightful. Another Outer God LIEBERAL white-knighting irresponsible reproduction. I'm sure you won't mind your taxes being raised to to pay for her "thousand young" welfare check, right?
 
2013-08-29 09:05:15 PM

Funbags: Parthenogenetic: Funbags: It was probably Shub-Niggurath. Again.

Suuure.  It's *always* the fault of Shub-Niggurath.

Please.

Oh, delightful. Another Outer God LIEBERAL white-knighting irresponsible reproduction. I'm sure you won't mind your taxes being raised to to pay for her "thousand young" welfare check, right?


Yo!  Why it gotta be a Black Goat??
 
2013-08-29 09:26:48 PM

mgshamster: FTA: The three-foot-high monument to the fictional deity Azathoth is rough to the touch.

Fictional?!  Heathens.


As opposed to other deities?
 
2013-08-29 09:41:26 PM
I would have thought that Gary, Indiana would be the location of the portal to madness and unending horror.
 
2013-08-29 09:41:47 PM

Cerebral Knievel: FTA:
But this monument wasn't approved by the arts association. It has actually been placed about 20 feet away from the poles.

I like how they have their arts district cordoned off. No ART beyond these poles!!!


Bet they measured the distance using impossible geometry.
 
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