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(TMZ)   Ted Nugent's wife arrested for gun at the airport. Wait until Ted hears about this. He's going to crap himself   (tmz.com) divider line 137
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2013-08-29 05:43:08 PM
tee hee!
 
2013-08-29 05:51:17 PM
Dear god people how hard is it to leave your gun at home when you go to the airport? I'm going to fly today, I'll leave my Swiss Army knife, Nail Clippers, Cigar Lighter and Flask at home, oh shiat forgot about the 9mm in briefcase.
 
2013-08-29 05:53:24 PM
No excuse, IMHO. Give her some jail time in a federal pen.

/Screw it, put her in a Texas prison.
//That'll be way worse.
 
2013-08-29 06:04:27 PM
Thanks Obama.
 
2013-08-29 06:11:31 PM
Lordy! That too funny for words.
 
2013-08-29 06:12:46 PM
Is it a felony to bring a gun to the airport?  If she's convicted does that mean that Ted would have to remove all of his guns from the house too?  This could get really fun...
 
2013-08-29 06:21:17 PM
Lol. Just... Lol.
 
2013-08-29 06:21:31 PM
Man and I thought I was stupid for leaving a novelty lighter from vegas in my luggage (which they didn't take, but my shaving cream? yes it was gone, the dangers of shaving cream!)
 
2013-08-29 06:21:49 PM
There's more to this I'm sure. It's not a crime to bring a gun to a airport in most states....and I'm sure Texas is one of them. People "forget" and the TSA agent tells them to put it in the car. Etc; no problem. (unless it's NY)
http://www.dallasnews.com/business/airline-industry/20130702-more-ai r- travelers-trying-to-carry-on-loaded-firearms.ece
What will get you arrested is your actions after it's discovered.
 
2013-08-29 06:21:51 PM
Once they find out that she's 12, Ted will be allowed to come and pick her up.

The gun, I mean.
 
2013-08-29 06:22:45 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Is it a felony to bring a gun to the airport?  If she's convicted does that mean that Ted would have to remove all of his guns from the house too?  This could get really fun...


Knowing Ted, he'll divorce her ass before he lets that happen.
 
2013-08-29 06:22:48 PM
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
 
2013-08-29 06:24:11 PM
Can these rich people afford bodyguards? Not sure who they are fearing out there in the world.
 
2013-08-29 06:24:52 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Is it a felony to bring a gun to the airport?  If she's convicted does that mean that Ted would have to remove all of his guns from the house too?  This could get really fun...


THE LAW IS THE LAW.  It doesn't matter if she forgot she had the gun, ILLEGAL is ILLEGAL.

Tee hee.

Live in Texas.  It's funny how all of the Most Conservative people I know here, who will rant on the important of law and order and how illegal immigrants are criminals all also openly advocate ignoring any gun law they don't like.

Also:
Shemane Deziel

Really?  He married someone who's one letter from being a shemale?
 
2013-08-29 06:24:56 PM
He's going to take the dire news like the true gentleman he is:
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2013-08-29 06:25:41 PM
Satanic_Hamster:
Also:
Shemane Deziel

Really?  He married someone who's one letter from being a shemale?


Whats really funny I'm sure Ted has made fun of black peoples names in the past.
 
2013-08-29 06:26:13 PM
He's probably the one who told her to carry just so this would make some sort of stink.
 
2013-08-29 06:26:17 PM

The TSA tweets about guns it finds. For example:

TSA spotted this loaded .40 pistol in a carry-on bag last evening at Hartsfield-Jackson, the 69th gun of 2013 at ATL. pic.twitter.com/VHvVtjTCNd

- TSAMedia_JonA (@TSAmedia_JonA) August 29, 2013


Link
 
2013-08-29 06:26:23 PM

dr_blasto: Lol. Just... Lol.

 
2013-08-29 06:26:30 PM
Well isn't a wang dang chang eng dingo dango wango tango.
 
2013-08-29 06:27:18 PM

gadian: He's probably the one who told her to carry just so this would make some sort of stink.


But enough about Ted's depends.
 
2013-08-29 06:27:23 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Is it a felony to bring a gun to the airport?  If she's convicted does that mean that Ted would have to remove all of his guns from the house too?  This could get really fun...


No, Ted would just have to lock all his guns up in a gun safe that only he knows the combination.
 
2013-08-29 06:28:16 PM

Tom_Slick: Dear god people how hard is it to leave your gun at home when you go to the airport? I'm going to fly today, I'll leave my Swiss Army knife, Nail Clippers, Cigar Lighter and Flask at home, oh shiat forgot about the 9mm in briefcase.


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2013-08-29 06:28:43 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Is it a felony to bring a gun to the airport?  If she's convicted does that mean that Ted would have to remove all of his guns from the house too?  This could get really fun...


Depends. Reading Texas laws, this offense can be treated as a civil or criminal manner. I'm not sure if, should it be judged criminal, whether it's a misdemeanor or felony.

I'll defer to real lawyers to explain this further beyond my limited understanding of Texas laws.
 
2013-08-29 06:29:21 PM

SenorBenedict: SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

*

* unless you're in a pressurized aluminum tube 30,000ft above the Earth traveling at 500 mph and traveling with 60,000 gallons of jet fuel.
 
2013-08-29 06:29:36 PM

Tom_Slick: TuteTibiImperes: Is it a felony to bring a gun to the airport?  If she's convicted does that mean that Ted would have to remove all of his guns from the house too?  This could get really fun...

No, Ted would just have to lock all his guns up in a gun safe that only he knows the combination.


He should be doing this anyway.
 
2013-08-29 06:29:45 PM
He probably has a hard on about this because now he gets to go on Fox News for another round of "Obama is a Communist!" and get paid for it.
 
2013-08-29 06:29:55 PM
Heh, I don't know if this guy is trolling or not.  He's adorable either way:

For what? No victim, no crime. The second amendment is clear. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. Their little airport gun "rules" are unconstitutional. You can't pick and choose which parts of the constitution should be adhered to. It's all or none and I refuse to give up my rights just because someone with slave mentality wants me to.
 
2013-08-29 06:30:19 PM

Satanic_Hamster: TuteTibiImperes:...


Also:
Shemane Deziel

Really?  He married someone who's one letter from being a shemale?


My guess is it's not just a letter, and just wait until he finds out.
 
2013-08-29 06:30:27 PM
Yeah poor Ted hasn't crapped himself like this since Vietnam.
 
2013-08-29 06:30:31 PM
www.fishgame.com
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!

/Catch scratch Fever
//Wango-Tango
 
2013-08-29 06:30:35 PM

Hobodeluxe: SenorBenedict: SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!*

* unless you're in a pressurized aluminum tube 30,000ft above the Earth traveling at 500 mph and traveling with 60,000 gallons of jet fuel.


Infringing the fark out of things man. I mean I can smoke on a plane, I can use my cell phone at will, why can't I bring my 9mm? People's kids are more dangerous than that.
 
2013-08-29 06:31:06 PM
[My wife] will either be dead or in jail if Obama is elected. The slightly altered prophecy has been fulfilled
 
2013-08-29 06:31:12 PM
It's not farking hard to travel with a firearm.

Unloaded, in a locked TSA approved case, declare it at the desk, you sign your life away and declare it's unloaded, TSA inspects, it goes on special route (at least coming from DTW), you remain calm and polite, and when you arrive at your destination you have worried airport employees wondering why the baggage guys just left a gun case at the oversized luggage area out where anyone could grab it.

//Last part happened to me. Thankfully, no one dared grab it.   It was just a shotgun that was gifted to me, but I would have been really pissed if someone had lifted it.
 
2013-08-29 06:31:15 PM

Hobodeluxe: * unless you're in a pressurized aluminum tube 30,000ft above the Earth traveling at 500 mph and traveling with 60,000 gallons of jet fuel.


and on thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat note, we haven't had a "would a bullet depressurizing the cabin at 30,000 feet force a landing or could the plane still fly?" debate in a while.

GO!
 
2013-08-29 06:31:21 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Is it a felony to bring a gun to the airport?  If she's convicted does that mean that Ted would have to remove all of his guns from the house too?  This could get really fun...


It depends on what part of the airport she was in.. If she wasn't in the "sterile" area, then the police or TSA could have overreacted. Here's a list of states that allow open carry

Link

/also.. Great Headline, Subby!
 
2013-08-29 06:32:01 PM

gadian: He's probably the one who told her to carry just so this would make some sort of stink.


That or she did something to piss him off.

Sam Kinison had a good bit about how he cheated on his girlfriend in the 80's.  Months down the line, she hid a loaded revolver in his luggage before he had to fly out.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-29 06:32:22 PM
It against federal law I think, but it isn't usually prosecuted because it's only a crime if you had the intent to bring the gun onto the flight, not if you just forgot.

Still, it says something about "responsible gun owners" that so many of them lose track of a dangerous weapon like that.
 
2013-08-29 06:32:32 PM
i bet she tried the old "but i'm married to (insert celebrity name)" line.
 
2013-08-29 06:33:03 PM

SenorBenedict: Satanic_Hamster:
Also:
Shemane Deziel

Really?  He married someone who's one letter from being a shemale?

Whats really funny I'm sure Ted has made fun of black peoples names in the past.


If I recall correctly, on his website he refers to his Sainted Wife as "Little Miss Danger-Ass".  Take from this what you will.
 
2013-08-29 06:33:20 PM

phrawgh: [www.fishgame.com image 375x474]
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!

/Catch scratch Fever
//Wango-Tango


Man being married to Sean Penn was hell on Robin Wright.
 
2013-08-29 06:34:15 PM

gravy chugging cretin.: he refers to his Sainted Wife as "Little Miss Danger-Ass".


she can clear an entire floor with one movement.
 
2013-08-29 06:34:22 PM
Torn between his gun nut rights and the TSA his party created.
 
2013-08-29 06:34:30 PM

nightwriter: Yeah poor Ted hasn't crapped himself like this since Vietnam.


i think someone just got the joke.
 
2013-08-29 06:34:33 PM
Okay, so I'm a little drunk.. That link is a map of states that allow concealed carry, open carry, and states that do not allow firearms  in airports.
 
2013-08-29 06:34:41 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-08-29 06:34:54 PM

gravy chugging cretin.: SenorBenedict: Satanic_Hamster:
Also:
Shemane Deziel

Really?  He married someone who's one letter from being a shemale?

Whats really funny I'm sure Ted has made fun of black peoples names in the past.

If I recall correctly, on his website he refers to his Sainted Wife as "Little Miss Danger-Ass".  Take from this what you will.


From a Pedo/Ebophile like pants shiatting Ted? Uhh probably nothing legal.
 
2013-08-29 06:36:14 PM
"Arrested for gun"? The fark does that mean?

(clicks link)

OK, now I see what happened. Carry on.
 
2013-08-29 06:36:51 PM
What!
You mean she's old enough to travel alone?!
 
2013-08-29 06:37:48 PM

rickythepenguin: Hobodeluxe: * unless you're in a pressurized aluminum tube 30,000ft above the Earth traveling at 500 mph and traveling with 60,000 gallons of jet fuel.

and on thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat note, we haven't had a "would a bullet depressurizing the cabin at 30,000 feet force a landing or could the plane still fly?" debate in a while.

GO!


depends on where it hit.
 
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