The Dogs of War: Let's not turn this rape into a murder/I don't go on dates too often...
Buggar: That'll do pig.
Spoon over Marin: It's a cigarette burn, not a herpe.
Deedeemarz: Spoon over Marin: It's a cigarette burn, not a herpe.So that is how you singularize herpes....
Skr: Let's go back to my place and watch some anime
specialkae: I have Daddy issues. Will you spank me?
vudukungfu: specialkae: I have Daddy issues. Will you spank me?Sit on my lap and let's talk about this.
R.A.Danny: Want to see my etchings?
EviLincoln: "Wanna watch porn on my phone while we wait for the appetizer?"
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