Uglybarnacle: My Name is Gorgor. Would you like to see my photo library?
lesliessexxy: Not sure if anyone's mentioned it, because I don't feel like sifting throughBUT WHEN THE fark DID "anyways" BECOME A WORD?! You sound stupid when you say it, and you look stupid when you type it.Love you.
Witness99: My toes? Oh that black stuff isn't dirt. The black threads from my cheap Walmart socks kind of work their way in there throughout the day. They're a biatch to remove, and I've found that shrimpers enjoy the extra fiber anyway.
Witness99: Let me kiss you, so I can prove its not contagious!
GreenSun: "My doctor said my HIV miraculously healed."
sweet-daddy-2: CapeFearCadaver: "Hi, my name is Moderator."And you just killed all the fun I was having in this thread. That's gotta be the worst, most despicable thing anyone could say in any circumstance.
guy_smiley: "Thank god! I started my period, I was afraid I was pregnant. I can order a drink now."...Yes, this was actually said to me, upon her returning from the restroom on a first date.
Current Resident: Wanna go half-sies on a lap dance?
Witness99: I don't know if you've done any "Internet sleuthing", haha, uh, but there's this other girl with my name...I get blamed for her shiat all the time.
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