offmymeds: (To be used after sex, if you get it on the first date) "So, if I told you - and this is just a hypothetical - if I told you I might have herpes, what would you say?"
GreenSun: "My doctor said my HIV miraculously healed."
HoratioGates: What the doctors don't tell you is how much priapism hurts. Still, I knew this was our first date, so I came anyway. I just wish there was something I could do about it.
robbrie: Shaved, waxed, or au natural?
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