Al_Ed: "You have small hands...which is good because that'll make my cock seem bigger".
nmrsnr: Sorry I'm gonna have to cut this date short, but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
EviLincoln: "You're gonna love my wife!"
MaudlinMutantMollusk: EviLincoln: "You're gonna love my wife!""My wife is going to love you!"
Nana's Vibrator: This is CapeFearCadaver. She's our chaperone, just like on Love Connection. Act up and b*tch will cut you in two and two.
EviLincoln: "Wow. You eat those breadsticks like it's your job"
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