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2013-08-29 04:12:57 PM  

Al_Ed: "We split up shortly after a snorkeling trip to Aruba".


"Hey, I have two tickets to go to Aruba next week. Wanna come? You don't have to do anything you don't want to, promise."
 
2013-08-29 04:12:58 PM  
Anyways, apparently cabaret laws even apply in funeral homes.
 
2013-08-29 04:13:32 PM  
Goo!  Gaah!  Waaaaahhhhhhhhhh!  *pouty face* Change me, I made a stinky!

or

You're really making my Pampers tent.
 
2013-08-29 04:13:41 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Al_Ed: "We split up shortly after a snorkeling trip to Aruba".

"Hey, I have two tickets to go to Aruba next week. Wanna come? You don't have to do anything you don't want to, promise."


HA!
 
2013-08-29 04:13:57 PM  
I think yoru roommate has a great sense of humor
 
2013-08-29 04:14:04 PM  
you kiss better than my mother
 
2013-08-29 04:14:16 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Al_Ed: "We split up shortly after a snorkeling trip to Aruba".

"Hey, I have two tickets to go to Aruba next week. Wanna come? You don't have to do anything you don't want to, promise."


WINNER!
 
2013-08-29 04:14:24 PM  
"Do you prefer regular or butter-flavored Crisco"?
 
2013-08-29 04:14:46 PM  
Your hands a especially dainty. That'll come in handy later.
 
2013-08-29 04:15:35 PM  
Please, call me Senator.
 
2013-08-29 04:15:45 PM  
is it considered a threesome if my dog licks your butt during sex?
 
2013-08-29 04:16:00 PM  
You ever see that show Hoarders?
 
2013-08-29 04:16:00 PM  
"Oh...I thought the profile meant 'twenty eight-year-olds', that's why I suggested we meet a Disneyland"
 
2013-08-29 04:16:14 PM  
You kiss better than  Heathen's mother.
 
2013-08-29 04:16:31 PM  
"Wanna come outside real quick and see something that I have in my trunk? It's reeeally cool.... What's that? Oh, if I tell you then it'll ruin the surprise!.... No really, please?"

That one actually happened to me once.
 
2013-08-29 04:16:37 PM  

R.A.Danny: You kiss better than  Heathen's mother.


PROVE IT!
 
2013-08-29 04:16:59 PM  
"Oh, him? My conjoined twin. Don't worry..he won't watch".
 
2013-08-29 04:17:13 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: "Wanna come outside real quick and see something that I have in my trunk? It's reeeally cool.... What's that? Oh, if I tell you then it'll ruin the surprise!.... No really, please?"

That one actually happened to me once.


you have no sense of adventure
 
2013-08-29 04:17:17 PM  
YOU WILL BE PLEASING TO THE DARK LORD!
 
2013-08-29 04:18:15 PM  
Sorry, I was watching the Ryan Reynolds movie and all of a sudden BAM, I'm gay.
 
2013-08-29 04:18:24 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: That one actually happened to me once.


O.O
 
2013-08-29 04:18:52 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: "Wanna come outside real quick and see something that I have in my trunk? It's reeeally cool.... What's that? Oh, if I tell you then it'll ruin the surprise!.... No really, please?"

That one actually happened to me once.


What was in the trunk?
 
2013-08-29 04:19:12 PM  
"I've seen every episode of iCarly".
 
2013-08-29 04:19:17 PM  
You know, the Y chromosome is really an incomplete X chromosome. So men are really just damaged women.
 
2013-08-29 04:19:24 PM  
Is it OK if my brother comes along?
 
2013-08-29 04:19:35 PM  
"You don't take direction very well"
 
2013-08-29 04:19:38 PM  
Can I chew your hair?
 
2013-08-29 04:20:09 PM  
"I came before the entrees...sorry"!
 
2013-08-29 04:20:13 PM  

Heathen: you have no sense of adventure


Current Resident: O.O


Wasn't a date. Just some creepy guy who came up to me while I was at the bar for a friends band playing.
 
2013-08-29 04:20:22 PM  
So last night, on TotalFark...
 
2013-08-29 04:20:41 PM  
Are you familiar with the term blumkin?
 
2013-08-29 04:20:46 PM  
"It is hard"!
 
2013-08-29 04:20:47 PM  
"This was surprisingly fun.  Normally I don't date someone just for their personality."
 
2013-08-29 04:21:11 PM  

EviLincoln: CapeFearCadaver: "Wanna come outside real quick and see something that I have in my trunk? It's reeeally cool.... What's that? Oh, if I tell you then it'll ruin the surprise!.... No really, please?"

That one actually happened to me once.

What was in the trunk?


laxallstars.com

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK!
 
2013-08-29 04:21:24 PM  
"Wow. You eat those breadsticks like it's your job"
 
2013-08-29 04:21:29 PM  
"Ever heard of MLP?"
 
2013-08-29 04:21:35 PM  
I'll have the num num lobster
 
2013-08-29 04:21:38 PM  
You know, women are a lot like men except for the genitals.
 
2013-08-29 04:21:38 PM  
You seem really nice, so I'm choosing to ignore the voices.
 
2013-08-29 04:22:18 PM  

EviLincoln: "Wow. You eat those breadsticks like it's your job"


lol
 
2013-08-29 04:22:22 PM  
"I've got a speculum with your name written alllll over it"!
 
2013-08-29 04:22:43 PM  

Heathen: R.A.Danny: You kiss better than  Heathen's mother.

PROVE IT!


ferretman, Angry Drunk Bureaucrat, Ponzholio, Al_Ed, DonWrite, and  slayer199 will totally back me up on that.
 
2013-08-29 04:22:44 PM  
"Your voice sounds like a little girl, I really like that"
 
2013-08-29 04:22:57 PM  
This may seem a little forward, but since it's already out there, would you mind giving me a footie?
 
2013-08-29 04:23:11 PM  
Afterwards we can go back to my house and stomp around my son's trainset. Also, I hope you like imitation crab meat.
 
2013-08-29 04:23:19 PM  
Tequila makes me horny.

*takes shot*

I always have it when I go out with the girls
 
2013-08-29 04:23:32 PM  
"Wanna see my Barbie collection"?
 
2013-08-29 04:24:18 PM  
Have you ever farked on the train tracks with a locomotive bearing down on you, babe? It's farking intense.
 
2013-08-29 04:24:27 PM  
"The relationship between me and my dog is strictly platonic....now".
 
2013-08-29 04:24:35 PM  
"Do you know birds feed their young? They spit the food into the babies mouth. . .you ever do that?"
 
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