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2013-08-29 04:03:02 PM

Al_Ed: "Oh, these? Costco shrimp".


Genuine spit take.

Well done.
 
2013-08-29 04:03:03 PM
How many healthy kidneys do you have?
 
2013-08-29 04:03:09 PM
"Well it's funny you should ask that. And no, I only take the fedora off to shower"
 
2013-08-29 04:03:28 PM
Do you bleach your anus?
 
2013-08-29 04:03:52 PM
You remind me of Lindsey Lohan.
 
2013-08-29 04:04:09 PM
"I don't have coupons for this restaurant"
 
2013-08-29 04:04:24 PM
"I like your skin. No. I mean, I REALLY like your skin, it's so elasticized and stretchy..... Oh, what was that? Sorry, I was daydreaming about what I'm going to do with it... um, I mean with you, later *wink*"
 
2013-08-29 04:04:35 PM
So long story short I have been reserving my seed for tonight.
 
2013-08-29 04:05:20 PM

EviLincoln: "I don't have coupons for this restaurant"


"Tell them you're under 12 to eat off the kids menu... oh, you really are under 12? SWEET!"
 
2013-08-29 04:05:20 PM
"You remind me of my late wife, Nicole Brown".
 
2013-08-29 04:05:21 PM
"Does the phrase 'No one can hear you scream' turn you on? "
 
2013-08-29 04:05:56 PM

Ponzholio: EviLincoln: "I don't have coupons for this restaurant"

"Tell them you're under 12 to eat off the kids menu... oh, you really are under 12? SWEET!"


"The lady will have the corndog"
 
2013-08-29 04:05:57 PM
I'm not going to lie to you: Best case scenario it's still going to be plenty uncomfortable.
 
2013-08-29 04:05:59 PM
Do you know anything about prison gang tattoos?
 
2013-08-29 04:06:12 PM
"Have you ever been properly fitted for a ball gag"?
 
2013-08-29 04:06:52 PM
"Nah, there's no way I could fit you in my freezer... Your head, sure. But not your entire body."
 
2013-08-29 04:07:02 PM
Have you heard any rumors about illegal human trafficking in the area?
 
2013-08-29 04:07:04 PM
Apparently Muncie Indiana has a strictly enforced public nudity law.
 
2013-08-29 04:07:04 PM
"There was an accident, involving my penis, years back."
 
2013-08-29 04:07:13 PM
Will you marry me?
 
2013-08-29 04:07:23 PM
I knew you were the right one when I kept coming back to pleasure myself to your profile picture.
 
2013-08-29 04:07:36 PM
"I know where there's a really nice Long John Silvers"
 
2013-08-29 04:07:39 PM
"You remind me so much of my ex-wife!"
 
2013-08-29 04:07:47 PM
Hello. My name's Dave and I'm an alcoholic.
 
2013-08-29 04:08:11 PM
"You didn't google my name did you?"
 
2013-08-29 04:08:20 PM
"In accordance with Megan's Law, I am required to tell you..."
 
2013-08-29 04:08:27 PM

EviLincoln: "I know where there's a really nice Long John Silvers"


SPOONY!
 
2013-08-29 04:08:30 PM
'Dead beat dad' is such a negative term don't you think?
 
2013-08-29 04:08:46 PM
"You'd be surprised the things that will land a person on a sex offender registry".
 
2013-08-29 04:08:51 PM
Oh, I'm really into reading. I'm just finishing The Turner Diaries for the 5th time.
 
2013-08-29 04:08:54 PM

CapeFearCadaver: EviLincoln: "I know where there's a really nice Long John Silvers"

SPOONY!


LOL
 
2013-08-29 04:09:26 PM
Do you know how to get dog blood out of linen?
 
2013-08-29 04:09:34 PM
"You remind me of my mother..just not in the sexy way".
 
2013-08-29 04:09:40 PM
"Can I get a look at your feet, now?"
 
2013-08-29 04:09:45 PM
Being charged is not the same as being convicted
 
2013-08-29 04:10:16 PM
You're getting dessert? *snert* I hope you make your Saving Throw against fatass.
 
2013-08-29 04:10:22 PM
I want to find something out about your cat, quick, hand me your lipstick.
 
2013-08-29 04:10:34 PM
Everything I know about sex I learned from 50 Shades of Gray.
 
2013-08-29 04:10:35 PM
"So how attached are you to your kids?"
 
2013-08-29 04:10:39 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Being charged is not the same as being convicted


... I mean, the trial IS next month, but...
 
2013-08-29 04:10:41 PM

Al_Ed: :(


loooooooove you
 
2013-08-29 04:10:55 PM
I'll never forget the first time you kissed me, now I want you to fist me.
 
2013-08-29 04:11:27 PM
"We split up shortly after a snorkeling trip to Aruba".
 
2013-08-29 04:11:35 PM
"So, what are you... a size 12? 14? *sigh*"
 
2013-08-29 04:11:45 PM
"I gotta take the green pills every four hours or I start screaming"
 
2013-08-29 04:12:02 PM

LlamaGirl: Al_Ed: :(

loooooooove you


I know.
 
2013-08-29 04:12:13 PM
And once when I was five I was repeatedly molested by my Uncle. I spent years in therapy, but damn, that man knew how to give a handy.
 
2013-08-29 04:12:20 PM
Do you spit or swallow?
 
2013-08-29 04:12:50 PM
"Do you have any experience with putting a bridle on a ma..HORSE! On a horse"?
 
2013-08-29 04:12:56 PM
Do you smell fish?
 
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