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(Fark)   Let's play, "Whose Fark is it Anyways" The game where the participants are silly and the power rankings mean nothing. Today's topic: Things not to say on a first date   ( divider line
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2013-08-29 03:53:02 PM  

jadeblue: GalFriday: I love you!

I missed this the first time. :-/

2013-08-29 03:53:07 PM  

LlamaGirl: Current Resident: Oh my God! I have that same dress!

*shrug* that wouldn't bother me.

Oh my God!  My wife has that same dress!
2013-08-29 03:53:26 PM  
"Hold on while I look up every single item on the menu on my Weight Watchers. com account."
2013-08-29 03:53:47 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Al_Ed: CapeFearCadaver: So, wanna make some babies?

You'd be surprised...this worked for me once.

I just got an email....

2013-08-29 03:53:59 PM  
I am a woman trapped in a man's body.

Or the other way around, depending on who's dating whom.
2013-08-29 03:54:00 PM  
Did you get my email?
2013-08-29 03:54:03 PM  

BusketsMcBride: jadeblue: GalFriday: I love you!

I missed this the first time. :-/


2013-08-29 03:54:11 PM  
What are your thoughts on Satan?
2013-08-29 03:54:19 PM  
I really enjoy the erotic subtext of the Smurfs.
2013-08-29 03:54:39 PM  
Fisting is not for everyone...
2013-08-29 03:54:49 PM  
"You're beautiful...quite the change of scenery from the day-to-day at the seminary".
2013-08-29 03:54:57 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I am a really big deal on a certain internet community.

The amount of responsibility I have been given is beyond what most people could handle
2013-08-29 03:55:13 PM  
"what happened to your eye, Quasimodo?"
2013-08-29 03:55:14 PM  
Do you hold the ways of your ancestors and remember the face of your father?
2013-08-29 03:55:17 PM  

Dance Party: I am a woman trapped in a man's body.

I am a woman trapped in a man's body trapped in a dungeon in my neighbor's basement.
2013-08-29 03:55:28 PM  
You have the most interesting looking nostrils. They look so... lick-able.
2013-08-29 03:55:45 PM  
"Lots of women don't understand that by letting a guy pay for dinner, you've entered into a contract essentially"
2013-08-29 03:55:49 PM  
"UNGH, girl! You look tighter than a DRUM"!
2013-08-29 03:55:55 PM  
I'm a wizard.
2013-08-29 03:56:20 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I really enjoy the erotic subtext of the Smurfs.

I am soooo stealing this line
2013-08-29 03:56:23 PM  
Does this look infected?
2013-08-29 03:56:24 PM  

LlamaGirl: "what happened to your eye, Quasimodo?"

2013-08-29 03:56:27 PM  
I don't know how you pronounce it in this country, but I believe it's called "feltching".
2013-08-29 03:56:42 PM  
You will have the green salad and a side of asparagus only. That last is important. Feel free to drink as much as you want.
2013-08-29 03:56:43 PM  
My relationship with my dog, Rex, is special.
2013-08-29 03:56:53 PM  
*walk up to the hostess with your date*

"are you here for the gangbang too?!?"
2013-08-29 03:57:33 PM  
I guess it wasn't really incest since my sister was dead.
2013-08-29 03:57:36 PM  

LlamaGirl: "what happened to your eye, Quasimodo?"

2013-08-29 03:57:46 PM  
I was Joan of Arc in a former life
2013-08-29 03:57:50 PM  
and the way I see it, it's not stealing if it from a big multinational, and no one will notice, right?
2013-08-29 03:57:51 PM  
"Let's say we skip dessert and go back to my place so I can eat Skittles out of your ass and record it and then we'll post it to YouTu...HEY! Where ya going"?!
2013-08-29 03:58:05 PM  
"Sometimes women just don't understand how guys have feellings too and it MAKES ME SO ANGRY"
2013-08-29 03:58:27 PM  
I can't wait to show you my collection of Precious Moments figurines!
2013-08-29 03:58:32 PM  
Whoa! Did you really think you could pull off the sultry look, lardbutt?
2013-08-29 03:59:08 PM  
"I'm an architect of sorts...I actually design home dungeons".
2013-08-29 03:59:29 PM  
I don't believe in tipping.
2013-08-29 03:59:36 PM  
"My therapist told me the 396 ways that 9/11 was an inside job. I'd like you to help spread the word."
2013-08-29 04:00:15 PM  
"You're much more sexy than the picture in your profile. Lucky for me I'm not having a flare up"!
2013-08-29 04:00:23 PM  
Mother thinks it's great that you came out with me this evening.
2013-08-29 04:00:27 PM  
you are so beautiful, I wanna wear you like a hat
2013-08-29 04:00:30 PM  
Do you think you could fit a kilo of something up your butthole?
2013-08-29 04:00:41 PM  
"Why i'm telling you this will soon become apparent: it will hurt less if you push out"
2013-08-29 04:00:58 PM  
Do you even have a mirror in your house because those shoes with that dress?
2013-08-29 04:01:05 PM  
"Let me tell you about the Government Contrail Program".
2013-08-29 04:01:15 PM  
While we have this moment alone, can I share with you some of the wisdom of the Church of Scientology?
2013-08-29 04:01:44 PM  
"Oh, these? Costco shrimp".
2013-08-29 04:02:06 PM  
"Don't you think the whole sufferage thing is bullsh*t?"
2013-08-29 04:02:20 PM  
Sometimes it's so obvious that I just have to laugh you know. I mean, there is was in front of our faces all along, right? Like David Koresh man. He totally got it.
2013-08-29 04:02:28 PM  
The way that I look at it, anyone who's dating someone who's a child at heart is the real pedophile.
2013-08-29 04:03:02 PM  

Al_Ed: "Oh, these? Costco shrimp".

Genuine spit take.

Well done.
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