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2013-08-29 03:53:02 PM

jadeblue: GalFriday: I love you!

I missed this the first time. :-/


I SAID I LOVE YOU.
 
2013-08-29 03:53:07 PM

LlamaGirl: Current Resident: Oh my God! I have that same dress!

*shrug* that wouldn't bother me.


Oh my God!  My wife has that same dress!
 
2013-08-29 03:53:26 PM
"Hold on while I look up every single item on the menu on my Weight Watchers. com account."
 
2013-08-29 03:53:47 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Al_Ed: CapeFearCadaver: So, wanna make some babies?

You'd be surprised...this worked for me once.

I just got an email....


Huh?
 
2013-08-29 03:53:59 PM
I am a woman trapped in a man's body.

Or the other way around, depending on who's dating whom.
 
2013-08-29 03:54:00 PM
Did you get my email?
 
2013-08-29 03:54:03 PM

BusketsMcBride: jadeblue: GalFriday: I love you!

I missed this the first time. :-/

I SAID I LOVE YOU.


Hee!
 
2013-08-29 03:54:11 PM
What are your thoughts on Satan?
 
2013-08-29 03:54:19 PM
I really enjoy the erotic subtext of the Smurfs.
 
2013-08-29 03:54:39 PM
Fisting is not for everyone...
 
2013-08-29 03:54:49 PM
"You're beautiful...quite the change of scenery from the day-to-day at the seminary".
 
2013-08-29 03:54:57 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I am a really big deal on a certain internet community.


The amount of responsibility I have been given is beyond what most people could handle
 
2013-08-29 03:55:13 PM
"what happened to your eye, Quasimodo?"
 
2013-08-29 03:55:14 PM
Do you hold the ways of your ancestors and remember the face of your father?
 
2013-08-29 03:55:17 PM

Dance Party: I am a woman trapped in a man's body.


I am a woman trapped in a man's body trapped in a dungeon in my neighbor's basement.
 
2013-08-29 03:55:28 PM
You have the most interesting looking nostrils. They look so... lick-able.
 
2013-08-29 03:55:45 PM
"Lots of women don't understand that by letting a guy pay for dinner, you've entered into a contract essentially"
 
2013-08-29 03:55:49 PM
"UNGH, girl! You look tighter than a DRUM"!
 
2013-08-29 03:55:55 PM
I'm a wizard.
 
2013-08-29 03:56:20 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I really enjoy the erotic subtext of the Smurfs.


I am soooo stealing this line
 
2013-08-29 03:56:23 PM
Does this look infected?
 
2013-08-29 03:56:24 PM

LlamaGirl: "what happened to your eye, Quasimodo?"


:(
 
2013-08-29 03:56:27 PM
I don't know how you pronounce it in this country, but I believe it's called "feltching".
 
2013-08-29 03:56:42 PM
You will have the green salad and a side of asparagus only. That last is important. Feel free to drink as much as you want.
 
2013-08-29 03:56:43 PM
My relationship with my dog, Rex, is special.
 
2013-08-29 03:56:53 PM
*walk up to the hostess with your date*

"are you here for the gangbang too?!?"
 
2013-08-29 03:57:33 PM
I guess it wasn't really incest since my sister was dead.
 
2013-08-29 03:57:36 PM

LlamaGirl: "what happened to your eye, Quasimodo?"


I SAID LOOK AT ME!!!
 
2013-08-29 03:57:46 PM
I was Joan of Arc in a former life
 
2013-08-29 03:57:50 PM
and the way I see it, it's not stealing if it from a big multinational, and no one will notice, right?
 
2013-08-29 03:57:51 PM
"Let's say we skip dessert and go back to my place so I can eat Skittles out of your ass and record it and then we'll post it to YouTu...HEY! Where ya going"?!
 
2013-08-29 03:58:05 PM
"Sometimes women just don't understand how guys have feellings too and it MAKES ME SO ANGRY"
 
2013-08-29 03:58:27 PM
I can't wait to show you my collection of Precious Moments figurines!
 
2013-08-29 03:58:32 PM
Whoa! Did you really think you could pull off the sultry look, lardbutt?
 
2013-08-29 03:58:34 PM
Sorry if I seem cranky today but I think I'm ovulating. So...do you like kids?
 
2013-08-29 03:59:08 PM
"I'm an architect of sorts...I actually design home dungeons".
 
2013-08-29 03:59:29 PM
I don't believe in tipping.
 
2013-08-29 03:59:36 PM
"My therapist told me the 396 ways that 9/11 was an inside job. I'd like you to help spread the word."
 
2013-08-29 04:00:15 PM
"You're much more sexy than the picture in your profile. Lucky for me I'm not having a flare up"!
 
2013-08-29 04:00:23 PM
Mother thinks it's great that you came out with me this evening.
 
2013-08-29 04:00:27 PM
you are so beautiful, I wanna wear you like a hat
 
2013-08-29 04:00:30 PM
Do you think you could fit a kilo of something up your butthole?
 
2013-08-29 04:00:41 PM
"Why i'm telling you this will soon become apparent: it will hurt less if you push out"
 
2013-08-29 04:00:58 PM
Do you even have a mirror in your house because those shoes with that dress?
 
2013-08-29 04:01:05 PM
"Let me tell you about the Government Contrail Program".
 
2013-08-29 04:01:15 PM
While we have this moment alone, can I share with you some of the wisdom of the Church of Scientology?
 
2013-08-29 04:01:44 PM
"Oh, these? Costco shrimp".
 
2013-08-29 04:02:06 PM
"Don't you think the whole sufferage thing is bullsh*t?"
 
2013-08-29 04:02:20 PM
Sometimes it's so obvious that I just have to laugh you know. I mean, there is was in front of our faces all along, right? Like David Koresh man. He totally got it.
 
2013-08-29 04:02:28 PM
The way that I look at it, anyone who's dating someone who's a child at heart is the real pedophile.
 
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