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2013-08-29 03:47:11 PM
I would love to see your nose upon my penis.
 
2013-08-29 03:47:27 PM
I can't wait to eat your pussy like a bag of sunflower seeds.
 
2013-08-29 03:47:42 PM
If I told you you had a nice body would you remove your clothes and let me play with myself while you squatted over there in the corner?
 
2013-08-29 03:47:47 PM
"I love you."
 
2013-08-29 03:47:56 PM
And here are the 427 reasons that Kirk was a better Captain than Picard...
 
2013-08-29 03:48:04 PM

jadeblue: "Most girls with a skirt that short just look like a huge whore. But you pull it off."


But I'd rather pull it off for you.  Meow.
gross.
 
2013-08-29 03:48:16 PM

GalFriday: I love you!


I think the word "love" itself should be taboo on first dates (eg: "I love your sense of humor").
 
2013-08-29 03:48:21 PM
I'm a level 92 on WoW
 
2013-08-29 03:48:25 PM
I like to scratch my skin flakes and eat them.
 
2013-08-29 03:48:27 PM
I hope we can wrap this up early, I have to meet my parole officer at 9am.
 
2013-08-29 03:48:31 PM
Are you familiar with the term "Cleveland Steamer"?
 
2013-08-29 03:48:39 PM
So...ass play?
 
2013-08-29 03:48:46 PM
My mom thinks I'm really swell.
 
2013-08-29 03:48:54 PM
What are your thoughts on ball gags?
 
2013-08-29 03:48:56 PM
wicmblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-29 03:49:03 PM
Can I pop that zip for you?
 
2013-08-29 03:49:17 PM
Ohhhh it's so cute!!
 
2013-08-29 03:49:19 PM
Oh, my mother's going to love you. She's always said I needed a girl with good birthing hips.
 
2013-08-29 03:49:20 PM
"Does anyone else know you're here?"
 
2013-08-29 03:49:24 PM
HAHAHA, jade!!
 
2013-08-29 03:49:30 PM
"So, how did you reject the patriarchy today?"
 
2013-08-29 03:49:51 PM
Ugh, that's it? Alright, let's get this over with.
 
2013-08-29 03:49:53 PM

EviLincoln: "Does anyone else know you're here?"


Does this rag smell like chloroform?
 
2013-08-29 03:49:54 PM
I am a really big deal on a certain internet community.
 
2013-08-29 03:50:03 PM
I really don't know how many children I have....  I mean, I've donated a LOT of sperm.
 
2013-08-29 03:50:19 PM

jadeblue: [wicmblog.files.wordpress.com image 610x468]


FAKE.

All 4 of them would be on their phones.
 
2013-08-29 03:50:38 PM
So I've recently been diagnosed with Bigorexia
 
2013-08-29 03:50:42 PM
Do you know the website, Fark.com?
 
2013-08-29 03:50:47 PM
Do you mind if I go change my diaper real quick? Wanna help!??
 
2013-08-29 03:50:51 PM
So, wanna make some babies?
 
2013-08-29 03:50:59 PM

DonWrite: EviLincoln: "Does anyone else know you're here?"

Does this rag smell like chloroform?


"You can't out run me in those shoes, so don't try"
 
2013-08-29 03:51:04 PM
"I'd like to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."
 
2013-08-29 03:51:27 PM
You ever wonder what someone else's blood tastes like? I mean, is it the same? I bet yours is sweet.
 
2013-08-29 03:51:32 PM
"Are you familiar with the term 'genital topiary'"?
 
2013-08-29 03:51:34 PM
Oh my God! I have that same dress!
 
2013-08-29 03:51:46 PM
"Funny thing is you can't taste tranquilizers"
 
2013-08-29 03:51:51 PM
Keep it wet for me baby, I've gotta take a big dump.
 
2013-08-29 03:52:08 PM

CapeFearCadaver: So, wanna make some babies?


You'd be surprised...this worked for me once.
 
2013-08-29 03:52:12 PM

Current Resident: Oh my God! I have that same dress!


*shrug* that wouldn't bother me.
 
2013-08-29 03:52:19 PM
I just got out of prison and WHOO BOY! do I need to pound something!
 
2013-08-29 03:52:24 PM
"Nah, Thai food doesn't really sit well with my Valtrex. How about Chinese?"
 
2013-08-29 03:52:30 PM
Do you think this restaurant takes little bits of string as payment?
 
2013-08-29 03:52:31 PM

GalFriday: I love you!


I missed this the first time. :-/
 
2013-08-29 03:52:34 PM
What are your thoughts on communal living?
 
2013-08-29 03:52:41 PM
"What fetish sites do you go to?"
 
2013-08-29 03:52:46 PM
"My parents are waiting in the parking lot to meet you"
 
2013-08-29 03:52:47 PM
"I can't wait to peg you"
 
2013-08-29 03:52:55 PM

Al_Ed: CapeFearCadaver: So, wanna make some babies?

You'd be surprised...this worked for me once.


I just got an email....
 
2013-08-29 03:53:02 PM
We should get a drink. I'm going to need to be hammered to do what I got to do later on.
 
2013-08-29 03:53:02 PM
"Care to come back to my place and see my amateur taxidermy"?
 
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